Obese 3,430 7
03/18/2008 10:26 AM

foxybill42



It' raining cats and dogs.

Honey, I love you.

I promise this won't hurt a bit.

Masturbating will make you go blind.
(only in the case of someone who is so small they need to use a magnifying glass to see it.)

Masturbating will make you grow hair on your palms.

Pram 80,728 42
03/18/2008 12:20 PM

"I'm an excellent flyer"

syncope 49,019 14
03/18/2008 12:59 PM

"Let me just click on this foxybill thread and see how funny it is."

Snappahed 943 8
03/18/2008 01:12 PM

Sorry, but I go for real women...

Teye: Extreme Mofo Dog 233 8
03/18/2008 02:23 PM

It's always in the last place you look.

No Shakespeare!

Pubah 56,813 18
03/20/2008 02:17 AM

Masturbating with salt...hurts

foxybill42 623 6
03/20/2008 02:50 AM

I've have a bad feeling about this.

Maybe if I used less salt?

Robo Ravos 63,472 21
03/20/2008 02:52 AM

I heard sand paper is only slightly worse. Give it a try and let me know!

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
03/20/2008 02:53 AM

I hate when people say
"Stop crying or Dad will find us" or "I know we're cousins, but it's ok"

foxybill42 623 6
03/20/2008 03:03 AM

I used to swear by sandpaper but I started to notice I was not the same lenght that I used to be.

Robo Ravos 63,472 21
03/20/2008 03:04 AM

Just took a little off the top there? You should be thankful, when I go to the barber I gotta pay extra for that.

Evel Knievel 947 6
03/20/2008 03:20 AM

Were just some wild and crazy guys!

Evel Knievel 947 6
03/20/2008 03:20 AM

Are you here to check out our bulges?

bluzesinger 650 6
03/20/2008 05:14 AM

You want me to give you something to CRY about?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
03/20/2008 08:55 PM

what we've got here is... failure to communicate.

some men, just can't be funny, so you get a bunch of posts that are really weak, which is the way he sucks.

well, he's schit. i don't like it any more than you gabbers.

Mr. Tron 3,360 9
03/20/2008 09:14 PM

It's not me it's you

foxybill42 623 6
03/21/2008 02:07 PM

When it rains it pours

They're Great

Finger licking good

Your in good hands

You'll shoot your eye out

Till death do you part

Easy come easy go

Brace for impact

I will gladly pay you tuesday
for a hamburger today

I bet you think I was born
yesterday

Speed limit

One Nation Under God

Were here from the government
were here to help

How much is that doggy in the window

Bakers Dozen

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

Delivery in the rear

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
03/21/2008 08:31 PM

For the love of God, please. make. it. stop.

Ima 2,940 6
03/21/2008 08:40 PM

what we've got here is... failure to communicate.

that is one of the alltime best movie lines, right after "are you pregnant or do you plan on becoming pregnant in the near future?"

Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/21/2008 09:27 PM

Condoms are for Poe's.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/21/2008 10:27 PM

Chickens is dead?

Evel Knievel 947 6
03/22/2008 10:12 AM

Fly off the handle

Phla kneeds a knew knee 131,068 34
03/22/2008 10:42 AM

I hope you're happy.

Closet Friend 7,665 11
03/22/2008 11:35 AM

I used to swear by sandpaper but I started to notice I was not the same lenght that I used to be.

Sandpaper aside, one of us is clearly going about his business all wrong...

chapmac 385 6
03/23/2008 04:07 AM

Mama always said there would days like this - then daddy backed over her foot with the car.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/23/2008 04:48 AM

Deja vu all over again

foxybill42 623 6
03/23/2008 04:53 AM

Whatever floats your boat
(preferibly water)

Get a grip on yourself
(Spank your monkey-Choke your chicken-ect.)

Her first training bra
(what a waist of money, at that stage you cant train what you don't have)

Pick your nose
(Make mine look like Abe Lincolns-Pick it-Flick it-Stick it-And for those sick Mo Fo's out there,Eat it up Yum!)

Lets talk Turkey
(Goble Goble Goble)

foxybill42 623 6
03/23/2008 04:55 AM

Here's Pie in your eye
(Preferibly hair pie)

delicate.torture 315 6
03/23/2008 03:19 PM

that is one of the alltime best movie lines, right after "are you pregnant or do you plan on becoming pregnant in the near future?"

Best. Film. Ever.