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This article is our April Fool's Day winner of the $500.00 prize for FUNNIEST PARTNER PRANK. Congrats to Underwhere, and her excellent recipe for meat cake. Congratulations also to her husband Spicey, who wins a huge gift basket of vibrators, courtesy of somethingsexyplanet.com!
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WINNING ENTRY: "Meat for My Mate"
I love my husband very much. So when I set out to prank him on our second anniversary, I wanted to do so in a way that would not only result in a laugh, but also without me getting divorced. See, he's more of a jokester than a prank-player. He's also the world's biggest crybaby -- meaning he's so tender-hearted, that if I played a trick on him, he'd probably burst into tears. So, well, I had to come up with something that wouldn't turn him into a sobbing mess.
Two words: Meat cake.
Holy Shakespeare, is there any idea that could possibly be more awesome? Not only would my husband be fooled into thinking it was a delicious sweet treat (which was the point), but the embarrassment and anger of being at the butt end of a prank would pretty much evaporate immediately. I mean, it's made of MEAT, and meat is delicious. (Though my husband may be a crybaby Poe, he is not a faggy vegan hippy.)
I started out with 3 pans of burger. None of that low-fat crap. I added in some garlic salt & basil, and some worcestershire sauce. And some croutons, which I crushed up. Oh, and an egg. But really, none of that is important. Here is the meat.
Mashed potato frosting. Now, I didn't use REAL mashed potatoes for this, so that does lower the coolness factor. However, I wanted the frosting to be somewhat "not lumpy" so I used the instant kind. Also, we're poor and the boxed potatoes are only 89 cents. Only the best for my baby!
I put in some food coloring, so it'd be purple. Mostly because I thought purple mashed potatoes would be the most Frosted up thing, ever. And it was. My daughter asked to lick the spoon, thinking it was covered in icing. WRONG!
My husband was happy to sit down for a slice.
Cutting.
What the Frost?
It's meat! And it's a cake! He's happy - no divorce pending.
Tastiest. Prank. Ever.
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Funny
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Thud 66,695  17
03/18/2008 09:31 AM
Wonderful.
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Phla kneeds a knew knee 130,632 34
03/18/2008 09:35 AM
So. Aroungreausous.
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The Lovely Daggy 86,640 14
03/18/2008 09:37 AM
That towel on your head. I'm guessing it's not egyptian cotton.
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Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2008 09:41 AM
You bitch!!!
I hate sweets.
BUT I LOVE MEAT!!
I'm so hungry now.
You're as lucky man Mr. Spicey.
you could have done a lot worse than Anal and Meatcake.
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Chit 178,088 15
03/18/2008 09:44 AM
I'm pretty sure this is how Sheppard's pie was invented.
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HurtByTheSun 58 5
03/18/2008 04:44 PM
I'm a faggy vegetarian hippy.
Weeps.
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/18/2008 06:52 PM
She forgot to mention the real prank - The next day I had purple poop!
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Chix in da Mix 282,028 58
03/18/2008 08:18 PM
Five orbs for "faggy vegan hippy".
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O'Straw 95,470 36
03/18/2008 09:00 PM
That was sooo cute!
Man, the purple is really effective. Even though I know, know, KNOW it's mashed potatoes, I keep looking at the slice of meat cake and thinking, "Ewwwww, beef with frosting!"
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SHP - rub my lucky clover. Rub it good. 181,271 70
03/18/2008 09:10 PM
Anal and Meatcake
This should so be the Halloween costumes this year. I don't know how. Just do it.
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Robo Ravos 62,361 20
03/18/2008 10:45 PM
Meat? And cake? Thats GENIOUS!
But really, they have meat pie, so why not its equally tasty counterpart?
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Fratberry 277,318 52
03/18/2008 10:56 PM
That kicked ass. Big purple poopy ass.
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/19/2008 01:20 AM
This article makes me hungry. I need more meat cake!
Seriously. It was delicious. I want another one right now.
Hey woman! Get back in the kitchen and make me a meat cake!
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/19/2008 01:33 AM
Waht's more awesome, a meat cake, or Daggy being drunk in a meat cake thread?
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/19/2008 02:12 AM
Waht's more awesome, a meat cake, or Daggy being drunk in a meat cake thread?
Having tasted the meat cake, I'd have to go with meat cake.
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Phuc 237,453 20
03/19/2008 02:33 AM
I cried.
And if there were orbs available in this thread, I'd probably write something funny, too.
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Green undies are kinda gross 99,723 76
03/19/2008 05:07 AM
Hey woman! Get back in the kitchen and make me a meat cake!
Oh.no.you.didn't.
