That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/06/2008 07:19 PM

Mojo for Sarah, boogers for you.

Chit 178,781 15
04/06/2008 07:26 PM

Agreed...


Mojo and prayers for Aussie Sarah.

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 07:42 PM

or passive aggresive soccermom's will do.

21 Prams 80,728 42
04/06/2008 07:52 PM

Here is a test you can take to determine if you have Huntinton's Disease.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/06/2008 08:06 PM

This thread is trolling.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 08:07 PM

Frost. AussieSarah's cool. I probably should have suspected something when I tried talking to her online through webcams. I couldn't understand a word she was saying. Or maybe that was because of her accent.

In all seriousness, I wish her all the best, and I will pray for her.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/06/2008 08:09 PM

From Wikipedia: Nutrition is an important part of treatment; most HD sufferers need two to three times the calories of the average person to maintain body weight

Someone tell those Gabber's who always send cookies to get started on baking.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/06/2008 08:17 PM

Aussie Sarah was rude to me. I don't want her to die, but having her not here makes me happier.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/06/2008 08:18 PM

Aussie Sarah makes up stories to draw attention to herself. Therefore, I do not believe this.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 08:23 PM

Dear Aussie Sarah,

Huntington's is genetic so I really hope that baby you said you were carrying a couple months ago managed to abort itself.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/06/2008 08:23 PM

I always thought that she was a genetic defect. Now I have proof.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 08:26 PM

I can only hope most of you that use "this is gab" will refrain from nasty comments.

For the record, I'm not being bitchy because "this is GAB". I really do mean that personally. I'm saying it because if she's not pregnant that means she hasn't trapped some man into marrying her, most likely for a green card.


And Frost you if you're going to get mad at me for being mean. I believe this story as much as I believed her when she sent me an IM saying "my husband is beating me RIGHT NOW AS I'M SENDING THIS IM! Please write back to me". Bitch, please.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/06/2008 08:27 PM

I'm being mean because this is GAB. Frost off, Ima.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 08:32 PM

Look, I don't wish her harm. I'm just saying I don't believe her. I will go ahead and cover my ass, though.


Sarah, if this latest story is true, I am so very very sorry for you. And I wish you didn't have to go through this. I hope you have supportive people around you who can help you through it.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 08:45 PM

The only thing I have to say is...




This is GAB. And someone needs to be stabbed in the head with a brick. No, not you. You.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 08:49 PM

And all the bands you like suck.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
04/06/2008 08:52 PM

In the unlikely event that this story is true, who could I contact to suggest a new official name for this medical condition? I find the name "Huntington's disease" a bit bland, and I think "Aussie Sarah's syndrome" would sound much better, because it abbreviates to ASS.

21 Prams 80,728 42
04/06/2008 09:00 PM

Aussie Sarah SUCKS for making me think that a Spice Girls song was written by her. I wrote music for those lyrics--the heartless bitch!


Who loves ya, babe. *fart*

Thud 68,506 19
04/06/2008 09:17 PM

Does anyone know the US to Aussie mojo conversion rate?

Daggy 86,705 14
04/06/2008 09:31 PM

Fat. Daughter.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/06/2008 09:54 PM

Post exceeds your moral tolerance

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 10:02 PM

You people never cease to amaze me. She just found out she will die a cruel ugly death and you respond...I'm glad she's gone and FAT DAUGHTER? I have no idea how you can sleep at night.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/06/2008 10:04 PM

Easy. I lay down and close my eyes.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/06/2008 10:05 PM

Ima doesn't know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/06/2008 10:06 PM

Aussie Sarah hasn't been around much since I've been here, so I don't know much about her. But I do know that Huntington's is a terrible disease.

Much mojo and prayers for you.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 10:13 PM

You people never cease to amaze me. She just found out she will die a cruel ugly death and you respond...I'm glad she's gone and FAT DAUGHTER? I have no idea how you can sleep at night.


I know you haven't been here long, so you can't have been talking to her for long. I am not so lucky. Ima, if she has come up with this as her newest way to get attention-and I suspect she has-this isn't even the most outrageous I've heard from her.

If this IS true, maybe someone should read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" as she's lying on her death bed. It might help her understand why there aren't more people at her bedside.

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 10:22 PM

I know for fact her father is presently dying from the disease, I talked to her husband and he confirmed it. Do a little research, she had a 50/50 chance of not having it. Maybe she wasn't everybodies best friend, but she is still a human being and I for one feel much pain for her.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 10:27 PM

Again, Ima, I'll point out that I certainly hope this story isn't true. She hasn't done anything to deserve something like this. I pray to God that this is another story she's made up.


