"Partner prank" Behind the Years
A comedy article
by peoriagrace  6,166  11
03/17/2008 10:02 AM 486 views
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My husband and I celebrated our 17th anniversary this year, and I've been pranking him even longer than that. But my best prank took place during our first year of marriage. It was my most devious prank ever.
Before my husband and I had kids, we always slept in the nude. One night we were laying in bed naked, with our backs to each other. Our buttocks were touching. I said, "Let's see how close we can get our butts together; let's pull our cheeks apart, and then push our holes next to each other."
Then I farted into him.
He jumped out of the bed yelling and screaming at me. "Ha ha ha ha ha!" was all I could say. I laughed so hard that tears came to my eyes. Oh, he was mad; but he had to admit it was a pretty good prank.
It still "cracks" me up to this day.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130  44
03/17/2008 12:32 PM
Your husband is gay.
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Snappahed 943 8
03/17/2008 02:09 PM
Your husband is gay.
Well said.
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Hilarious
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/17/2008 05:06 PM
Nope not gay, just a geek.
You know what they say about geeks: They try harder and last longer. Tis true.
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Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
03/17/2008 08:43 PM
If he didn't wait to you went to sleep then planted one within an inch of your nose he is no man.
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Hilarious
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The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
03/17/2008 08:57 PM
You should have shat on him.
Amateur.
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Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/17/2008 09:06 PM
You've had your husband as long as I've had my Jackie. I hope he doesn't die on you.
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EvelKnievel 947 6
03/17/2008 11:53 PM
Yeah, farting on the dead is awkward
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Side-splitting
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/18/2008 03:41 PM
Chix-I've been paid back in one way or another.
Dag-I outsourced that to my son.
Dot-Well there are worse ways to go; just hoping it's not before we're in our 80's
Evel-Yeah climbing up on those coffins is a bitch.
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/19/2008 06:01 PM
There was the time my niece stopped on the stairs to tie her shoelace when my son stopped right behind her; turned around and farted right on the top of her head.
She was 15 and he was 7.
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Side-splitting
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/22/2008 07:56 AM
Just bumpin.
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