BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/21/2008 05:44 AM

The ratio of men versus women you have slept with?

Chit 178,781 15
03/21/2008 05:45 AM

"165/104"


Any guesses??



If you could somehow manage to contract just 61 more inches....he might be able to feel some friction.




What the Frost are you talking about?

Rabbits are for shagging Eggs are for fertility 181,795 70
03/21/2008 05:52 AM

Your blood pressure. When your head assplodes, will you post pictures? Or, is the weak point further south?

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
03/21/2008 05:58 AM

1.5865384615384615384615384615385

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
03/21/2008 05:59 AM

I was going to say BP too.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/21/2008 06:05 AM

If that's her BP, she's in some deep Shakespeare.

(Or maybe she really IS in some deep Shakespeare, in which case the smell and stress could push her BP up that high.)

But I don't think that's hers - she's been too positive lately for that. I'm guessing it's someone else's. Someone who needs to eat nothing but tofu and lettuce for the next 2 years.

Thud 68,506 19
03/21/2008 06:10 AM

114/73

Just Snork 45,655 12
03/21/2008 06:24 AM

Math is hard.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/21/2008 06:26 AM

New speakers?
Silencer?

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/21/2008 06:27 AM

Got it. I did an image search on "165/104" and it pulled up a picture of martinis.

This clearly means that Trae is drunk. I'm not sure why she's acting like this is news or somehow different from any other night of the week, though.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/21/2008 06:29 AM

HOLY Frost, TRAE!

I don't know what the hell you're doing but I'm done looking at the image search results. You sick Frost.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
03/21/2008 06:31 AM

I love it when my wife posts my browser history.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/21/2008 06:32 AM

Okay, not quite done. On the page of results you'll notice that chix is there between peeing girl that I linked to and A happy birthday ass.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/21/2008 06:50 AM

TTJ if that is a picture of Donk's ass, please give him a wipe...


thanks

O'Straw 98,019 37
03/21/2008 07:28 AM

Cholesterol levels?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/21/2008 07:51 AM

The time signature of Donk's favorite Rush song?

root@chichi# 161,353 14
03/21/2008 07:57 AM

An utterly baffling tire size?

Phuc 237,919 21
03/21/2008 08:22 AM

Chicago's sequel to "25 or 6 to 4?"

Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
03/21/2008 06:49 PM

Weight of each breast in pounds!

Vomus 415 6
03/21/2008 08:10 PM

Your ratio of curable/incurable STDs?

Ima 2,940 6
03/21/2008 08:47 PM

The ratio of headboard notches versus the ones you remember.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/21/2008 09:24 PM

Your hourly rate for Blow Job vs Hand Job?

FYI - I am down for both even though you are a little pricey.

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
03/22/2008 05:07 AM

Though all the guesses were good ones, and quite funny and maybe at another time, true - - it is indeed my blood pressure.

I'm on bed rest for the next few days. Lucky me, huh??

Evel Knievel 947 6
03/22/2008 05:56 AM

The count of how many times you have let the evil side of your split personality Gab on Zug

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/22/2008 06:06 AM

Sheesh, Trae, did something happen?

I mean, I know you don't exactly lead a uber-healthy lifestyle (you drink and smoke, or did the last time I saw you,) you're not overweight AT ALL, and you seem to be pretty active.

Is it like hereditary or something?

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
03/22/2008 06:19 AM

Stress. Heredity. Teenagers.

I'm quitting smoking - been thinking about it lately but now it's in my best interest. Plus, cutting out my beloved butter and other things I eat that aren't good for me.

However, I will not... repeat...will NOT give up my red wine. They'll bury me with a wine opener and bottle of nice BV Merlot.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/22/2008 06:24 AM

Actually, some studies say red wine is very good for you. You don't need to cut it all out.

I wouldn't drink 10 bottles a day, but some is ok.

Trust me. I have a certification in pharmacy, and I watch "House" so that makes me a medical expert.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/22/2008 06:25 AM

Joking aside, please take care of yourself and I hope you're ok soon.

So, I guess making out would be bad for your BP, huh?

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
03/22/2008 06:28 AM

Hell no. I'll be off the smokes by the next time you visit so it's ON!!

Just checked the BP and it's still high but down to 148/97 so somethings working! BTW, when ARE you coming to visit???

Lila Can Has Baby! kthxbye 78,555 13
03/22/2008 06:43 AM

Holy Shakespeare, Trae, I almost went on bedrest in December due to a sky high BP. In fact, they hospitalized me a week after delivery and hooked me up to some magnesium sulfate (something I am NEVER letting anyone do to me ever again) to lower it.
Now that I'm almost 2 months post-op, though, it's FINALLY gone down. Want me to mail you some free BP lowering meds? I'm sure it's totally legal.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/22/2008 06:50 AM

I think my BP was at 160/120 before I went on the meds. Now it's around 120/180 and one of the meds is a diuretic so I get to piss every 15 minutes. Bonus!!!