Hey, the next time you talk to her husband why don't you ask him how he was able to get over the fact that she shacked up with an American soldier.

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 10:30 PM

He didn't and told me so. I also made him admit to things she had told me so I knew who to believe.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/06/2008 10:32 PM

You're an idiot.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 10:34 PM

she shacked up with an American soldier.

Unlike Janey, who married a donkey.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/06/2008 10:40 PM

The difference is that I wasn't already married to another man and I wasn't marrying Donk so I could legally live in this grand country.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 10:41 PM

That's your story, and you're sticking to it.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
04/06/2008 10:44 PM

Aussie Sarah ROCKS for making Pram think that a Spice Girls song was written by her. He wrote music for those lyrics--the dumb Frost!


Aussie Sarah and Shrek are still married? Who knew? So the whole Foye! business was made up?

Next you'll be telling me that Chickens is alive.

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 10:45 PM

Ima, this is a Comedy board, notice how I spell Comedy

with a capital 'C', that's how important Comedy is.

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 10:48 PM

...and then along you come with you Australian damsels in death-spirals with the

fully-aware/ totally-immobilized combo going but haven't suggested a single prank!

What's wrong with you?!?!

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 10:48 PM

Funny I didn't see anyone telling TTJ and Donk that they were happy their son had double pneumonia.

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 10:52 PM

Your completely right. The thought that anyone would actually care here is absurd. Hammerhead, you give some faith in humanity.The others who cared, I thank you for her.

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 10:53 PM

Put the end of her catheter in her bedpan, then put her hand in it.

3. Profit

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 10:54 PM

We could probably do something funny to Aussie Sarah too.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
04/06/2008 10:56 PM

40 posts and no one yet called dibs on Sarah's corpse? What is the problem with GAB?

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/06/2008 10:57 PM

Your completely right. The thought that anyone would actually care here is absurd. Hammerhead, you give some faith in humanity.The others who cared, I thank you for her.


It's "you're" for Frost's sake!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 10:59 PM

Actually, I was poking fun at Janey because I like Janey. As far as Aussie Sarah, I've heard the rumors of all she's ever tried/done/lied about, and to be honest, I could give a Shakespeare. So I wasn't saying anything.

But, as you can read for yourself, there are a lot of people who will give good wishes if it's true, but they're gonna hedge their bets and say "I don't believe it." I'm with them.

Hey, Janey, got any snickers handy?

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/06/2008 11:02 PM

Funny I didn't see anyone telling TTJ and Donk that they were happy their son had double pneumonia.

Well, DUH. I couldn't steal him if he were dead.

Ima 2,940 6
04/06/2008 11:03 PM

Good thing I didn't bother with proper spelling then.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 11:05 PM

It seems to me that someone got a heavy dose of karma, and that GABbers love their Schadenfreude Sauce.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
04/06/2008 11:08 PM

1. Ima, people don't like you. So whatever you say, you're going to take Shakespeare.

2. People didn't like Aussie Sarah much. She was a desperately needy attention whore and could be quite irritating.

3. Aussie Sarah was also known for confabulation.

4. Aussie Sarah hasn't posted in ages.

5. Huntington's is not a fatal disease. It is awful, and it will likely reduce one's lifespan, but it doesn't kill you. I personally know someone who has been living with it for over 30 years.

6. Jane and Donk are like Mr. & Mrs. GAB. We love them. We went to their wedding. We cheered it. And, as such, we care about the baby donker. And the step-donks.

7. I'd bet that there are a good number of people here who, privately, will pray for Sarah and wish the best for her (if they come to believe the story). As this is a COMEDY board, though, some of the public responses will be otherwise. (See Chickens is Dead?).

8. Go buy a thickening agent.

9. Apply it liberally to your skin.

10. You're one of those people who love misery, right?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 11:11 PM

I bask in the warm glow of the solitary soccermom, especially when I speak my peace.


And for your information, I was going to say that I totally think Rocketman (or whatever they're calling him now) deserved the double pneumonia. Y'know, for being all infanty and clingy and cute and all. We can't have awesome children running around, now can we?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/06/2008 11:11 PM

<action>takes a towel and wipes off the dripping sarcasm</action> Who left this container of sarcasm above the slightly open door?

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/06/2008 11:11 PM

Aussie Sarah has finally found out she does indeed have Huntington's Disease

Uh, Ima? Did Sarah ask you to post this information on a public message board? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want Spicey posting about my herpes my private medical information here.

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/06/2008 11:36 PM

I'm drinking prune juice because I can't poop.


