peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/30/2008 03:18 AM

Brilliant.

foxybill42 623 6
03/30/2008 01:34 PM

Thank you.It was a pleasure doing the prank. Kept us chuckling all summer long.

Ima 2,940 6
03/30/2008 02:02 PM

My older sister on a rush to go out and party one night knocked over my bird cage. Seeds, bird crap, water, the works and I was made to clean it up.Soooooooooo, I decided when my sister rolled in that night, loaded and ready to sleep, she'd have a suprise. I took bird seed and filled her bed layer by layer, even in her pillowcase. I can still remember the scream and she promptly pulled a sheet full of it and dumped it on top of me. She still admits to this day that it was the best I ever got her.



















Oh, that and making fake peni and putting them all over her beloved Duran Duran posters.

Ima 2,940 6
03/30/2008 02:06 PM

They were brother and sister,had a year long yard sale,and slept in the same bedroom.






So, what you are really sayin' is you grew up in West Virginia?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/30/2008 02:08 PM

If this thread was a bus, it would seat 12 with space left over for a couple of wheelchairs.


Shut up. I'd be the driver.

foxybill42 623 6
03/30/2008 02:10 PM

Close-Sunland,California.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
03/30/2008 02:13 PM

Foxybill42s childhood prank was living to adulthood.

TracyMcC 1,124 6
03/30/2008 03:10 PM

That was brilliant!!

A friend told me about some high school kids who turned three goats loose in their school after painting numbers on them: 1, 2, and 4. School administrators spents hours looking for #3.

TracyMcC 1,124 6
03/30/2008 03:10 PM

I used to do little things to the kids in the neighbourhood, almost all of whom were older than I but extremely gullible. Once I made a bunch of tiny water balloons with odd-coloured balloons I'd found somewhere, and I cut the tied ends off to look a bit like umbilical cords. I put them in an old aquarium in my yard and sold them as spineless sea urchins.

They went for maybe 5 cents apiece and I sent them home in margarine tubs with water and verbal instructions. I don't know how long they "lived" but not one person came back to complain. I was about 6 at the time...don't know how I got away with it.

foxybill42 623 6
03/31/2008 11:40 PM

Later on that summer I had to clean up all of th dog poop in the yard.My best friend showed up as I was cleaning and said we should put it in a large Brown grocery bag and set it on fire on someones porch,I said no lets turn it into a grab bag.
So I folded the top of the bag shut,stapled it closed,wrote on it(Grab Bag 25cents-Surprise-Surprise-The Surprise is whats Inside).He asked,what are we going to do with it now.
I told him lets go visit the neighbors with the yard sale. OK. When we got there the sister was outside putting stuff into the house for the night. While he got her attention,I snuck up behind her and put the grab bag on the table.
I was able to get around her without her seeing me,so it looked like I had just showed up,said hi to her and my buddy,then she turned around picked up the bag and took it into the house.
We got halfway back to my house when we hear behind us-Boys-Boys,and see her coming up the block towards us.We run into the yard of the house were next to and start jumping over fences and walls heading to my house.We just beat her there-she goes up to the front door-my mom answers-she hands mom the bag and says "your boys left this at my house" and then she turns around and leaves.
Next thing I know mom is yelling for me. Trying to repremand me for what I did without laughing about it was tough she told me years later. Today(March 31st)is moms birthday.She passed away in 1996,but while I'm writing this I swear I can hear her laughter.

Rene 1,810 11
04/01/2008 12:01 AM

So, what you are really sayin' is you grew up in West Virginia?

Dammit why must I always defend WV? I don't sleep with my siblings (I swear it's not just because I'm an only child)!

foxybill42 623 6
04/01/2008 12:37 AM

Is West Virginia as beautiful as it appears in both TV and the movies?

