Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/05/2008 03:15 PM

Any religion that seems to have a built-in compulsion to make fun of itself is okay by me.

Aphrodite 2,261 13
04/05/2008 03:40 PM

"No, it's my turn to be the dead firstborn"

"No, it's mine"

"No, mine"

"Mom, Tommy won't let me be the dead firstborn!!!"

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 10:17 AM

When did lions become a plague?!?

They probably wouldn't bother with humans too much they'd probably just be laying around

under trees and scooping heaping pawfuls of frogs into their mouths all day.

Undies - hypocritical and overly judgmental 101,398 77
04/06/2008 10:47 AM

The fourth plague was flies or beasts.

The more you know!

Phuc 237,919 21
04/06/2008 01:33 PM

The seventh plague was ska.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 02:13 PM

The eighth plague was Celine Dion.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/06/2008 02:23 PM

I love being Jewish and making Macaroni Necklaces to appease the gods. We are a tolerant group though.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
04/06/2008 03:10 PM

That lice looks hungry.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/06/2008 03:14 PM

I wondered what the fire haired thing was supposed to be.

It's hail.

Why would hail have fire for hair?

Chit 178,781 15
04/06/2008 04:37 PM

Why would hail have fire for hair?



For the insurance money.


Duhhh...

Bacon, Lloyd and Tomato 48,662 14
04/06/2008 04:50 PM

Where would comedy be without the Jews? And without the Jews, The Joker would rule the world!

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
04/07/2008 12:08 PM

We inturrupt this thread to bring you a special appearance by Jew Girl...











Thank you.

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/07/2008 12:20 PM

I actually like the Matzah Man better than the Gingerbread Boy.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
04/07/2008 02:53 PM

I actually like the Matzah Man better than the Gingerbread Boy.

Because the Matzah Man has Matzah Balls?

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/07/2008 03:08 PM

The ninth plague was Potassium Benzoate.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
04/07/2008 03:14 PM

that's bad.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/07/2008 03:23 PM

Why would hail have fire for hair?

For the insurance money.

Duhhh...

None of this makes any sense at all to me, but yet I still laughed.

I love you Chit!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/07/2008 03:33 PM

my whacky action crucifixion jesus with realistic entrails and rusty nail grip is much cooler

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
04/07/2008 04:45 PM

As resident expert on Judaism and former resident of Israel I must say, we do rule. But I know somewhere you can get those hand puppets half off.

Bankey 70,843 10
04/07/2008 04:52 PM

. But I know somewhere you can get those hand puppets half off.

Must...resist...urge...to mock stereotype!

Phuc 237,919 21
04/07/2008 05:03 PM

You mean circumcised?

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
04/07/2008 05:05 PM

You mean the cloven hooves? The horns? The tail? The meetings at the center of the earth?