This just seemed like the right time and place to say that.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
04/06/2008 11:37 PM

Horrid, if true.


If true, I am sincerely sorry about the HD.


However, I do take this with a grain of salt the size of a Vauxhall Corsa.


I think she'd be best off staying there in Koalaland, where there's some sort of National Health, however.

Filly 39,193 20
04/06/2008 11:41 PM

Hammerhead, you give some faith in humanity.

Holy Shakespeare, the world's coming to an end!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/07/2008 12:01 AM

My condolences to Aussie Sarah. I think warm cookies are the best treatment.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/07/2008 12:09 AM

Funny I didn't see anyone telling TTJ and Donk that they were happy their son had double pneumonia.

Funny, I don't see anyone saying they're happy Sarah has HD. We simply saying we don't believe she actually has it.

And Donk and I haven't been making up stories to get attention on GAB. People believed us when we said the baby was sick because we'd given them no reason to think it might be an attention-getting ploy.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
04/07/2008 12:13 AM

If it's true I feel bad for her, but I would hope she doesn't spend any of the time she has left reading an internet message board anyway. So if you're reading this Aussie- quit now, you've seen it all before. Go watch Caddyshack instead.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/07/2008 12:34 AM

And I mean that. I totally, TOTALLY mean that.

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
04/07/2008 05:56 AM

Good for Aussie Sarah. That'll teach her for pretty much stiffing me on Secret Santa a couple of years ago.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/07/2008 06:43 AM

You people never cease to amaze me. She just found out she will die a cruel ugly death and you respond...I'm glad she's gone and FAT DAUGHTER? I have no idea how you can sleep at night.

The short answer is the simple fact that people who don't care would sleep more easily than people who do. Do you even check your posts for logic before submitting them?
The other short answer is that thousands of people die cruel, ugly deaths every day. Why should we lose sleep just because we've had limited contact with one of them over an internet message board?
The shortest answer is: I wish you were dying too.

Daggy 86,705 14
04/07/2008 08:48 AM

I still call fat daughter. She is one psycho needy bitch! She's not married, she left him for the foye!
I for one do not believe a word that comes out of her mouth, or her fingertips for that matter.

And in the unlikely event that the rumour is true, it is her fault that nobody believes her given her apalling track record in truthness!

Daggy 86,705 14
04/07/2008 08:50 AM

And I can happily sleep at night thanks to the good people at absolut vodka!

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/07/2008 05:46 PM

Daggy kicks much ass.

That is all.

Ima 2,940 6
04/07/2008 05:54 PM

you are the most aptly named gabber
JACKASS

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/07/2008 06:27 PM

The primary focus of the scene in which Phyllis and Walter initially meet is like so many stories we've seen in film throughout history. The insect coming into the spider's lair, the mouse into the snake pit, the sirens on the rocks calling out to the sailors, the irresistible figure of a floozy on a stairwell in a towel. The man thinks he's in charge, thrusting his hips with hands in pockets, thinking to himself that he's about to pull more tail than a cheap barcalounger, while the dame sees a mark to do her bidding... and her killing. In these instances the man, insect or rat, is never in charge and will be swallowed like the last glass of Bosco at the local greasy spoon. Walter gazes upon Phyllis like a fine piece of meat while Phyllis looks down on him as if he has the intelligence of a piece of meat. Who is correct? It is pretty clear that this femme fatale will lead Walter to slaughter. The framing of the scene bears this out, with Walter standing below, thinking for all the while that women should be put high up on a pedestal, just high enough to see up their skirt and having no idea that he's not now nor will he ever be, in charge. The truth is that Phyllis has been down this road before and, as bumpy as it had become, it was at the same time as comfortable as an old shoe. But she's about to take that old shoe and make it dance. Yeah, she'll make it dance alright. Call me baby and the deed will be done. Like I was saying, it is clear that Phyllis is the one in charge of this arrangement and Walter is about to get played like a fine violin, the ones you see in museums, not the kind you get for a sawbuck in a pawn shop.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/07/2008 06:27 PM

