Idiots!
A comedy conversation
by Shell Belle  77,143  25
03/15/2008 01:48 AM 246 views
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About 2 weeks ago, I logged into myspace and saw that I had friend requests from 2 of my nieces. That wouldn't normally be so unusual except:
They are 9 and 11.
I took a look at both of their pages and was horrified to see that they had graphics that said things like "Single but looking" and "Remember my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later."
I immediately get on the phone to both my brother and sister to tell them what their daughters are up to. To my complete and utter surprise, they not only know about, but have seen the pages. They were fine with it.
Since my own siblings seemingly don't have any sense whatsoever, I started monitoring the girls' pages. Today I find that my 11 year-old niece has listed her home phone number, saying "Call me."
So I reported them as underage. My brother and sister are going to hate me even more than they already do. But I have a job in my family, to protect those that don't have enough IQ points to protect themselves.
And I have one more thing to add to an already long list entitled, "Reasons I think I was adopted."
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Hilarious
10 votes
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KChiki, not Kimchi 128,361  98
03/15/2008 01:49 AM
Today I find that my 11 year-old niece has listed her home phone number, saying "Call me."
I was okay until I got to that part. That girl is on the fast-track to a meeting with Ollie.
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11 votes
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Bravo Male 2,330 6
03/15/2008 01:52 AM
Don't worry. I already called her. She's a total tease.
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7 votes
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Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
03/15/2008 01:53 AM
They also probably wear pants that say "juicy" on the ass.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Odd 1,728 6
03/15/2008 01:56 AM
Ya know parents today seem to think its all fun and games, that is until their little "angel" is out shooting up holiday shoppers or getting a guest shot on BangBus.
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4 votes
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Bravo Male 2,330 6
03/15/2008 01:58 AM
Ya know parents today seem to think its all fun and games, that is until their little "angel" is out shooting up holiday shoppers heroin or while getting taking a guest cum shot on BangBus.
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4 votes
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Odd 1,728 6
03/15/2008 02:00 AM
Did I try to cover to much ground for ya Bravo?
Needed a simpler more streamlined fantasy?
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4 votes
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Bravo Male 2,330 6
03/15/2008 02:02 AM
Yes, please. Try to work in a marmoset and a cestus, if possible.
*smooches*
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Odd 1,728 6
03/15/2008 02:19 AM
Cestus & not one but three Marmosets
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