TracyMcC 1,124 6
04/07/2008 08:50 PM

Are you kidding?!? Zombies are totally bisexual - they'll eat anybody!

Anh is here eating mango. 11,158 14
04/07/2008 08:51 PM

No, zombies' basic instincts are for survival not reproduction or pleasure. If Richard Simmons were a zombie he would only look gay while eating your brains wearing spandex.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/07/2008 08:51 PM

What does the inside of your nose smell like?

Filly 39,193 20
04/07/2008 08:52 PM

Take a good whiff. Smell that? Yeah, that's the inside of your nose you're sniffing.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/07/2008 08:58 PM

When you buy shampoo and conditioner, how do you choose what to get? Do you look at what the labels claim they're made for (frizzy, dry, oily)? Or do you pop open the tops of all of them and buy the one that smells best?

Dianada 57,835 109
04/07/2008 09:00 PM

This question is specifically for Thud - why didn't you ask for a sombrero on your icon-snake's head?

Anh is here eating mango. 11,158 14
04/07/2008 09:14 PM

Snakes are Jewish.

Thud 68,506 19
04/07/2008 09:29 PM

Dianada - because I'm not Swedish.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
04/07/2008 09:45 PM

As the saying goes, "you never forget your first time."

What I am wondering is, do you also never forget the last time you have sex?
Also, do you know it's your last time when you're having it?

Chickens, Nutbutter, Whistler?

O'Straw 98,019 37
04/07/2008 10:44 PM

So, is Skywalker like the Tatooine version of Smith or something? Because if Skywalker is a unique name, it's kinda stupid for Luke to have the same last name as his father. And also kinda stupid that the Emperor would have to clue Vader that Luke might be the son of Anakin.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/07/2008 11:16 PM

Today I dropped my chapstick in the restroom at work. It rolled under the toilet. It didn't fall IN, and the cap was on, but still, I was grossed out. It's a public restroom - not just for employees (if that matters.) I left it there.

Should I have picked it up?

Thud 68,506 19
04/07/2008 11:23 PM

Should I have picked it up?

You should have taken the cap off and wiped it on the floor. Then you could have left it somewhere public to see if anyone used it.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/08/2008 12:34 AM

Take a good whiff. Smell that? Yeah, that's the inside of your nose you're sniffing.

That's a relief, I thought it was the fact that I haven't showered in two days. That means no one else can smell me, right?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/08/2008 12:37 AM

When you buy shampoo and conditioner, how do you choose what to get?

First I go by price, then I check to make sure it's not tested on animals, then I go by the smell.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/08/2008 12:38 AM

then I check to make sure it's not tested on animals

Liberal hippie tree-hugger!

Humphrey. In the Library. With the Dagger. 51,764 12
04/08/2008 12:40 AM

When Ima and Sage have sex, whi

Humphrey. In the Library. With the Dagger. 51,764 12
04/08/2008 12:40 AM

<action>Comes back wiping his chin</action>Sorry. I'll try again.

When Ima and Sage have sex, which one wea

Humphrey. In the Library. With the Dagger. 51,764 12
04/08/2008 12:41 AM

<action>Eye's are watering. Stomach is heaving.</action>One more go...

When Ima and Sage have sex, which one wears the bag?

Bean 8,602 19
04/08/2008 12:44 AM

Humphrey I could have gone my whole life without thinking about that. Thanks a lot.

My question is, Thud, do you realize that I asked you to make my babies about a month before I got pregnant?

Thud 68,506 19
04/08/2008 01:00 AM

I recall that, Bean. It was flattering. I blushed. I drank. I slept. I went to a park.


Where was I going with that?

Chit 178,781 15
04/08/2008 01:01 AM

Sweet delivery there, Mr. H.

Ima 2,940 6
04/08/2008 01:26 AM

The one we borrowed from your wife.

Declan McManus as Jeremiah T. Frogge 131,887 36
04/08/2008 01:29 AM

Do you ever refresh with the F5 key?


If so, why so?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/08/2008 02:16 AM

So, is Skywalker like the Tatooine version of Smith or something? Because if Skywalker is a unique name, it's kinda stupid for Luke to have the same last name as his father. And also kinda stupid that the Emperor would have to clue Vader that Luke might be the son of Anakin.

Well, Anakin's mother was on Tatooine, so she was a Skywalker. If you follow Return of the Sith, Amidala was a Skywalker too, and was pregnant. But it wasn't known that it was twins. So of course Luke would have the same name, since Vader would know of one child.