Walter sees her reappear down the steps buttoning her dress as she descends the stairs, complete with ankle bracelet and she is before him in all her glory, down to his smarmy level in every fathomable way. He's a small fish in a big lake and she has him hook, line and sinker. Oh sure, they talk about car insurance but all single-minded Walter can think is "I'm all over this like a hobo on a ham sandwich". He's in like Flynn, alright but he has no idea he's about to be tagged by that number 9 bus to the hoosegow. He doesn't know and he doesn't care to know. He's as darkly lit as his intentions while she is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
The final scene of the movie is the culmination of everything Walter has brought on himself. Falling for that dame, he realizes its curtains for him. She turned him inside out and he knows it. As he is singing like a bird into that Dictaphone, we see that his boss, Keyes, is standing in the doorway and has been there "long enough". The jig is up. Everything is a blur as the bullet digs in a little more but he is seeing clearly for the first time since rapping on the door of that trollop. Turn out the cat and put out the light, Neff, you're a goner. Once again he's shown as being in a childlike position of awe and embarrassment to his superior, the man who looked up to him in stature and status, is now lording over his friend who he cares for more than a good stogie and a snort of hooch. Walter begs to be let go, to wallow in his own pity and sorrow as his just punishment. He wants to get out of there, maybe to Mexico or perhaps a flophouse of ill repute. No matter, its curtains for his baby and his soul and we literally see the life draining out of him as the scene fades to black.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/07/2008 06:27 PM

Even though he put the broads' old man on ice, you can't help but feel for this palooka, knowing that he'd been done in by a skirt. We take comfort in knowing that his boss will likely be his friend regardless of how bad a seed he's become.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/07/2008 06:28 PM

You're a freak.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
04/07/2008 07:30 PM

you are the most aptly named gabber
JACKASS

Change your last name to "Frost-ing Moron" and you would take the title.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:13 AM

I'm ashamed. Ashamed and appalled at all of you. Nobody, absolutely nobody, has started up an Aussie Sarah death pool. What the hell is wrong with you people?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/08/2008 08:14 AM

We are not mean spirited.

The Sage, Ruiner of Threads, Purveyor of unFunny 36,465 8
04/08/2008 01:03 PM

The shortest answer is: I wish you were dying too.

So you'll wish you were the same after I get ahold of youahahahaha!

j/k! LOL

I really mean that in the nicest, GAB-friendly way possible, too, because no one on GAB is mean-spirited 'cause Al told us so!

</warm and fuzzies>

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
04/08/2008 01:06 PM

Since you never started the warm fuzzies I don't believe you can actually end the warm fuzzies.

Also, if you're smart you'll stop bringing up Al's name. Just trust me on this one, k?

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
04/08/2008 01:12 PM

Heh, and I see someone has already soccer-mommed my last post. Jealous much?

The Sage, Ruiner of Threads, Purveyor of unFunny 36,465 8
04/08/2008 01:15 PM

Awww, what's the problem, Lila? It's all in good fun. I'm just taking friendly little jabs at everyone like the rest of you do. Honestly, I'm just trying to fit in.

I was just teasing about Tweak anyway, since he and I have talked off-line and all. We were gonna meet up and have a beer or twentyeleven when I got down there sometime.

Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
04/08/2008 01:16 PM

Also, if you're smart you'll stop bringing up Al's name

It's a bit like saying 'Candyman' five times.

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
04/08/2008 01:18 PM

Happy Birthday Aussie Sarah, may you live many more relatively painless disease free years!

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
04/08/2008 01:20 PM

Seriously, Sage, no problems at all. Just giving you a friendly little warning. You're playing with fire, sir. I want to make sure you realize that.

The Sage, Ruiner of Threads, Purveyor of unFunny 36,465 8
04/08/2008 01:23 PM

Hey, cool, thanks! I appreciate you looking out for me; that's pretty rare these days.

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
04/08/2008 01:23 PM

Why don't we just end the fighting with an all out no holds barred orgy

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/08/2008 01:27 PM

...ew.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/08/2008 01:36 PM

I'm with Taco on this one. Ew. Taco, lets go over here in this other room and discuss how gross they are in that room.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 03:10 PM

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Facts of Life are all about you, you.

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the Facts of Life. (learning the Facts of Life)
Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
Learning the Facts of Life.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/08/2008 03:13 PM

I hate you.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/08/2008 03:14 PM

And just to be clear, that was directed at Frat.

I hate Frat.

Frat sucks.

Frat is the devil.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 09:52 PM

That really hurts my feelings.

















































Whoa whoa whoa feeeeeelings

TracyMcC 1,124 6
04/08/2008 10:01 PM

I had a little bout with cancer last summer right after losing two close family members. I had my surgery on a Friday and lost someone else the following Monday. I swear the only thing that kept me from losing my mind was thinking of Gilda Radner (whose ailment I shared) and her "it's always something" line.

No matter what's going on you've got to keep your sense of humour or you'll lose your sanity and the goodwill of those around you. If you've got faith, another good quote to remember is "this, too, shall pass".

