Tweak 18,881 12
03/29/2008 09:31 PM

That's good, it means you won't lose anything if you Frost off.

Ima 2,940 6
03/29/2008 09:32 PM

I think a good Frost off is a win win situation.

Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
03/29/2008 09:35 PM

<action>wanders into thread, asks what 'anit' means and then Shakespeares all over thread</action>

Ima 2,940 6
03/29/2008 09:37 PM

oops my point exactly!

Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
03/29/2008 09:44 PM

I'm way too drunk to think of anything witty to say right now.

Assume I posted something scathing involving genocide and I'll edit this in the morning.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
03/29/2008 09:47 PM

People are nice, welcoming and actually interested in what you have to say.

Hah! Barely married a month and already Ima called a suicide counseling hotline!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/29/2008 09:49 PM

So Ima, why don't you just go over there and stay there? Those of us who like the nasty, unwelcoming and disinterested vibe here at GAB will throw you a going away party.

Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
03/29/2008 09:54 PM

I'll go with nasty, unwelcoming and disinterested but when it comes in vibe form you can count me right out.

Ima 2,940 6
03/29/2008 10:07 PM

Didn't say I wasn't a sadist. Just promoting a website. Besides Ya'll grow on people like fungus.

Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
03/29/2008 10:09 PM

Hopefully the human version of White-nose syndrome.

Ima 2,940 6
03/29/2008 10:11 PM

And you said you were too drunk!

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/29/2008 10:14 PM

What in the name of Frost do you think gives you the right/clout to come here, slam GAB, and promote another sight?

Seriously, Frost off. I mean that. Go over to this other place you so clearly like better and fit in, and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
03/29/2008 10:14 PM

Why the Frost did you think that we would be the least bit interested in an "anit" GAB site?

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
03/29/2008 10:34 PM

not win oh a hundred dollars


I'll kick in the first 20.00 for her to go away forever.

redwing 3,887 30
03/29/2008 10:39 PM

I'll kick in the second $20.00.

Neophyte 9,956 11
03/29/2008 10:46 PM

Has anyone tried just kicking her in the tits?

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
03/29/2008 10:49 PM

There is only one web site that can possibly qualify as the "official anti-GAB."
I'll kick in $20.00 if she leaves GAB forever and starts posting at the other place.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/29/2008 10:52 PM

I'm broke, but I'm willing to have a bake sale of some nature for this cause. My cookies aren't Millie quality, but it's for a good cause!

Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
03/29/2008 10:55 PM

Has anyone tried just kicking her in the tits?

I tihnk that probably qualifies as 'treading on'.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/29/2008 10:57 PM

I thought parents were supposed to be the Anti-GAB?

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/29/2008 10:59 PM

Has anyone tried just kicking her in the tits?


I'm sure Sage has. And look what it got him.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
03/29/2008 11:05 PM

Those of us who like the nasty, unwelcoming and disinterested vibe here at GAB will throw you a going away party.

After she's left, of course.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
03/29/2008 11:58 PM

Should I be nice?

Should I be mean?

Hey Ima. Since it's frowned upon, I don't usually push other websites on Zug.com. But since you set the precedent in this thread, here are two sites you may enjoy where the people are friendly and helpful.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/30/2008 12:10 AM

I think Ima is winning against you guys.

She only has to post something mildley annoying and a core group of 'regulars' just loses their minds in response.

She must just be sitting back and laughing until the cellulite starts to form waves on her belly at your responses*


*no Ima I am not taking sides with you....

I Dream of Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/30/2008 07:26 AM

I'm way too drunk to think of anything witty to say right now.


Unless you downed a bottle of vodka on the train home, you are such a cheap drunk.

Pram 80,728 42
03/30/2008 12:15 PM

oops my point exactly!

No it's not, I had it first.

Ima 2,940 6
03/30/2008 01:31 PM

cellulite starts to form waves on her belly



How did you know my belly can do
the wave?*










* Its ok BC, siding with me is considered a fierce form of mutiny.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/30/2008 02:21 PM

She only has to post something mildley annoying and a core group of 'regulars' just loses their minds in response.


This is entirely untrue. If this were the first asinine post she'd made and was elsewise a funny and smart GABbette, then her "only posting something mildly annoying" would be fine. She's posted at least one hundred mildly annoying comments and/or links. I would venture to say Ima has never started a thread of value ever.

* Its ok BC, siding with me is considered a fierce form of mutiny.

Like hell it is. We'd all have to agree and be subservient to mutiny. I follow the direction of no other GABber.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/30/2008 02:55 PM

thanks Taco you prove my point. I only need to post some about IMA and you get very defensive.

If you don't like someone ignore them, attacking them is productive. If some people spent as much being funny as they do attacking people it would only make GAB a funnier place...

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
03/30/2008 02:56 PM

oops that should be 'attacking them is UNproductive'....

KChikita - Fertility Goddess 128,361 98
03/30/2008 03:06 PM

This argument is sooooo played out.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
03/30/2008 03:07 PM

I agree, Kchiki. It is Stage 5.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
03/30/2008 03:24 PM

What would make GAB a funnier place is if people would stop whining about how unfunny or mean-spirited it is.