Leia's name was Organa so she could be hidden, since Anakin/Vader didn't know about the twin.

It wasn't a smart move to hide Luke with the step brother of Darth Vader, but I guess being thrown into a lake of lava took away that memory.

Then again, George Lucas didn't write the second trilogy until after the first trilogy, so he had to ignore some plot points.

Rose Colored Jeens 47,792 51
04/08/2008 04:34 AM

If everyone's bed and pillows have microscopic bugs, do 20 year old pillows have a lot more microscopic bugs or a lot more dead microscopic bugs? (and bug waste)

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2008 06:52 AM

Do you ever refresh with the F5 key?
If so, why so?

Yes, because it makes me all fresh down there, like a cool summer breeze.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/08/2008 08:09 AM

Where can I download videos of monkeys riding on the backs of large dogs?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:16 AM

I have several questions...

1: Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:16 AM

2: Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:16 AM

4: Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:17 AM

E: Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:17 AM

And finally...

@: Who was that man?

Because you know what?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 08:18 AM

I'd like to stab him in the neck with a boat.

Evel Knievel 947 6
04/08/2008 08:37 AM

Was Mr. Belvedere man gay or pedophile gay?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/08/2008 08:50 AM

does my dog make that strange pose because of the funny noise that came out of my ass or is she wondering why i just farted in her face?

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/08/2008 08:57 AM

I thought they were trying to hide both kids, make it look like both Padme and her unborn child died (she still looked preggers during the funeral scene). It's not that much of a stretch for Kenobi to hide him with the Lars family, because it's unlikely that Vader would ever want to look them up. But just in case, calling him Luke Lars (snerk) would have made more sense than calling him Luke Skywalker.

And this isn't necessarily something that has anything to do with the prequel. It was made fairly clear in the first three movies that the twins were separated and hidden away so that dear old dad wouldn't be the one raising them.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/08/2008 09:13 AM

What did the Tidy Bowl man eat?

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
04/08/2008 09:14 AM

If I had to stab Chickens in the eye with my car, would NKOTB write his eulogy?

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,361 98
04/08/2008 09:20 AM

Do you ever refresh with the F5 key?

Yes, because I'm too lazy to move the mouse pointer all the way to the top of the screen to hit the refresh button. Also, IE7 moved the refresh button, and I don't like where it is now.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/08/2008 09:22 AM

Would Polka Dot be upset if she knew DeClan had a better shot at every member of NKOTB than she does?

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
04/08/2008 09:25 AM

YES! Yes, she would.

Unless they would put out and just cry later. That would be sweet.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
04/08/2008 10:02 AM

If a man farts in the woods and there is no one around to smell it, does it still stink?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
04/08/2008 10:10 AM

Are Queen Amidala and Padme the same person?

How come in Episode III Padme was pregnant?

I thought Queen Amidala was the mother, hence Princess Leia.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
04/08/2008 10:11 AM

How come no matter how throughly I wash between my toes during my morning shower, does it smell like nacho cheese between there by nightfall?

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/08/2008 10:25 AM

Good question, Chris! (even if you meant it in jest)

Her full name is Padme Amidala. She was a queen in Phantom Menace, but I think it was a role kind of like the president - you only serve a certain number of years. After she stepped down as queen, she became a senator.

But that does beg the question of why Leia is a princess. She was raised by Bail Organa, who was a fellow senator with Padme.

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/08/2008 10:27 AM

Ah, Bail's wife is a queen.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 10:29 AM

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things just doesn't belong...

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/08/2008 10:31 AM

Santos/McGarry 08!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
04/08/2008 10:50 AM

Ok...not to turn this into a Star Wars thread...but they were just on Spike, and I watched them all....

How come when she is Queen....she talks with loooong wooords...kinda sounds like a Harvard undergrad, but in subsequent films, she sounds like a teenager?

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/08/2008 10:52 AM

I dunno, but it's genetic. Sometimes Leia spoke with a British accent and sometimes American.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
04/08/2008 11:08 AM

I dunno, but it's genetic. Sometimes Leia spoke with a British accent and sometimes American.

Just like Madonna!

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/08/2008 11:14 AM

and Hillary! Ebonics anyone?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/08/2008 11:26 AM

Ebonics anyone?

