foxybill42 623 6
04/06/2008 12:28 AM

Damn you-damn you all to hell.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/06/2008 12:33 AM

Well.. Shoot.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 12:36 AM

"Let my people go!"

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 12:56 AM

That article revealed that he and Paris Hilton had something in common.

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 12:56 AM

...a "well-boned face"

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/06/2008 01:13 AM

Soylent green is PEOPPLEEEE!!!

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 01:14 AM

If this world actually worked like the world I've created in my head, he would have died after being shot by a 2-year-old who got their hands on a gun because their dad didn't think he needed to lock it up.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 01:16 AM

Either that, or I'd have a gun control billboard fall on his head.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/06/2008 01:17 AM

Or have him shoot a two year old and get the death penalty. By firing squad.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 01:23 AM

It said it was undisclosed causes.

He tried to suck-start a shotgun.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 01:27 AM

Well, there's his problem. Everyone knows you blow a shotgun, not suck.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/06/2008 01:29 AM

A shotgun.. One Coleridge and hes ready to blow?

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
04/06/2008 07:35 AM

THE OMEGA MAN!

Phuc 237,919 21
04/06/2008 08:20 AM

Finally, someone worthy to felch the pineapple juice from Reagan's ass.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 10:29 AM

Heston revealed in 2002 that he had symptoms consistent with Alzheimer's disease

I suppose now would be as good a time as any to remind you to donate to Match It For Pratchett. For those of you who don't know, Terry Pratchett is a popular fantasy/satire author and created the famous Discworld series. He was recently diagnosed with alzheimer;s, and has donated $1 million to research for the disease. The website I've given you is trying to match his donation. I urge you all to give a bit, if not for Pratchett, than for Moses.

You can't expect to know everybody Brock. 58,948 29
04/06/2008 11:05 AM

You can see his junk in Planet of the Apes. During the trial when they strip him, you can see lil' Heston Right and Lil' Heston Left.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/06/2008 11:09 AM

I love how celebrities can go from "don't care" to donating millions the second the diagnosis drops. All the sudden we all need to be Frost-ing aware when THEY have the condition. I think that's why I never had sympathy for Christopher Reeves. Didn't give a Shakespeare about crippies until he was one.

As for Moses, meh. Living 6 years with Alzheimer's and dying at 84...it's not really a surprise he kicked the bucket.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 11:27 AM

Is this going to happen every time I mention Terry Pratchett? Taco, a large part of why he's donated is because Alzheimer's research gets about 3% of the funding that cancer does, even though it affects about the same number of people.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/06/2008 01:32 PM

I've had many loved ones die from cancer, so up yours.

It's the AIDS that gets too much funding, anyway.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 02:29 PM

Blah blah struggling morally with alzheimers Blah blah blah admit to my faults Blah blah you hypocritical, overly judgemental people.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/06/2008 02:32 PM

Thanks for that, Sage.

I used to work with a guy who, when it came time to make the yearly charitable donations, would give money to NASA.

I Shakespeare you not.

Now we all have someone to scorn.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 03:09 PM

Actually, other than the fact that NASA isn't a charity, that's not that bad an idea. If we can improve the technology, there's quite a bit we can get from space. Some of the planets and moons in our solar system, for example, have more than enough ice to solve the water crisis, although that won't be cost effective for a very long time, if ever.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/06/2008 03:27 PM

Space is cool and all but I'm sure there's much better things we can do with the kind of money NASA blows. Think of how many schools or hospitals or cancer/Alzheimer's/douchbaggery studies could be funded with that kind of cash.

For the record, I like Terry Pratchett, but I'm not going to get suckered into suddenly pretending to give a Shakespeare about Alzheimer's just because he has is.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/06/2008 03:29 PM

Take your paws off me you damned dirty apes!

Thank God for DVD and VHS so his arrogance will be preserved for all time.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 03:48 PM

So you're saying Pratchett doesn't really care about a disease he has, and that any fan, including me, who follows his lead also doesn't care? I just don't get that. I admit I never donated to alzheimer's before, but I, and probably most other people, had always assumed enough people were studying it. Pratchett is raising awareness because it's not getting the funding it needs, something many don't realize. He's not trying to get famous by donating. He's using the fame he already has to help a cause. If you want to continue this debate, we should probaby do it in this thread rather than ruining this one.

So, to return to the topic at hand, I give you <a href='<a href='null'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u76_KsEo4M</a>'>this.</a>

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 03:48 PM

Dammit.

21 Prams 80,728 42
04/06/2008 04:07 PM

Either that, or I'd have a gun control billboard fall on his head.

That made the chocolate square I was eating fly out of my mouth.

21 Prams 80,728 42
04/06/2008 05:16 PM

He declined to comment on the cause of death or provide further details.

Well, of course he declined to comment... He's DEAD!

Ima 2,940 6
04/07/2008 05:28 PM

hmmph, I think the universally scorned personsss have allready been picked.

Ima 2,940 6
04/07/2008 05:30 PM

hmmph, I think the universally scorned persons have been picked.

Ima 2,940 6
04/07/2008 05:31 PM

see even Ima agrees

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/07/2008 08:47 PM

I loved how you put different grammatical errors in each identical post, and still managed to make absolutely no sense at all.

Bravo!

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/07/2008 08:48 PM

Hey look! Our army of glassy-eyed girls is taking over.




I'm fairly certain this is not a good thing.

Thud 68,506 19
04/07/2008 08:49 PM

SNAKE!

Filly 39,193 20
04/07/2008 08:51 PM

Interrupting steak says MOO!

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/07/2008 08:54 PM

Well done, fellow steak. Well done.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2008 06:53 AM

I'm suddenly very, VERY hungry.

Evel Knievel 947 6
04/08/2008 08:31 AM

Nova
Cornelius
Dr. Zira
Milo (Cornelius and Zira's son)
Lucius (Zira's nephew)
Virgil

Will be pallbearers

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/08/2008 08:38 AM

Will be pallbearers

But not paul-bearers?

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2008 08:41 AM

"T-T--TAY... LOR!"

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/10/2008 09:18 AM

I miss him already.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/10/2008 09:45 AM

Aim better.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/10/2008 02:34 PM

The NRA should be able to scare up 6 to eight pallbearers...

...And Michael Moorer will carry their weapons while they are carrying T-T-Taylor...uh...Mr Heston.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 02:42 PM

I hear Dick Cheney is going to be in on the 21 gun salute.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/10/2008 03:02 PM

He's going to get a four million gun salute.


(approximate NRA membership numbers)

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/10/2008 03:04 PM

Damn you Thud, I went to search for the number of NRA members and had to go take a Shakespeare before I could post.