This site is an amazing place that's got me laughing my substantial behind off on a daily basis (does that count as cardio??), so just logging on and reading the posts has to count as therapy. Good luck to you, Sarah, regardless of what's ailing you - may you find comfort, and please don't stop looking for reasons to laugh.

Humphrey. In the Library. With the Dagger. 51,764 12
04/08/2008 10:12 PM

I had a little bout with cancer last summer right after losing two close family members. I had my surgery on a Friday and lost someone else the following Monday.

Frost mate... you're bad luck.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
04/09/2008 03:20 PM

I hope the Carroll dies.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
04/09/2008 03:21 PM

What? Stop looking at me like that. You were thinking it, too.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/09/2008 04:00 PM

<action>Cries and prays</action>

Nachos - Sociopaths of the world unite! 57,521 23
04/09/2008 04:01 PM

Actually I was thinking "Which one?".

Then I just came to the conclusion "Frost it. All of them."

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
04/09/2008 04:08 PM

<action> sends positive vibrators to AussieSarah</action>

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
04/09/2008 04:12 PM

You are aware and cognizant,but can not speak or even move.

Sounds ideal in her case.

Good luck Sarah.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
04/09/2008 05:08 PM

Really, she's making too much of this. Huntington's is not fatal.

It's like Tourette's Syndrome without imagination.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/09/2008 05:20 PM

No, but it'll probably make her wish she was dead.

Which is what the rest of us think now anyway.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/09/2008 05:21 PM

<action>Puts down the bottle of Jergens to give mojo. Then picks up the bottle and continues.</action>

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/09/2008 05:23 PM

From the Wiki:

Symptoms may include anxiety, depression, a reduced display of emotions (blunted affect) and decreased ability to recognize negative expressions like anger, disgust, fear or sadness in others, egocentrism, aggressive behavior, and compulsivity. The latter can cause or worsen addictions such as alcoholism and gambling, or hypersexuality.

Well look at that, Aussie Sarah was a real GABber all along!

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/09/2008 05:35 PM

Also, if you're smart you'll stop bringing up Al's name. Just trust me on this one, k?

They say if you say his name three times while looking into a mirror, he'll appear and eat your pets!

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/09/2008 09:26 PM

Holy Shakespeare that Undies person is one mean bitch.

syncope 49,019 14
04/09/2008 10:02 PM

I just don't understand any of this.

First off, I don't know this Aussie person so mojo if you need it. Whatever.

I totally cop to taking the odd pot shot at Sage and Ima but on the whole I've never really felt any real hatred for either of them...but holy Shakespeare Ima you're building a strong case against yourself.

This isn't an attack. This is my two cents that you can take or leave. It's one thing to post an update on a GABber or even ask for mojo on their behalf. It's another matter entirely to start flaming the thread when people aren't reacting the way that you wanted them to.

You get mad at the jokes and you troll. That only feeds the fire and brings more vitriol your way. It is an endless cycle and quite honestly the only reason I say this is because all the Sage and Ima bashing is really bringing down the quality of teh funny lately.

I love beating up tards as much as the next person (see also: manhole, motheater, Mark Walker) but you need to figure out if it's really worth being offended all the time or admit to yourself that you're just a message board troll. It's just not funny, and that's kinda why we're all here.

Woodstock 77,546 17
04/09/2008 11:21 PM

I'm here for the free potluck.

What? No potluck? Frost you all. I'm leaving.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/10/2008 01:59 AM

... she is still a human being...

pfft, out of 6.7 billion. whooptie Shakespeare.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/10/2008 02:59 AM

I was just teasing about Tweak anyway, since he and I have talked off-line and all.

If I remember it totalled maybe six lines of text on YIM. You'll be disappointed to know I'm no longer the same joyful, quirky person you knew back then. My favourite cat died a few months ago and I've since become twisted and bitter.

He was only fourteen.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/10/2008 08:38 AM

What has she done for me lately.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/10/2008 08:39 AM

Actually, what the hell am I talking about? I don't even know who this is.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/10/2008 08:55 AM

Holy Shakespeare that Undies person is one mean bitch.

I hate you so hard right now.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/10/2008 08:59 AM

Don't get your undies in a bunch!

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,361 98
04/10/2008 09:03 AM

<action>skips through the thread, flinging flower petals, a la "Rocky & Bullwinkle Show".</action>

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/10/2008 09:32 AM

"Jane" is a bitch, and says things that "Jennifer" in real life wouldn't ever say. But while I was re-reading this thread, not even "Jennifer" felt bad about this thread. I guess I'm more of a bad person that I was willing to admit.