No, but I do speak jive.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
04/08/2008 11:40 AM

I speak pig latin if that helps.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/08/2008 11:49 AM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2008 11:50 AM

<action>puts on his propeller beanie</action>I dunno, but it's genetic. Sometimes Leia spoke with a British accent and sometimes American.

She speaks with this snooty accent until Tarkin says he's going to blow up Alderaan. Then she goes "Whaaaat?" and the accent is gone.

I think it was supposed to be a joke that no one got.

Filly 39,193 20
04/08/2008 11:55 AM

Is my cat ever going to stop shedding? I mean, really. I've picked up enough fur off of my floor to make several new cats.

Frat, you want one?

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
04/08/2008 11:56 AM

Filly, I thought you waxed.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/08/2008 12:26 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

42

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/08/2008 03:09 PM

Frat, you want one?

You have other vaginas? I only remember seeing jusBLAMMO

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/08/2008 03:16 PM

None.... Chuck Norris chucks the woodchuck.

Bankey 70,843 10
04/08/2008 03:20 PM

Can someone here address the whole "What what, in the butt?" issue?

Thanks in advance!

Gravymix 342 5
04/08/2008 03:25 PM

Could Chuck Norris kick Chuck Norris' ass?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/08/2008 03:27 PM

<action>'s head explodes.</action>

Could Chuck Norris kick Chuck Norris' ass?

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/08/2008 03:31 PM

The answer to that question may unravel the entire universe.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/08/2008 03:32 PM

Where's my burrito?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/08/2008 03:33 PM

Mehico

Raadical 3.4 44 5
04/08/2008 03:40 PM

Is there a big shiny bearded man who lives on a cloud? If so, why hasn't he answered my request for Bush's death by lightning bolt???
If not, can you push the pope's hat down and make sweets come out?

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/08/2008 04:24 PM

You ever notice that when comic strip characters open the refrigerator, there's always an entire turkey in there? Like, for some reason they roast a turkey and then later decide that they're just not in the mood and will have it the next day.

SHP low on iron, high on vitamins 181,795 70
04/08/2008 06:53 PM

Why do hot dogs get so scortchingly hot and explody in the microwave in, like, 15 seconds?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
04/08/2008 07:10 PM

I saw "NKOTB" and in my head I heard "No Key Bandit". Where the hell is No Key Bandit?

Bankey 70,843 10
04/08/2008 08:29 PM

I think he wanted to find a board where he could speak his mind more freely.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/09/2008 04:28 PM

Is my cat ever going to stop shedding?

Frat, I'd be careful and not show your catnip to Filly's cat. There's a very good chance that her cat is actually a dog.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/10/2008 06:29 AM

Are fleece vests just another way to announce to the world that you're a boor?

bluzesinger 650 6
04/10/2008 07:46 AM

Where do all the lost dryer socks go?

Do coathangers breed?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/10/2008 08:34 AM

Where do all the lost dryer socks go?

This has already been asked in this thread, and I already answered it.

Ass.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/10/2008 08:36 AM

Yeah, well, you're not Thud, now are you?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/10/2008 08:40 AM

Yeah, well, you're not Thud, now are you?

Was that meant as a rhetoric?

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
04/10/2008 09:35 AM

Should I feel guilty that I'm doing well when the news says I should be failing?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/10/2008 12:40 PM

I have just checked on the recession and it is clearly NOT in my pants.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
04/10/2008 12:42 PM

I wonder if its in mine.

Things to ponder about.

brubert 763 11
04/10/2008 03:15 PM

How do they get super glue in there?

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/10/2008 04:26 PM

If I use my electronic device during takeoff what really happens? And by electronic device I am clearly talking about a pocket rocket.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 04:40 PM

Maybe I should start answering some of these questions.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 05:16 PM

Here we go, pretty much in order:

nose; price; hopefully; no, more like Martinez; you wish; the camera; yes, because it's something to do; dead ones; try the Clinton campaign website; Tony did; Tony did; Tony did; Tony did, with Dawn's help; it was Tony; probably both types of gay; both; Mr. Clean's turds; sure, they have nothing else to do; seems to be so; only if you want it that way; no; she was just retaining water; because Pram had access to your shoes; bad acting; he does everyday; under the banana leaf; yes; he's busy; no; they are filled with processed pus which heats more quickly than the surrounding tumor tissue; or you're cold; away from your feet; no, they prevent breeding byproducts; not by a long way; yes; yes; they don't, it's a type of miracle.

