TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/24/2008 11:21 PM

On that note, does anyone have $850 dollars lying around? I'm too lazy to make this myself. That and there's no good way to explain to the lady at the fabric store you need to order materials appropriate for an SS uniform. Shut up, I have a fetish.

I Dream of Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/24/2008 11:44 PM

You realise you could probably get a standard army-style jacket for like $5 at the Salvation Army or similar second hand store and then add easily constructed trimmings and details?


Also, a Nazi fetish? What the Frost?

Ima 2,940 6
03/24/2008 11:49 PM

Also, a Nazi fetish? What the Frost?


explains alot, just sayin'.

<serious> Sorry about your cat and I think he is spraying all sorts of thing in heaven.

Neophyte 9,956 11
03/24/2008 11:57 PM

"One of our cats that I've known for 6 years, has passed.

It is my greatest hope that Hitler is spraying couches in the sky."

I'm sure Hitler is spraying couches, chairs or anything else he gets close enough to.



...anyway, sorry to hear about your cat, what was his name?

Robo Ravos 63,472 21
03/24/2008 11:59 PM

...anyway, sorry to hear about your cat, what was his name?

Hitler...

Neophyte 9,956 11
03/25/2008 12:08 AM

Go spray a couch.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/25/2008 12:17 AM

Pram, I hope you were smart enough to take advantage of this by making a stop animation movie with him. That's the kind of opportunity you're not going to get very often.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
03/25/2008 12:17 AM

Sorry to hear about your cat, Pram.

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 12:19 AM

I know how you feel Pram as I lost my kitty of 16-17 years last Friday. My condolences to you.

KChiki, not Kimchi 128,361 98
03/25/2008 12:56 AM

Hubby and I were riding in the car yesterday when suddenly he yelled, "DON'T LOOK! LOOK RIGHT! LOOK TO THE RIGHT!!" There was a black crumpled form in the road ahead of us. I hate seeing dead animals on the road, so I quickly averted my eyes to the right just before he said, "Oops, false alarm. It's just an apron."

Who loses a black apron in the middle of the road?

Vomus 415 6
03/25/2008 01:03 AM

Must have been from that waitress that was stuck in my windshield.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 01:18 AM

I love you guys.

Pram, I hope you were smart enough to take advantage of this by making a stop animation movie with him.

I did. He died, and I stopped animating.

Wocka wocka wocka

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 01:21 AM

sorry to hear about your cat, what was his name?

Cremated.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 01:24 AM

<action>Hitlerizes the joke</action>

sorry to hear about your cat, what was his name?

Ashes!

Just Snork 45,655 12
03/25/2008 01:30 AM

How cool would it be to name your cat "Dead Jew"?

Answer: very.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/25/2008 01:35 AM

I gave 5 orbs for the wocka wocka wocka. Not for the Hitler reference.

If you would have made a Syphilis reference I would have awarded high marks as well. Albeit feline AIDS is a much funnier STD to contract.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 01:36 AM

I actually have three other cats.

Their names are Christian, Cathy (short for Catholic), and Jew...

So he'll be Dead Jew when he dies.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 01:40 AM

If you would have made a Syphilis reference I would have awarded high marks as well. Albeit feline AIDS is a much funnier STD to contract.

Tigger had both feline AIDS and Syphilis. They just aren't what killed him.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2008 01:54 AM

One of our cats that I've known for 6 years, has passed.


Sorry to hear about your loss...

but now might be a good time to settle that, 'Always land on their feet' argument.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 03:56 AM

How did you know?

He was sunning himself and fell off a car.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
03/25/2008 04:40 AM

does anyone have $850 dollars...for an SS uniform[?]

Since Chix is no longer a Republican, maybe he'll give you the one he was assiged when he first voted G.O.P.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/25/2008 05:44 AM

Sorry about your cat.

My mom killed my cat Mr. Chips. I was at my friends house for the weekend when it happened. He got in the dryer.

I stopped letting her clean my clothes after that.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/25/2008 07:25 AM

It can't be any worse except for those times the stupid cats decide that the eingine compartment to heavy machinrey is a good place to sleep becuase it's so warm and comfortable on the tops of eingine blocks.


