Office prank - The sludged car
A comedy article
by Thud  68,506  19
03/06/2008 08:07 AM 664 views
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The last place I worked had a large machine that shreds and pulps and bleaches paper. Officially we used it to get rid of important or sensitive papers. Unofficially we liked to see how much newspaper you can shove in it at one time without jamming the damned thing.
The output from this contraption resembles paper-mache. Well, paper-mache that has been made with mucous instead of glue and water.
Our manager was leaving the company so we decided to give him a party. When the party was going on a group of us "borrowed" his car and parked it underneath the outlet pipe from the shredder/pulper/bleacher. Then we turned on the unit, started the autofeed of waste paper and returned to the party.
The party lasted another two hours. By the time he finally figured out where his car was parked it was buried under about seven feet of nasty, smelly, slimy lumps of paper. He was not amused.
I left the company soon after that.
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Funny
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Side-splitting
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The Jerk 6,311  9
03/07/2008 02:03 AM
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Fratberry 283,028 53
03/07/2008 04:06 AM
Sure, it's great and all but it's no Jep article.
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Thud 68,506 19
03/07/2008 05:40 AM
Never claimed it was.
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Fratberry 283,028 53
03/09/2008 01:07 AM
My point was that it wasn't ridiculously long and boring. Meaning, this was actually funny. Ya putz.
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Dave's not here. 52,827 16
03/09/2008 01:54 PM
Cool, but pictures would have made it great.
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Corduroy Jeens 47,792 51
08/08/2008 05:55 PM
Hilarious, Thud!
I imagined his car was a convertible.
(I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be mean...)
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