The Jerk 6,311 9
04/10/2008 05:21 PM

If a fat chick falls in the woods and no one is around to see it, is it still funny?

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 05:23 PM

Only if she tells her complains about it.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 05:29 PM

"tells her complains"?

Need to find meds. Fast.

Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
04/10/2008 05:58 PM

How much does a Detroit* hooker cost?

What's the easiest way to dispose of a body?



*or any other high-quality P-O-A from another,equally beautiful city

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 05:59 PM

Does this cancer make me look fat?

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 06:05 PM

Marmite - don't know; sausage factory is most reliable. Otherwise, toss it in the Thames.

Pram - Declan just IM'd me saying no, so there you go.

Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
04/10/2008 06:07 PM

Anyone for Hooker Sausage?! Now with added Herpes for that extra meaty flavour!

Declan McManus as Jeremiah T. Frogge 131,887 36
04/10/2008 06:14 PM

Must be some other Declan.

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 06:56 PM

Thanks, other Declan!

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 08:37 PM

<action>Quick, Pram, think of another question</action>

Does If Superman was a tranny, would he have to change his name?

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 08:39 PM

And also kinda stupid that the Emperor would have to clue Vader that Luke might be the son of Anakin.

It's all Luke's slutty mother's fault. He didn't even know that Princess Leia was his sister!!

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 08:46 PM

Pram: No, he would not have to change his name. It would just be pronounced differently.

Sooooper Man!

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 08:59 PM

THUPERMANNNN!

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 09:10 PM

Malibu Supie

TracyMcC 1,124 6
04/10/2008 09:11 PM

Cancer doesn't make you look fat - it's the post-cancer chemo-induced swelling...

No, you're just fat.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
04/10/2008 09:50 PM

If a fat chick falls in the woods and no one is around to see it, is it still funny?

If a fat chick falls in the woods and no one is around to see it, would you Frost her?

fixed it for you

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 10:54 PM

Sage would.

Pram 80,728 42
04/10/2008 10:59 PM

With a crutch!

foxybill42 623 6
04/11/2008 02:25 AM

over and over again

foxybill42 623 6
04/11/2008 02:39 AM

Hey Mister,Are you tall?

Snappahed 943 8
04/11/2008 03:05 AM

Do you try hard to be a moron?
Or does it just come naturally?

foxybill42 623 6
04/11/2008 03:07 AM

Better to be more on then off.

Snappahed 943 8
04/11/2008 03:09 AM

Thankyou for proving my point.

foxybill42 623 6
04/11/2008 03:12 AM

Your welcome

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
04/11/2008 05:00 AM

What classifies people as too obese? Is it when you sweat just imagining food? or is there a number out there? Like an obese rank 2 or something?

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/11/2008 05:20 AM

Thud, I can field this one:

As per insurance standards, if you are 5'5" and over 180 lbs, you are officially morbidly obese.

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/11/2008 05:22 AM

Please don't ask me how I am aware of this answer.

Slinky 28,185 10
04/11/2008 05:43 AM

Experience?

bluzesinger 650 6
04/11/2008 07:25 AM

Ravos ..just because my question was"answered",doesn't mean I have to believe it.So my quest is still on.
Hat.

Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2008 09:56 AM

If you pointed a gun-shaped candy bar at on on-duty police officer, would the cop arrest you, or shoot you with his bullets?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/11/2008 09:57 AM

Neither, he's probably shootin' blanks.

Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2008 09:59 AM

Or would he stab you with a knife that looks like a roll of Necos?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/11/2008 10:02 AM

Don't tase me bro!

Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2008 10:13 AM

A Taser is neither a laser or a tulip. Talk amongst yourselves!

Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2008 11:40 AM

Ok, that sucked. I'll be honest now...

A Pram is neither a talent, or a a profitable.

Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2008 11:41 AM

CHOO!!!

foxybill42 623 6
04/11/2008 11:46 AM

Try using a gun shaped doughnut.
He will call for backup.

Gravymix 342 5
04/11/2008 01:12 PM

Better to be more on then off.

It's things like this that make my inner Grammar Nazi fire up the ovens.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/11/2008 01:28 PM

Calm down. Yer head is gonna asplode.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/11/2008 01:39 PM

When did I become my mother and how the hell did it happen?

I ask this because I just heard myself telling my son, "Shut that door! Were you born in a barn?"