Frostin cats.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
03/25/2008 07:41 AM

Pram, I hope you were smart enough to take advantage of this by making a stop animation movie with him. That's the kind of opportunity you're not going to get very often.

Pram, let me know if you want TTJ dead.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 08:38 AM

DONE.

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 08:39 AM

<action>sniffles</action>Who loses a black apron in the middle of the road

My apron had a first name, it's T-I-G-G-R...

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/25/2008 10:33 AM

I read the whole thread and by the time I got to the end, I can't remember what it is about?

OOOHHHHH and did I mention that I just got back from the bar???;

Fricking Pist I am....

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/25/2008 10:48 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPIDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pram 80,728 42
03/25/2008 12:41 PM

EEK!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/25/2008 06:50 PM

Starts with "t" ends with "axidermy."

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/25/2008 08:39 PM

Pram, I'm so sorry about your kitty cat. If you'd like, I can do my, "Condolences," dance, but you wouldn't be able to see it, so instead I'll send you a telepathic hug.

Didja get it?

Side note: Taco, you have never been so attractive to me as you are right now.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/25/2008 08:44 PM

HA! I knew I wasn't the only one.

So, do you want to play the Jew first, or the Nazi? I'll get the riding crop!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/25/2008 08:49 PM

I'm not saying I'm into it, but scary domineering Taco is teh sexx0rs.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/25/2008 08:50 PM

Whatever, put on this yarmulke and tattered old dress and kiss my boots.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/25/2008 08:52 PM

Yes ma'am.

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 08:54 PM

Gosh Taco, you really got the no0bs sucking your toes. Way to go!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/25/2008 08:56 PM

I can has no more n00b status?

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/25/2008 08:57 PM

<action>sighs</action>Yes ma'am Ja, fraulein.

Eggy 86,705 14
03/25/2008 08:57 PM

Dear Perambulator, I don't know you but I'm pretty sure your cat committed suicide.

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 08:58 PM

I questioned typing no0b myself so it must be true. Congrats to you.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/25/2008 08:59 PM

Cinder, I don't know if I have any say in the matter, but I don't consider you a n00b anymore. I think you have to officially petition to Al or ChiChi to get the secret n00b banner removed from your profile.

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 09:00 PM

Funny, my views different on the matter. I think the only person whom can deno0b you really, is yourself.......or Chickens.

Eggy 86,705 14
03/25/2008 09:01 PM

Is chi-chi not still a nube? Did I take a nap?

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 09:03 PM

Chi Chi doesn't care enough to take away anyones no0b status.

Eggy 86,705 14
03/25/2008 09:05 PM

Who does?

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 09:06 PM

Another list I didn't make! Damn it!

Morning Dags!

Eggy 86,705 14
03/25/2008 09:07 PM

Hi Dahlink!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/25/2008 09:30 PM

Yay! Taco and Chance have accepted me into their super-double-secret club! Official petition:

Dear Dr. Al,

I would like to no longer be a n00b. Being as I have never (in seriousness) used, "LOL speak," and haven't recently referred to GABbers by the wrong gender, I believe that I should be advanced to non-n00b status. Please stop calling me at four in the morning and telling me to STFU.

Sincerely yours,
Cinder

Polka Dot 171,275 14
03/25/2008 09:35 PM

Yay! Taco and Chance have accepted me into their super-double-secret club!

You forgot the word "penetration".

Just sayin'.

Pram 80,728 42
03/26/2008 12:37 AM

so instead I'll send you a telepathic hug.

Didja get it?

It was all bent up.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/26/2008 12:51 AM

Cinderblock,

I just got seventeen emails begging me to beg John to give you permanent n00b status.

Sorry, kid.

--Minion 42

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/26/2008 01:03 AM

Ha! Good one, Al. Like you're below John. Funny!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/26/2008 01:22 AM

It was all bent up.

Uh... that would be my disfiguring scoliosis.*






*Note: I do not actually have scoliosis.