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Green undies are kinda gross 99,723 76
03/19/2008 09:18 PM
If I hadn't been going for the prank angle, I probably would have decorated it with little bacon rosettes.
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/19/2008 09:52 PM
<action>makes a note to pickup some bacon on the way home from work.</action>
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/19/2008 09:53 PM
Hey, what the hell happened to my action tag?
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Slinky 28,185 10
03/19/2008 09:56 PM
Voodoo magic.
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Pram 78,176 40
03/19/2008 10:19 PM
YOU FORGOT THE GRAVY!
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/20/2008 07:44 AM
Shut it you.
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Thud 66,695 17
03/20/2008 07:45 AM
So are you going to make a cake for Skippy's birthday?
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Multicolored Pastel Chickens 282,028 58
03/20/2008 10:18 PM
How is it that this didn't degrade into comments about a gift hooker for Spicey?
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Colorful Easter Basket Straw 95,470 36
03/20/2008 10:54 PM
I don't even care about reading the comments any more. I just like to come in here and behold the splendor of meat cake.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/21/2008 12:23 AM
Oh. Wow. This is beautiful. I hope you don't mind if I steal this idea for Father's day.
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Cmacker 5,277 10
03/21/2008 12:57 AM
I thought the prank was when in the second "What the Frost?" picture, Spicey's cake magically regenerated itself with Wolverine-like healing powers. I would have said "What the Frost!" too.
That aside, I'm totally serving that to my family for dinner one night.
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/21/2008 02:25 AM
Cinder, I don't mind. If anyone seriously wants the total recipe, I can hook you up - email in profile.
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dropkick brody 43,075 12
03/21/2008 03:08 AM
The meat cake is just beautiful.
Now I am struggling to see why a cake of meat with mashed potato icing isn't a staple in Irish cooking.
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peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/21/2008 06:06 AM
Shepard's pie.
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/22/2008 02:36 AM
Bumping this because I want to win a basket full of vibrators the $500.
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KChiki, not Kimchi 124,281 89
03/22/2008 02:54 AM
Undies, you did a fantastic job with the potatoes! I agree, it keeps freaking me out because it looks SO much like frosting!
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Phla kneeds a knew knee 130,632 34
03/22/2008 12:00 PM
Congratulations also to her husband Spicey, who wins a huge gift basket of vibrators, courtesy of somethingsexyplanet.com!
GAH! DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM@!!!!!
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peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/22/2008 02:21 PM
Congratulation Undies.Great prank.
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Anh is here on the regular. 11,108 14
03/22/2008 02:36 PM
Purple meat cake... if I were a woman, that might sound kinda aroungy.
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Phuc 237,453 20
03/22/2008 07:46 PM
Well deserved.
Meat wins again.
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Phuc 237,453 20
03/22/2008 07:47 PM
Spend some of your winnings on this.
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Daggy's kissed the blarney stone 86,640 14
03/22/2008 08:18 PM
Fife guy. Who said I was drunk? I'm not drunk alllllll the time you know!
I have a pretty responsible job where sales reps turn up to my work with wine they want me to stock in our shops and I'm now reading my own post and ahhhh Frost it!
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/22/2008 09:26 PM
Yay!
You know, I'm waiting for Chix to come post here as Jessica Alba, saying "A winnar is me!"
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Phuc 237,453 20
03/23/2008 07:10 AM
You gonna get an icon, Undies?
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delicate.torture 315 6
03/23/2008 02:54 PM
You know... you could whip up some more of the mashed potatoes with some ketchup until it is nice and pink and use a piping bag to decorate it.
Happy Meatcake Day!
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/23/2008 09:31 PM
You gonna get an icon, Undies?
Well, that was the plan until we ran out of fuel oil and I had to slap $465 on my credit card to keep the house warm for another month. So instead of a penguin, I'm going to have to pay that off.
Yay.
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Phuc 237,453 20
03/23/2008 10:29 PM
Unjies,
I'm going to make you that icon. You can use it for whatever you want: IM, your profile page, application for citizenship--anything.
Because you're the tits and the Shakespeare.
Tell me what you want right here.
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/23/2008 11:12 PM
Now I'm scared.
I would like a penguin - one like THIS with a long blue scarf. He is supposed to be cute and squeezable. What makes him especially adorable is that the scarf has some little pom-poms on the end.
His name is Sam. The markings on him are important - he's a Jackass penguin.
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UnderEgg 99,723 76
03/25/2008 06:46 PM
Wow! Super fast payment. A++++ Great transaction!
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Phuc 237,453 20
03/25/2008 06:51 PM
If you see me on the YIM, please feel free to bug me about your icon, but use all caps because I might be asleep at my desk.
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