I'm scared. Someone hold me.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/11/2008 02:21 PM

How come I.P.A.s are so darn hopsy?

Pram 80,728 42
04/11/2008 11:01 PM

<action>holds Shell...








down.</action>

loofgal 0 5
04/13/2008 04:45 AM

When you close your eyes, can you actually see your brain?

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
04/13/2008 11:05 AM

When you close your eyes, can you actually see your brain?

No. Don't be stupid.

Its a tumor.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
04/13/2008 11:07 AM

It's not a tumah.

</obligatory>

Declan McManus as Jeremiah T. Frogge 131,887 36
04/13/2008 04:17 PM

tumor?


get formor, and have a sixpack!

Pram 80,728 42
04/13/2008 05:10 PM

How come rich kids are spraying graffiti in my neighborhood and I'm not beating them to death with a stale bag of Red Vines from work?

Pram 80,728 42
04/13/2008 05:17 PM

If balding men wear toupees to hide the fact that they're balding, what do men with hair wear to hide the fact that they're Emersons for making fun of balding men?

Declan McManus as Jeremiah T. Frogge 131,887 36
04/13/2008 06:08 PM

Big titted blondes.







Of either gender.

The banana Rambo 21 5
04/13/2008 06:32 PM

If a fat chick falls in the woods,
do the trees laugh?

Thud 68,506 19
04/13/2008 06:49 PM

If a fat chick falls in the woods,
do the trees laugh?

That would depend on whether she knocked them down or not.

Odd 1,728 6
04/13/2008 07:36 PM

Where can I download videos of monkeys riding on the backs of large dogs?

My guess would be Pram's home movie collection.

Odd 1,728 6
04/13/2008 07:37 PM

If you shoot a mime with a silenced gun does it make a sound?

Thud 68,506 19
04/13/2008 07:39 PM

Yes. It goes " ".

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/13/2008 09:50 PM

Where can I find a photo of an old woman vomiting?

Thud 68,506 19
04/13/2008 10:11 PM

Attend a Gablanta

Visit the geriatrics section of a hospital. Bring your camera and a picture of Paul Prudhomme naked.

foxybill42 623 6
04/14/2008 12:50 AM

Did Pram ever find Gumby?
Could he get me his Autograph?
And what about pokey.

The banana Rambo 21 5
04/14/2008 09:00 AM

who would win in a fist fight in a steel plant,
Macgyver or Chuck Norris?

DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 166,252 10
04/14/2008 03:29 PM

Why did men stop wearing hats?

Hats were cool.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/14/2008 03:31 PM

I'm wearing a hat RIGHT NOW

DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 166,252 10
04/14/2008 03:34 PM

It doesn't count if the ensemble also includes a hairnet and a nametag.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/14/2008 03:35 PM

I have never had either of those things in my possession.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/14/2008 03:37 PM

If balding men wear toupees to hide the fact that they're balding, what do men with hair wear to hide the fact that they're tushies for making fun of balding men?

this brings me to ask, is pram going bald?

let's all hope so. right now with that hair, he looks like he could be zack morris' gay brother

Gravymix 342 5
04/14/2008 03:40 PM

I'm wearing a hat RIGHT NOW

Propeller beanies never go out of style.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/14/2008 03:41 PM

Propeller beanies never go out of style.

If you think those are slick, you'd be so jealous of my umbrella hat.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/14/2008 03:44 PM

looks more like an asshat to me

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/14/2008 03:47 PM

Does this hat make my ass look fat?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/14/2008 03:51 PM

nah, not at all. i'd say your ass makes your hat look tiny, that's all.

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/14/2008 03:56 PM

Thanks for the friendly reassurance!

Thud 68,506 19
04/14/2008 06:32 PM

More questions to answer.

Did Pram ever find Gumby?

Frost if I know, ask him.

Could he get me his Autograph?

How many shoes are you willing to sacrifice. Send pictures of them to Pram, he may have specific preferences.

Thud 68,506 19
04/14/2008 06:34 PM

who would win in a fist fight in a steel plant,
Macgyver or Chuck Norris?

Chuck would win, because Macgyver is fictional.

But Macgyver would rig Chuck's truck to explode after the fight, so call it a draw.

Thud 68,506 19
04/14/2008 06:35 PM

Why did men stop wearing hats?

It was as result of the forgotten May Kay Cosmetics program to convince men that pigeon Shakespeare would help them regrow their hair.

