No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/03/2008 09:57 AM

I don't let my old car tires fill the local landfill. I burn them in my back yard.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/03/2008 09:59 AM

I'm saving the world from the overpopulation of stupid ducks by not cutting up those plastic six-pack rings before I discard them.

SHP - my tagline is funnier than it looks. 181,795 70
04/03/2008 10:02 AM

I consume as many different drugs and supplements as possible, including antibitoics and birth control, and I pee directly into the river, greatly reducing water processing costs.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/03/2008 10:04 AM

Reuse condoms! Turn them inside out and use again. Think of the savings in latex!

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/03/2008 10:05 AM

I spay and/or neuter every single living thing in sight.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/03/2008 10:06 AM

I built a house heated geothermally. Also, my wife and I are finding new uses for leftovers.

Mung Redux 35,891 35
04/03/2008 10:12 AM

When I dispose of my prostitutes I pour acid over their bodies rather than burn them in a pyre to prevent the release of harmful CO2 into the atmosphere.

Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu Mailman encore 176,464 56
04/03/2008 10:12 AM

Also, my wife and I are finding new uses for leftovers.

It's like the word "aroungry" was invented specifically for that picture.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/03/2008 10:13 AM

Oh sweet Jesus.

Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu Mailman encore 176,464 56
04/03/2008 10:22 AM

Reuse condoms! Turn them inside out and use again. Think of the savings in latex!

You can even use them a third time and be even more environment friendly: wrap your twice used condom around the exhaust pipe of your car, so you will not pollute the air while you drive.

Instead, the exhaust pipe will inflate the condom, creating a cool balloon that you can then give to a kid on the street. The smile you will get from the kid when he takes the balloon is worth a thousand thank yous from Mother Nature.

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
04/03/2008 10:52 AM

I just use batteries instead of plugging stuff in. That way, the power plant doesn't have to produce as much electricity, AND I save money on my bill!

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/03/2008 12:35 PM

When did Gavia start shaving her pits?

SHP - my tagline is funnier than it looks. 181,795 70
04/03/2008 12:36 PM

Just in time for a really great Earth Day gift... a matching panty!

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
04/03/2008 12:38 PM

Also, instead of throwing out scraps left on my place after dinner, I give them to the friendly neighborhood hobo who licks the plate clean. Less garbage in the landfill, less starving people, and I don't have to wash the dishes.

SHP - my tagline is funnier than it looks. 181,795 70
04/03/2008 12:46 PM

And then I feed the hobo to Mookie, therefore effectively reducing the number of hobos cluttering up the streets.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/03/2008 01:24 PM

Just in time for a really great Earth Day gift... a matching panty!

Finally, a practical way of getting rid of that embarrassing fish smell.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
04/03/2008 01:55 PM

I duct taped Al Gores mouth shut.

Problem solved.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/03/2008 02:04 PM

More study is needed.


Hi, Doctor Nick!

Don Ciccio 161,353 14
04/03/2008 07:18 PM

I don't do anything. I wouldn't even keep my bottles if I didn't have a nickel deposit on them. I'm what you call an environment-malingerer.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
04/05/2008 12:09 AM

Reuse condoms! Turn them inside out and use again. Think of the savings in latex!

Stop overpopulation. Just Frost in the butt.

Raadical 3.4 44 5
04/06/2008 02:04 PM

She can't be saved. Get it over with quick and painlessly... A good old-fashioned nuclear winter should do the job.

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/09/2008 07:34 AM

I'm also saving the world from overpopulation by not breeding.


[warning, not funny at all, unless you take into account my cave-girl dress...]
I made an electric mower and very soon... an electric car. The car will run on 2 tons of batteries and have a range of 3 whole miles.

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/10/2008 03:54 PM

Killed another thread. Is that bad for the environment?

Gravymix 342 5
04/10/2008 04:43 PM

I conserve water by pooping in the shower and mashing it down the drain with my heel.

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/10/2008 04:50 PM

And by heel, you mean your tongue?

Gravymix 342 5
04/10/2008 04:56 PM

Not this time.

Raadical 3.4 44 5
04/11/2008 11:32 AM

There's a medical term for doing that... i forget it's name. Along the lines of a severe mental disability i believe.

The banana Rambo 21 5
04/14/2008 09:22 AM

To save mother earth i simply cut down may daily Atom Bomb usage from 325 bombs a day to 268 the differences are amazing, i can feel the cancer growing slower already!

jimmy-the-geek 12 5
04/27/2008 11:50 AM

In Winter we invite lots of friends over and serve beans to cut down on the heating bill. It's a little reported fact that a roomful of digesting guests puts out a lot of BTUs. Especially when eating beans. Actually I'm just guessing at the beans part but it seems to work. I suppose any legume would do really.

TracyBunny 1,124 6
04/27/2008 07:06 PM

My husband and I just spent two days at Global Green Expo 2008 with several other save-the-earth types. We've had solar panels for years, recycle almost everything and bought Priuses back when you had to order them online, so we're card-carrying greenies.

I say we get all of us like-minded folk into one place, similar to this weekend but on a larger scale, and just kill off everyone else. There are eco-coffins now, too, so no taxing the environment to get rid of the bodies! Who's in?

Thud 68,506 19
04/27/2008 07:19 PM

Don't you incinerate the bodies of loved ones? You can use them to heat your house.

Bad Donkey 77,546 17
04/27/2008 07:29 PM

My wife is helping by just piling the garbage in the living room.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/27/2008 11:39 PM

Bad Donk. The kids are NOT garbage.

SHP: gettin my WOOT! on 181,795 70
04/28/2008 12:22 AM

No lie: while scouting outdoor areas for the wedding, my sweetness and 4 of the kids picked up trash from this really lovely park we visited. Then we made sure the turtles didn't ever have to learn to feed themselves by sending some processed flour and cheese-food product (Goldfish) into the creek.

This evening, I bought a new shower head. One of thos shower massage water saver dealies.

Even though I am so utterly dissapointed in the lack of water pressure, I'm still going to take that Frost-ing enormous plastic bubble it came in and burn it in my front yard. Less waste in the landfill!

I can practically hear the granola crunching.