Anh is here eating mango. 11,158 14
04/01/2008 12:54 AM

I don't Frost around with old people. They'll die soon and come back to haunt you, and I hate the sound of chains rattling.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
04/01/2008 02:42 AM

In the mourning nothing happend to us.
Once I made a bunch of tiny water balloons with odd-coloured balloons I'd found somewhere

I blame Canada for these noobs.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
04/01/2008 02:53 AM

Nobody spells morning like that. So not Canadian, just retarded. Which we already knew.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/01/2008 08:44 AM

What kind of Frosted up house has the mail slot leading to the bedroom?

Robo Ravos 63,472 21
04/01/2008 09:06 AM

She passed away in 1996,but while I'm writing this I swear I can hear her laughter.

We call that schizophrenia.

Ima 2,940 6
04/02/2008 12:15 AM

Is West Virginia as beautiful as it appears in both TV and the movies?

Depends on where you are. The bridge where they drop the Toyota is nice enough and the have BridgeDay every october. I lived briefly near the Greenbriar. My favorite part was the trout fish hatchery.

Then, there are pits of hell like Logan County where the black woman was locked in a shed forced to eat dog Shakespeare and stabbed repeatedly while she was mentally tortured too.

Ima 2,940 6
04/02/2008 12:19 AM

In short I would just visit some part of the Appalacian. The A.T. trail is awesome and there is the McCoy/Hatfield fourwheel trail.

Thud 68,506 19
04/02/2008 12:20 AM

My favorite part was the trout fish hatchery.

No loftier recommendation could a town ask for: "Nice fish farm."

Ima 2,940 6
04/02/2008 12:24 AM

Hey, they were TROUT! heh, whateva

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/02/2008 10:13 AM

Dear Sage,

Your wife is a Carroll.

Love,

Fratberry

PS Have a nice day! :)

Phuc 237,919 21
04/02/2008 01:28 PM

Jesus Christ, Frat!!!

As an admin, a man, and a human being, I found your post to be completely inappropriate and crass!

Vaginas everywhere are insulted.

Rene 1,810 11
04/02/2008 02:08 PM

I'm not one of the hill-dwelling creatures from Wrong Turn so I can't really vouch for the areas that Ima has described. Here in civilization, it's pretty nice. She is right about the New River Gorge though. It's lovely.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/02/2008 02:28 PM

When I was about 9 years old. A friend and I were making crank calls.

We came upon the idea that I would make a call and act like I was a small child hiding from my drunk raging mother (played by my friend).

So I dial a random number, an old lady picks up....


Old Lady: Hello.

Me: (whimpering and sniviling and wispering) This is Jimmy, the little boy down the street from your house. My mommy is beating me and I need help.

In busts my friend Dave screaming like a lunatic and snaping a belt so it sounds like I am being beat.

Me: No mommy dont. I didnt mean too. NO Mommy I love you!

Old lady: Oh my God! Who is this? Where are you? Ill come and get you.

At that, I started to feel bad and just hung up the phone.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/02/2008 02:32 PM

I forgot to mentoion my friend was a hunchback.

TracyMcC 1,124 6
04/02/2008 04:56 PM

Hey, I'm a Canuck, just currently living south of the border! Spell check down here forces me to spell licence with an "s" and neighbour, colour, etc. without the requisite "u", but blast it, I refuse to bow to Yank tyranny outside the confines of my office, eh! :)

Mourning, however, refers to times of grief, whatever the hour of the day...

foxybill42 623 6
04/03/2008 12:49 AM

One time we found a local ad for a muffler shop that said they would put a muffler on any thing.My friend called them up and said that he had a terrible farting problem and wondered if they could put a muffler on his butt.
The owner of the shop said "You bring it in will put it on".

foxybilI42 51,764 12
04/03/2008 08:14 AM

When I was eight years old there was an old couple in their late 50's that lived down the block from me. They were brother and sister, had a year long yard sale, and slept in the same bedroom.

Well one day I bet the old man four dollars and eighteen cents that he couldn't run a mile in under 3 minutes.

Boy, did I look silly when he did!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
04/03/2008 01:52 PM

Dear Fratberry,

Thanks! I will have a super-awesome day!

Hugs and well-wishes,

Sage








As an admin, a man, and a human being

Hahahahahahha! Best. Joke. Evar.