Thud 68,506 19
04/14/2008 06:38 PM

this brings me to ask, is pram going bald?

You need to work on using then shift key, not worrying about Pram's hairline.

Who knows? Ask his beautician.

Thud 68,506 19
04/14/2008 06:41 PM

Does this hat make my ass look fat?

Stop wearing it on your ass and we'll let you know.

foxybill42 623 6
04/16/2008 04:42 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop thats covered in dirt?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/16/2008 08:41 AM

You need to work on using then shift key, not worrying about Pram's hairline.

you need to work on spelling "the".

you people crack me up with this shift key crap. i type various things all day long as part of my job, near flawlessly. i give 2 Shakespeares about proper grammar/spelling/punctuation. i just don't see the big deal.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/16/2008 10:09 AM

I was about to get all grammar Nazi on your ass, but then I realized it would be all for naught. Nobody is ever going to change how they type in forums just because someone else said so.

So, type however the hell you want, and we'll all just continue to think of you as functionally illiterate and lazy.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/16/2008 10:11 AM

if nothing else, i'll keep doing so to drive you bunch of winners that it actually irks crazy,

(comma in place of period just to Frost with you)

i think i may start doing that more often,

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/16/2008 10:14 AM

since you are taco and i am some piece of Shakespeare newb (or noob, noobie, whatever) you will get orbs coming out of your ass for that, even though it was a simple insult anyone could come up with?

if i typed that. i would get soccermommed,

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/16/2008 10:25 AM

So, type however the hell you want, and we'll all just continue to think of you as functionally illiterate and lazy.

This is why I orbed Taco. Not because she is Taco, but because I agree with her.

Chance 171,275 14
04/16/2008 10:29 AM

Why am I addicted to gab?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/16/2008 10:47 AM

When editing your profile, there's a part that asks 'Allow people to impersonate you?' We can't have exactly the same names.. So what does that mean?

Blaise, BIG, wanna help me out?

DWright 109 6
04/16/2008 10:50 AM

Why do conversations always end as soon as I post on them?

DWright 109 6
04/16/2008 10:51 AM

Hello?

Ravos el suave 63,472 21
04/16/2008 10:54 AM

if i typed that. i would get soccermommed,

You get what you expect.

Royal Blue Jeens 47,792 51
04/16/2008 10:57 AM

<action>looks up at DW and says "Don't worry... It's not just you..."</action>

Thud, my question:
Is the following the world's stupidest question?
"Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Declan McManus as Jeremiah T. Frogge 131,887 36
04/16/2008 12:06 PM

Jeeni:


Donald Trump.

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/16/2008 05:55 PM

Well, Your Majesty, wouldn't you rather be a billionaire than just a measly millionaire? They're rather common these days, you know.

"Millionaire" is like "starter home" in that respect.

Thud 68,506 19
04/16/2008 06:27 PM

Thud, my question:
Is the following the world's stupidest question?
"Who wants to be a millionaire?"

In South Korea they sneer at the idea of just being a millionaire.

Thud 68,506 19
04/16/2008 06:29 PM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop thats covered in dirt?

No idea. Are you volunteering to experiment until the answer is found?

Royal Blue Jeens 47,792 51
04/16/2008 06:38 PM

nooo... my question was "Is the following the world's stupidest question?"

damnit.

Thud 68,506 19
04/16/2008 06:51 PM

Sorry, I misread that. I doubt it's the world's stupidest question.

People should feel free to supply their guess at the world's stupidest question.

Here's mine: "Is Cheney really that evil?"

Pram 80,728 42
04/16/2008 07:00 PM

Where can I download videos of monkeys riding on the backs of large dogs?

My guess would be Pram's home movie collection.

Actually, I'm the one riding the backs of large dogs, the monkeys just hold the camera.

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
04/16/2008 08:27 PM

Does the Pope really not have any super powers? Cause that just seems absurd.

Thud 68,506 19
04/16/2008 08:34 PM

Does the Pope really not have any super powers?

That depends on who you ask. If you asked the Pope, just as an example, he'd probably say he does and then condemn your soul to purgatory for questioning his powers.

A rabbi would be likely to gibe you a different answer.

Thud 68,506 19
04/16/2008 08:34 PM

gibe = give

I wish.

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/16/2008 09:05 PM

<action>wonders if she should bowthought about becoming a nun before she discovered sex, says:</action>
Does the Pope really not have any super powers?

