Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/05/2008 08:19 PM

Dogs was a vampire...anyone else had any (non-sexual) dreams

I think you missed the whole point of the bloody teeth and the cape thing.

syncope 49,019 14
04/05/2008 08:19 PM

I once had a dream that Al and Hargrave were buying me drinks in a bar to get me drunk enough to punch HammerHead. It was supposed to be a prank somehow.

And then there was the dream were BBM showed up to deliver my SecretSanta gift in person, then insisted I take her to lunch. And it was totally one of those awkward "we just met and have not much in common" conversations.

My dreams suck.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/05/2008 08:21 PM

I have them all the time. You know you're an addict when people you know from the internet show up more often in your dreams than your family.

I had one that Chickens was trying to kill me. (Shooting at me, a high-speed chase through a downtown somewhere, etc...)

I also had one that the GF and I took Chickens (I swear, they don't all have him in them) to the Irish Festival here in town, and we watched BIG Riverdance on stage.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/05/2008 08:26 PM

Dogs, the worst part about you being a vampire was that you got stuck in a church, and the only way for you to escape was to eat 43 grams of solid gold.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/05/2008 08:33 PM

Sheesh, Cinder, what the hell did you eat for dinner?

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
04/05/2008 10:04 PM

And the Solid Gold dancers?

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/05/2008 11:27 PM

Dude, I LOVE scrapbooking.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
04/06/2008 02:37 AM

In my dreams the leather never chafes.

In my dreams the lubricant never gets sticky.

In my dreams the girls don't pass out, regardless of the hours passing.

In my dreams the there is no such thing as trace DNA.

In my dreams they all writhe beneath a perpetual hardness, and that is the all encompassing truth of existence.

Or was that just last night? It all blurs together sometimes.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/06/2008 02:42 AM

Sheesh, Cinder, what the hell did you eat for dinner?

Mescaline. Or was it rigatoni? Some pasta dish. I get them mixed up.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
04/06/2008 04:12 AM

we watched BIG Riverdance on stage


In sensurround?

Undies - hypocritical and overly judgmental 101,398 77
04/06/2008 08:43 AM

I am a scrapbooking fool. If anyone wants to share layouts, email in profile.

But, yeah, I dream about GABbers all the time. It almost always ends in sex though.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/07/2008 10:55 AM

I once had a dream about GABbers. We were at a McDonald's for some reason. Pram was there, making clay models on the table. Thud, Kchiki, Neep & Ditdah were there, as well as Al. I ordered a giant tub of salad for some unknown reason.

Neep kept giving looks of disdain.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/07/2008 12:41 PM

Taco : Dude, I LOVE scrapbooking.

Does not fit stereotype. Please re-enter data.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/07/2008 08:43 PM

Last night I dreamed that Spicey was that bushwacker guy on Lost - uh, Locke. He was being hunted by the others, so we were in the hospital, hiding out in a room. Dit was there - she brought us some medicine, but none of us was sure what it was, so we just flushed it.

Chix was in the hospital bed next to ours and he was watching Oprah and wouldn't turn it off, even though we asked him like 5 times. So teh Haggis and I had sex. Chix didn't care - he was too busy watching some punk ass kids get sent to boot camp.

Yeah, my dreams are always weird.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/07/2008 11:17 PM

Chix was in the hospital bed next to ours and he was watching Oprah

Heh - even in GABbette dreams he's a fag.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/08/2008 12:33 AM

I had another dream once that was about a GAB gathering, but we were calling it a family reunion for some reason. Whistler and Declan sat in folding chairs next to each other and watched our festivities with an air of nobility. Taco, TWSS and I did this thing that was sort of like a sack race, except we all had to crawl in the sack and roll down a hill. Trae and Frat were serving little dishes of kitty kibble, and I think it was Dit that was upset because she didn't realize she was supposed to bring food. Oh, then Whistler chanted recited some limerick about a frenchman. I think that was all, but I remember something about races in tiny cars. I think it was sort of a real-life mario cart. I can't remember anything else, but it was pretty weird.

Rose Colored Jeens 47,792 51
04/08/2008 05:21 AM

Not sure who mentioned it, but whoever had that tasty picture of a bacon placemat made it into my first gab dream. I was making it as a surprise for my husband, but also was picking at the tasty edges! I woke up wanting a real bacon placemat.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/08/2008 12:26 PM

My dream last night included Undies and Spicey, and they were acting out the morning routine that Undies posted in that thread.

It was pretty normal, but Spicey had a very deep and posh English accent.

And afterwards I went outside and watched two snowmen wrestle.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/08/2008 12:44 PM

Was I crying, or was I masturbating?

Just wanting to know if it actually matched up with what I did this morning.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/08/2008 12:44 PM

Has anyone else had any (non-sexual) dreams about GABbers?

no. and i'm proud of that.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/08/2008 12:45 PM

Trick question Undies, it was both.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/08/2008 12:47 PM

Taco, TWSS and I did this thing that was sort of like a sack race, except we all had to crawl in the sack and roll down a hill.

Yep. That sounds like something I would do.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/08/2008 12:47 PM

Was I crying, or was I masturbating?

Little of column A, little of column B.

I vaguely remember he made us breakfast and I congratulated you on marrying someone with such a nice voice.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
04/08/2008 12:48 PM

The accepted vernacular is "Crysterbating".

Gravymix 342 5
04/08/2008 01:24 PM

Urbandictionary.com lists it as:

"Sobbin' on the Knobbin'."

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
04/08/2008 01:42 PM

Not to be confused with "Slobbin' on the Knobbin".

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/08/2008 01:53 PM

<action>cryvomits</action>

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/08/2008 03:19 PM

I just remembered a really Frost-ing intricate dream I had a few weeks ago involving various GABbers.

I was in either Australia or New Zealand, it was very hot and I wasn't wearing any shoes. I was also very aware that a deadly snake/scorpion could pop out of the grass at any minute and bite me.

Anyway, Daggy was there, and so was Filly. She was Daggy's daughter. We were all gathered in their living room (which had tree hut/Jumanji decor) watching a video of the family opening Christmas presents.

Then I went outside and Daggy came out after me to get the mail. Turns out Trae had sent her an apple tree, but Daggy was annoyed because she was promised it months ago.

I picked up what I thought was an exotic piece of fruit, about the size of a melon. I tried to give it to Daggy but she laughed at me and said that inside it was actually animal crap.

The end.

Odd 1,728 6
04/08/2008 06:11 PM

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Spicy I had a request for you this week on my show.

Dropkick Murphys - The Spicy Mchaggis song.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/08/2008 06:22 PM

The accepted vernacular is "Crysterbating".

What I'd really like to know is if you learned that before or after you married me.