Phuc 237,919 21
04/10/2008 06:19 AM

I'd buy that for a doller!

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/10/2008 07:28 AM

I like your hair. It's shiny.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
04/10/2008 08:29 AM

Your bacon looks tasty.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/10/2008 08:58 AM

Daggy's bacon dreams.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,361 98
04/10/2008 09:10 AM

I would try this, but no one I know would drink it.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/10/2008 09:47 AM

Actually, I think a bacon placemat would be the perfect thing for my meat cake.

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/10/2008 10:51 AM

I can't believe Martha Stewart hasn't done this on her show yet.

Chit 178,781 15
04/10/2008 11:00 AM

Mmmm....I kinda want a bacon sportcoat now.


Or at least some boxers.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
04/10/2008 11:04 AM

jeeni is a true American hero.

foxybill42 623 6
04/10/2008 11:19 AM

IT"S BACON!
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon BACON
Now I need some pancakes and syrup.
YUMMY

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,361 98
04/10/2008 11:34 AM

Bacon Bikini??

SHP - my tagline is funnier than it looks. 181,795 70
04/10/2008 11:49 AM

Ooh! I'm moving into a new house soon. I could really use some bacon window dressing. You know, cause meatcurtains are so yesteray.

Neophyte 9,956 11
04/10/2008 12:02 PM

Get a load of this.

foxybill42 623 6
04/10/2008 12:03 PM

Bacon dreams and pancake wishes.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
04/10/2008 12:04 PM

I tried one of those Spicy Baconator's from Wendy's the other day- not as much bacon as I would have hoped.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/10/2008 12:22 PM

Mmmmm.... bacon dressing...

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/10/2008 01:11 PM

Mmmmm... a bacon dress...

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/10/2008 02:09 PM

TTJ: Love it! Anything that involves alcohol and bacon is right by me!

Chit: Ooo. Sexy bacon boxers to cover the sausage... Nice.

Neophite: Really Love it! I'd wear it.

KChiki: Love it! Definitely wouldn't wear it though... Did you see the bacon bra another gabber referenced? (I'd link to the thread where someone else suggested it, but couldn't find it quickly.)

SHP: Meat curtains. Nice. Almost missed your double meaning there. So does "moving into a new house" mean you're hooking up with a new girlfriend/wife? Congrats?

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/10/2008 02:17 PM

Neophite's link reminded me of this. I wouldn't wear this, but I think it's pretty groovy.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/10/2008 02:37 PM

If SHP is moving in with a new girlfriend/wife, she's been hiding something from us. And she's not supplying enough pictures.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 02:43 PM

Bacon.

You wanna see my SHP? 181,795 70
04/10/2008 03:09 PM

SHP: Meat curtains. Nice. Almost missed your double meaning there. So does "moving into a new house" mean you're hooking up with a new girlfriend/wife? Congrats?

Actually, sort of. My boyfriend and I have smoked enough crack to think it's a good idea decided to move in together. Combined, we will have 6 kids.

We won't have bacon in the house anymore, I'll just cook a whole pig every morning.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 03:18 PM

Pork belly.

Thud 68,506 19
04/10/2008 03:32 PM

Sizzlean

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/10/2008 04:00 PM

<action>pulls her foot from her mouth.</action>SHP, sorry. Not knowing you, and being the ass that I am I ass-u-me-d you were a guy. Doh! My mistake. The photo album can be so helpful for determining sexes, when it's not blatantly obvious, since even chicks say SUYT here. Best wishes for you and your boyfriend! Wow, 6 kids, you'll be like the Brady Bunch. Will you have a housekeeper?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
04/10/2008 04:06 PM

When I read your posts, jeeni, I imagine it like you're speaking a hundred miles an hour like you just had 10 cups of coffee

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/10/2008 04:46 PM

I      think      speak      fairly      slowly      in      person             .

You wanna see my SHP? 181,795 70
04/10/2008 05:54 PM

When I read your posts, jeeni,

Well, there's the problem right there.

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/10/2008 10:17 PM

<action>wipes her brow in relief, knowing that SHP didn't read a word she wrote.</action>Phew!

foxybill42 623 6
04/11/2008 02:36 AM

What about bacon condoms?
use them up
cook them up
eat them up yum

You can't expect to know everybody Brock. 58,948 29
04/11/2008 01:44 PM

You are disgusting and I want you.

Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
04/12/2008 05:02 PM

Every mans' fantasy?

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/12/2008 05:51 PM

I don't have a source for bacon clothing, but you can get a bacon wallet, a bacon lunch box, bacon bandages, bacon gift wrap, a bacon wristband, and various other bacon- and meat-related products right here.

Happy shopping! :)

Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/12/2008 07:57 PM

Thanks TracyMcC I'd buy the bandages if I didn't already use real bacon to protect my wounds as they heal.




Oh Shakespeare. There is a free toy inside! Very tempting.

Chit 178,781 15
04/13/2008 12:34 AM

I don't have a source for bacon clothing, but you can get a bacon wallet, a bacon lunch box, bacon bandages, bacon gift wrap, a bacon wristband, and various other bacon- and meat-related products right here.


I went looking for a bacon condom, but then I realized that that's just a pig.