Here's how you tell:

1. Go to Vatican City for Easter Mass (be there very early so you can get as close as possible)
2. Feel the electricity in the air as the crowd waits for him to appear
3. Feel the surge of energy as he appears; everyone around you starts murmuring "Papa, Papa" in low voices
4. When he actually steps onto the balcony, you'll feel his super powers kick into full gear - you'll levitate!!

Actually, that last is a secondary power at best - it's actually the human sea around you that's lifting you as they strain forward. You're powerless against it. I actually passed out from the heat and didn't fall down, which was scary cool.

resartus 404 9
04/17/2008 12:43 AM

Who came up with rule 34?

resartus 404 9
04/17/2008 12:43 AM

Also why is Thud interested in whether zombies can be gay?

Thud 68,506 19
04/17/2008 12:47 AM

Who came up with rule 34?

The "Committee for Defining Rule 34", of course.

Thud 68,506 19
04/17/2008 12:48 AM

Also why is Thud interested in whether zombies can be gay?

It's a question my wife posed to me. Her pastor couldn't answer the question, so she brought it to me. I passed it on to Gab.

resartus 404 9
04/17/2008 12:55 AM

Why does Thud's wife want to know if zombies can be gay?

Thud 68,506 19
04/17/2008 01:06 AM

Why does Thud's wife want to know if zombies can be gay?

Thud says "Hang on a minute, I'll ask her."

Squiirly 53,270 54
04/17/2008 01:24 AM

Is a woman a Zombie or a Zombiette?

Squiirly 53,270 54
04/17/2008 01:25 AM

If shes dead and wants to eat brains of course...

Thud 68,506 19
04/17/2008 01:40 AM

Thud's wife said that her Bible study group was discussing the possibility of re-animating Liberace and wondered how he would act if they succeeded.

Thud 68,506 19
04/17/2008 01:42 AM

Is a woman a Zombie or a Zombiette?

Zombie. Especially my ex-wife, she was too big for anything with a diminutive ending to apply.

foxybill42 623 6
04/17/2008 05:11 PM

Lets see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop that has fallen in the dirt.
Lets find out.
One-Tahoo-Three (CRUNCH)
Three.

Pram 80,728 42
04/17/2008 06:24 PM

Does everyone really hate my music, or do they just do it because they're barbecued burrito dicks?

Thud 68,506 19
04/17/2008 06:32 PM

Does everyone really hate my music, or do they just do it because they're barbecued burrito dicks?

I'm thinking it's some of each on this answer. Plus the ones that are neither. And the ones that answered "No Preference".

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
04/18/2008 09:49 AM

So I guess that means Thud swings both ways.

foxybill42 623 6
04/18/2008 12:18 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck stroke if a woodchuck could stroke off?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
04/18/2008 12:20 PM

how much would a gabber suck to be told to go fuq off?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/18/2008 12:30 PM

How come door jamb tastes like Shakespeare on a sandwich?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/18/2008 12:31 PM

Am I the funniest gabber to ever Shakespeare behind two shoes?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/18/2008 12:33 PM

How come door jamb tastes like Shakespeare on a sandwich?

How else do you think Jerrod lost all that weight at Subway?

resartus 404 9
04/18/2008 12:39 PM

Thud, why was your wife's Bible study group discussing the possibility of reanimating Liberace? Also, why is it that your answers keep leading to more questions?

foxybill42 623 6
04/18/2008 03:19 PM

How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

Snappahed 943 8
04/18/2008 11:23 PM

How many times can I hit someone with a shovel before it's considered a crime?

resartus 404 9
04/18/2008 11:37 PM

I think the limit is once, unless it's in self-defense. Then you can hit them until they're no longer a threat.

resartus 404 9
04/19/2008 12:32 AM

Is "napalm sticks to kids" a motivational phrase?

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
04/19/2008 01:03 AM

When some guy says to you "my ass, your face" are they saying they want a rim job and are coming out of the closet at the same time?

Queenie Jeenie 47,792 51
04/19/2008 01:28 AM

How do I cure nighttime insomnia?

resartus 404 9
04/19/2008 01:32 AM

lots of alcohol
sleeping pills
a moderate concusion
temporary lack of oxygen
temporarily cutting off the flow of blood to your brain

any of the above should put you out.

resartus 404 9
04/19/2008 02:04 AM

Is it ever appropriate to say "Romper-bomper-stomper-boo"?