Ben Garcia 27 5
03/30/2008 03:44 PM

This Website needs some tities

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/30/2008 03:48 PM

What are you, twelve?

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/30/2008 03:49 PM

Is that similar to titties?

Ah Frost it, someone call Walken, what we really need is more cowbell.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/30/2008 03:52 PM

"ZUG: The world's only porn site." doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/30/2008 03:57 PM

thanks Taco you prove my point. I only need to post some about IMA and you get very defensive.

If you don't like someone ignore them, attacking them is productive. If some people spent as much being funny as they do attacking people it would only make GAB a funnier place...,/i>

Why is it whenever someone's defending Ima, and anyone else points out she's a goddamn putz, the first response is "thx for proving my point hur hur." So what, if I'm not going to go out of my way to give a retard special treatment, all the sudden my viewpoint isn't valid? Or is it because most people agree that Ima sucks my point is invalid? Either way, go Frost yourself. GAB would be funnier if we didn't have a dozen Shakespeare threads to wade through to find one funny one.

It's not like people who've sucked in the past haven't gotten better. Ima has zero intention of ever attempting to fit in to this community, so there's no reason for her to stay. Look at Pram, for example. When he first came in, everyone Frost-ing hated him not because he was an idiot, but because he was Frost-ing belligerent as hell about it. However, once he settled into the insanity that is GAB, he fit right in. People Frostin' dig Pram now, because he had the good sense change what was pissing off everyone whilst still keeping that eau d'Pram..

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/30/2008 03:58 PM

Frost, learn how to close tags you dumb Carroll.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/30/2008 04:20 PM

Ad besides the point that Ima can't seem to take the hint, contribute to the funny, or not be a pain in the ass, she decides to post about a website where she feels "accepted" on a website where she's not.

Don't post about it. We don't care. Just leave if you don't like it and stay at that other website where you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Ima starting stupid threads is like her Shakespeare-ing on the table during Sunday dinner. People are going to get pissed when it happens all the Frost-ing time. We have a right to say we're annoyed when people don't contribute positively.

And yes, there's a difference between posting things that might seem funny, or have the potential for funny responses, and posting crap every single time you start a thread.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/30/2008 04:25 PM

Blah blah blah, HH is an Emerson/unfunny/hypocrite/piece of Shakespeare.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
03/30/2008 04:34 PM

- Frost, learn how to close tags you dumb Carroll.

- Blah blah blah, HH is an Emerson/unfunny/hypocrite/piece of Shakespeare.

Is insulting yourself right after you post a rant the new cool thing to do now?

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
03/30/2008 04:34 PM

Shut the Frost up, you cheese-eating surrender monkey.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/30/2008 04:35 PM

Ima starting stupid threads is like her Shakespeare-ing on the table during Sunday dinner. People are going to get pissed when it happens all the Frost-ing time.

Personally, I'd be pissed off if that happened once.

I love Sunday dinner.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/30/2008 04:36 PM

Too slow, Irish eejit!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/30/2008 05:03 PM

eau d'Pram

I'm not entirely sure if this would be marketable.

Jep - Craving KChiki's Kimchi (and vice versa) 58,758 13
03/30/2008 05:45 PM

I'd buy it. I bet it'd keep the rabbits out of the flower beds and scatter the neighborhood punks when they gather around my driveway blasting that heathen Hannah Montana music all goddamn night.

Jep - Craving KChiki's Kimchi (and vice versa) 58,758 13
03/30/2008 05:48 PM

SHUT THE Frost UP YOU BALD HEADED BAG OF WIND! GO GRAB A CIGARETTE, LOSER! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE! YOU KNOW YOU DO!

I always hated that pretentious Frost.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/30/2008 11:24 PM

Smarmy fife-playing elitist Trotskyite bastard!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/30/2008 11:25 PM

Oops. I forgot to rant first.

Thud 68,506 19
03/30/2008 11:48 PM

Speak up, you fat weirdo!

Humphrey 51,764 12
03/30/2008 11:59 PM

I've got a head like a robber's dog.














Am I doing this right?

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
03/31/2008 12:35 PM

Hey Ima you
NOOB,
WE've had a place were our Emersons go for years now.

Ima 2,940 6
04/01/2008 04:07 PM

I can't believe everyone is so damn mean.

Ima 2,940 6
04/01/2008 04:08 PM

Shut the Frost up you dumb Carroll, Nobody likes you and never will, you never say anything funny and you need to just DIE.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
04/01/2008 04:18 PM

Wait. That was my line.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
04/01/2008 04:19 PM

Oh, God, you suck, you stupid crippled creepy sex-fiend internet weirdo who's also desperate and unfunny and amazingly long-winded with nothing original to say about anyone, ever.

Oh, and your momma dresses you funny!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
04/03/2008 12:57 PM

What the Frost are you still doing here? If you don't like GAB, go away!



PS: You're still not funny and neither is Ima.













Man, this is fun, insulting myself as much as I can! I guess this is what a Frenchman feels like...

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
04/03/2008 12:59 PM

You suck.

Am I doing this right?