Briham's a Good Shakespeare
An idea challenge
by Phuc  237,919  21
03/20/2008 01:03 AM 350 views
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Briham, you're a good Shakespeare, and I think it's great that you're trying raise awareness/money for that guy I never heard of and his Alzheimer's.
Tell you what, I'll donate the $50 I was talking about to Alzheimer's Research because it's a great cause. I mean, if we let Alzheimer's run rampant, our groceries will not be adequately bagged.
What I want now is a name/reason for donating when I fill in the form.
This is your chance to shine, people--to make a difference!!!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Robo Ravos 63,472  21
03/20/2008 01:08 AM
"Because I forgot what the other charity I was going to donate to was called."
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Funny
6 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/20/2008 01:24 AM
Ronald Reagan. Because it turns out that he was telling the truth when he said he couldn't recollect those meetings, authorizations, discussions, etc.
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.5
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
03/20/2008 01:25 AM
because Michael J. Fox won't sit still long enough for me to donate to his charity
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2008 01:28 AM
I love GAB.
We can even make a charity donation an evil thing.
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0 votes
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Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
03/20/2008 01:31 AM
I'll reiterate from the previous thread.
<a href='www.hookersforjesus.com'>Hookers for Jesus</a>
Name: Heywood Jablowme (for 50 bucks)
Reason: Because I bet Jesus liked a hummer as much as the next man.
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0 votes
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Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
03/20/2008 01:33 AM
I'm subverting the challenge because it's not as if the Alzy's will actually remember if they don't get cured.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2008 01:37 AM
Ha ha!!!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
03/20/2008 01:37 AM
http://www.nachossucksatthehtlm.com/
Well who doesn't suck at the HTLM, really?
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BillSalamie 67,057 13
03/20/2008 01:41 AM
Name: Charleton Heston
Reason: Poop pants
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2008 01:41 AM
What in the hell are you on about, Spicey?
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Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/20/2008 01:42 AM
I suck at HTLM, HLMT, HMLT, & HTML.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/20/2008 01:43 AM
I do rock at BLT though.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2008 01:44 AM
I just ate a BLT for reals.
In light of your post, I am hoping to God that that was mayonnaise.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/20/2008 01:50 AM
You've told me some of the things you've eaten, I doubt the "special mayo" will effect you much.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Robo Ravos 63,472 21
03/20/2008 01:52 AM
because Michael J. Fox won't sit still long enough for me to donate to his charity
I'm not getting jiggy with it, I have parkinson's!
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
03/20/2008 02:13 AM
i mean, really, how can you not poke a bit of fun at someone who looks like they are watching a fly zip around the room?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
03/20/2008 07:45 AM
You could write on it....uh.....
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What was I saying again? Do I know you? NURSE!
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2008 06:17 PM
Man. Only a few of you could make the effort for charity.
GAB sucks.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Closet Friend 7,665 11
03/20/2008 09:24 PM
Step 1: Change the $50 to ten fivers...
Step 2: Scrawl "My income is very limited and I wish I could give more. I walked three miles to do this on a whim. God bless!" in the comments, and then mail with just one of the five dollar bills...
Step 3: Repeat Step 2 on consecutive days until the money is depleted, and then do it one final time but include pet food coupons instead of cash...
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Robo Ravos 63,472 21
03/20/2008 09:37 PM
Or, send the first fiver, saying "more will follow" and just 'forget' to send the rest.
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Pram 80,728 42
03/20/2008 09:42 PM
I love GAB.
We can even make a charity donation an evil thing.
I think Something Awful has the market cornered on that.
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