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
04/19/2008 03:47 PM

Is there a difference between a "boner" and a "woody"?

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
04/19/2008 03:51 PM

When exactly does a "cooch" become a "sloppy cooch"?

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
04/19/2008 04:32 PM

After you're done with it.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
04/19/2008 06:22 PM

If I was finished with it, it would be a "stretched cooch"

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/19/2008 06:32 PM

So stop putting your feet in places they don't belong.

foxybill42 623 6
04/20/2008 02:03 PM

Want some nose candy little girl?

Pram 80,728 42
04/20/2008 02:06 PM

Why do people insist on using an air purifier when it damages the lungs of anyone who breathes in the Shakespeare that it expells?

foxybill42 623 6
04/20/2008 02:11 PM

If you get a bloody nose or your gums are bleeding should I put a tourniquet on my neck?

foxybill42 623 6
04/20/2008 02:16 PM

Why doesn't McDonalds sell butt McNuggets?

Anh 11,158 14
04/20/2008 02:20 PM

No.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/20/2008 03:26 PM

Who's gonna get me a meatsleeve? (iPod video 80GB)

Pram 80,728 42
04/20/2008 05:04 PM

<action>Jon Lovitz as The Critic</action>The meat sleeve is made of pressed ham!

Pram 80,728 42
04/20/2008 05:07 PM

If I punched myself in the front of the head, would I be saving energy that would have been spent running around the world because I'm that fast?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/20/2008 05:45 PM

If you get a bloody nose or your gums are bleeding should I put a tourniquet on my neck?

I think you should do that just in case.

Thud 68,506 19
04/20/2008 07:10 PM

Here we go again.

How much wood could a woodchuck stroke if a woodchuck could stroke off?

Ask your mother Why should I give a Shakespeare?

Thud 68,506 19
04/20/2008 07:12 PM

how much would a gabber suck to be told to go fuq off?

I think you meant to say "How much would a Gabber need to suck in order to be told to Frost off?"

I think you kind of answered your own question.

Thud 68,506 19
04/20/2008 07:14 PM

How come door jamb tastes like Shakespeare on a sandwich?

Because you wipe your ass on it.

Am I the funniest gabber to ever Shakespeare behind two shoes?

If that makes you happy, sure, why not.

Thud 68,506 19
04/20/2008 07:16 PM

Thud, why was your wife's Bible study group discussing the possibility of reanimating Liberace? Also, why is it that your answers keep leading to more questions?

To answer your first question, it's a church secret. To answer your second question, it's because I planned it that way.

Thud 68,506 19
04/20/2008 07:52 PM

For the other questions I may have missed (or intentionally skipped), Pick an answer from those listed below:

Yes.
No.
42.
Drink heavily.
Ask again, reply hazy.
Who knows?
About two inches of width.

resartus 404 9
04/20/2008 11:39 PM

Thud, what church do you belong to?

Oh and why isn't Furby allowed in restricted areas?

resartus 404 9
04/20/2008 11:42 PM

Oh, and Trixie the answer is yes.

Thud 68,506 19
04/21/2008 12:17 AM

Thud, what church do you belong to?

Why do you ask? It was my wife's church involved, not mine. Not that I'd tell you regardless of which one was involved.

Oh and why isn't Furby allowed in restricted areas?

Because Furbys are tools of the Dark Lord. Duh.

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
04/21/2008 09:37 AM

Thud, what church do you belong to?

If he is embarassed to say, she must be a scientologist.

resartus 404 9
04/22/2008 12:09 AM

Which Dark Lord?

Thud 68,506 19
04/22/2008 12:29 AM

Which Dark Lord?

Cheney. Or the Pope.

I get them mixed up.

Thud 68,506 19
04/22/2008 12:33 AM

If he is embarassed to say, she must be a scientologist.

Church, not cult compound. So a big fat no to $cientology.

resartus 404 9
04/22/2008 12:39 AM

You have to be talking about the Pope. Cause Cheney is cool. He shot a lawyer in the face. KILL THE LAWYERS!

Thud 68,506 19
04/22/2008 12:42 AM

Cheney is lame. He shot a lawyer in the face and didn't even kill him.

What a Frosttard.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/22/2008 12:44 AM

You have to be talking about the Pope. Cause Cheney is cool. He shot a lawyer in the face. KILL THE LAWYERS!

Eeeh, yeah, about that, I like BIG way better than you, so yeah. That's not really going to work out.