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
03/22/2008 06:54 AM

I'm on two meds.. Norvasc and some beta blocker to slow the ticker down and stop the irregular beats. One of my valves opens backwards and causes hiccups. I almost passed out at work and that scared me.

I go back in on Monday for another EKG and test, then they'll figure out the next move. Meh. it sucks being old.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/22/2008 07:29 AM

Plus, cutting out my beloved butter

Bitch. I was done with you anyway.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/22/2008 07:53 AM

was at 160/120 before I went on the meds. Now it's around 120/180

You might be worried that your resting heart rate is higher than your pumping one. I think that means you're going to implode or something.

It's like crossing the streams.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/22/2008 08:12 AM

I recommend a daily dose of flesh fife to keep the gal mellow and the blood pressure low.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/23/2008 02:05 AM

Yeesh, Trae. That blows.

If you find yourself falling asleep at the wheel, take your beta blockers at night, that way the heaviest effects of it won't Frost up your day.

As for the BP, I'll forgo the bacon and mayonnaise shakes I was going to make on Saturday.

Jep - Craving KChiki's Kimchi (and vice versa) 58,758 13
03/23/2008 03:05 AM

I was once a member of the 180/120 club. I had the flu, was on all kinds of OTC meds that didn't work and decided that I had to see the doctor in one of the worst snow storms I've ever seen in my life. Since I was driving a Cavalier at the time, I had to dig out of the drive-way first, only to get plowed back in almost as soon as I was finished. Three Frost-ing times.

So, when I finally get to the doc's office, I'm sick, on all kinds of BP elevating meds, I had just spent a couple of hours exerting myself, chain-smoked all the way to the doc's and was murderously pissed at every snowplow driver that ever walked the earth.

After the nurse checked my BP, the first thing I heard her say was, " Wow. That can't be right." I knew right there I was gettin some new medications.

Lila Can Has Baby! kthxbye 78,555 13
03/23/2008 05:59 AM

At least you had that option, Jep. I was 9 months prego and banned from taking any traditional BP-lowering meds so as to protect the baby. Instead the hospital chose to completely freak out and inject my bloodstream with drugs that made me INSTANTLY feel like I had the flu and look so horrible that my mom walked into the room then walked straight out, called my husband and said, "Hurry to the hospital. She's dying."
I'm Frost-ing serious about this story. No, I guess it's not funny. At least I got some morphine out of the deal!

root@chichi# 161,353 14
03/23/2008 06:30 AM

So not funny it's funny somehow.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/23/2008 06:50 AM

Agreed.

delicate.torture 315 6
03/23/2008 03:08 PM

After the nurse checked my BP, the first thing I heard her say was, " Wow. That can't be right." I knew right there I was gettin some new medications.

Yeah, it's never good when we go and get another machine to recheck a reading. It gives you that lovely "why did my hairdresser just say 'uhoh'?" feeling.

Pubah 56,813 18
03/23/2008 05:50 PM

<action>eats a pound of pork, a pound of salt and drinks a pound of beer</action>

Making massive mojo
For fearless friend
Trae's ticking tojo
Something something...end

I hope you feel better soon Trae

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/23/2008 06:58 PM

Pubah, Colt 45 may make Billy Dee Williams seem smooth and sexy, but it makes your posts even less coherent than usual.

Take it easy, mmkay?

Phuc 237,919 21
03/23/2008 08:53 PM

Liler,

Before I had learned to adequately protect my face (before the age of ten or so, when you protect your nuts at all costs), I had to defend myself against a lot of insecure racist white Jersey boys and I got my nose broken at least twice but never did anything about it. When I finally saw a doctor at age 13 because it was getting hard to breathe through both nostrils, he put a hand on either side of my nose and just said, "Whoah!"

As much as we know it means trouble (in my case, having many facial bones re-broken and set) when a doctor lets loose with a less-than-professional interjection, we can't help but also feel a twinge of pride.

Pram 80,728 42
03/23/2008 10:49 PM

A happy birthday ass.

That's not a birthday ass. I mean come on, where's the noisemaker?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/23/2008 11:49 PM

Now it's around 120/180

Are you posting from beyond?

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
03/24/2008 02:34 AM

That sucks. I have to eat salt and scull water and go for a brisk walk to get my blood pressure in the normal range to give blood. But I'm a college dropout with absolutely no stress in my life so meh.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
03/24/2008 02:34 AM

And... I hope you feel better soon Trae!

Pubah 56,813 18
03/24/2008 03:50 AM

Da Bull tastes like piss water...Pubah has moved on to more stout lager, such as guinnes

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
03/25/2008 03:08 AM

Update: Doctor recheck today. After 4 days of meds I'm down to 136/90. Still high but MUCH better.

Thanks for all the well wishes.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/25/2008 03:49 AM

Can I still get a BJ for $136 or is it the original price of $165 now that you are on medication?

I can paypal if need be.

Fratberry 283,028 53
03/25/2008 04:09 AM

Ya know, if you'd just start spitting instead of swallowing it'd take care of your entire problem. It worked for Skippy.

Pubah 56,813 18
03/25/2008 04:49 PM

<action>Pets Trae's heart</action>