Flaming Bag of Shemp! 16,257 9
04/12/2008 02:34 AM

I dont know what funnier, the kid almost dieing or the mother laughing her ass off the whole time, unaware that her "little" baby was about to go splat.

A winnar is Undies! 72,702 15
04/12/2008 03:14 AM

That was Frost-ing horrible.


Yeah, I laughed.

You can't expect to know everybody Brock. 48,816 13
04/12/2008 03:53 AM

That was horrible and I didn't laugh.

bluzesinger 650 4
04/12/2008 04:54 AM

There was a kid?!??!?!Sorry got distracted by the sweater puppies....

TracyMcC 1,119 3
04/12/2008 05:49 AM

This was horrifyingly, mesmerizingly funny, but only because the kid survived the experience.
It reminds me of something that happened to me when I was 11. My whole family was visiting my grandparents in Orlando for Christmas and we spent one day at Sea World. They had a roller coaster that went around two loops; I think it was called the Hurricane. It had single-file seats, and my father, uncles, cousins and I got on.

We started to go down the first big drop and I realized that my safety bar was looser than it should be, but I didn't think much of it until we started to go up the first loop. I felt it dropping open and I screamed. My uncle was sitting behind me, and he had great reflexes - he figured out what was happening and reached around to grab me. He hung on through the whole ride, and when we finally stopped he really laid into the guy who was supposed to have checked the bar before the ride started. Sea World is lucky my family didn't own them that day.

What's really funny about the whole thing is that my uncle had no clue he was feeling me up the whole time.

Whistler P. McManus 140,793 20
04/12/2008 07:53 AM

You had something to feel at 11?









Awesome!

Neophyte 9,610 7
04/12/2008 09:38 AM

That woman is a Carroll!

Neophyte 9,610 7
04/12/2008 09:39 AM

...and that lady with the kid isn't very nice either.

Odd 1,711 4
04/12/2008 05:44 PM

Thank you Prozac, for making me feel happy about inappropriate things

Shell Belle 30,735 7
04/12/2008 08:43 PM

Ah, he wasn't going anywhere. That bottom strap was safely lodged in between his many rolls o' fat.

Now that kid will have a ridiculous lifelong excuse to stay fat. "Lose weight? No way. I could fall off a roller coaster."

Pram 52,832 9
04/12/2008 10:20 PM

...And that's how you lynch a fat kid!

In other news, Captain Whineypants was spotted playing paintball. So to speak.

foxybill42 615 4
04/13/2008 12:32 AM

When he grows up he will be just another girly man.

Odd 1,711 4
04/13/2008 12:35 AM

Well he already has the tits for it!

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,119 3
04/13/2008 01:34 AM

Yes, Whistler, I was the mutant 6th grader who wore a C-cup. It was a pain in every sense of the word at that age.

By the time I was 16, though, I could get into clubs without being carded because the bouncers never looked up far enough to see the baby face perched above the stripper-worthy boobs, so profit!

Odd 1,711 4
04/13/2008 01:37 AM

STRIPPER worthy boobs?

Care to show us?

Jeenetic Mutation 10,957 10
04/13/2008 04:31 AM

My breast best friend had huge knockers (DD) in 8th grade. She was a beanpole with huge breasts. Boys would make fun of her. (?!?)

To try and ease her back pain, she would hold her forearm under them and prop her shelf on her arm when she walked.

She had them reduced.

Jeenetic Mutation 10,957 10
04/13/2008 04:39 AM

She'd prop 'em like this.

In breast reduction surgery they take your Frost-ing nipples off! ouch, ouch, ouch!

*Not just for the ladies.

Two weeks of Phla 102,619 12
04/13/2008 04:41 AM

STOP! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME LOOK AT THESE HORRIBLE THINGS?!

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,119 3
04/13/2008 05:25 AM

When I walked through the halls in junior high the boys would sing "watch her wiggle, see her jiggle" to the tune of the old Jell-o jingle. I really hated boys my age.

Odd 1,711 4
04/13/2008 06:20 AM

I would have offered some support, not stupid and lame jokes

Jeenetic Mutation 10,957 10
04/13/2008 06:56 AM

to the tune of the old Jell-o jingle
TracyMcC, are you my best friend growing up?!

Jeenetic Mutation 10,957 10
04/13/2008 07:05 AM

because... um...


Sorry to talk about you to internet strangers...

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,119 3
04/13/2008 06:58 PM

<action>squints to see better</action>Jessie, is that you??

The One, The Only; The High Priestess 48,816 13
04/15/2008 05:53 AM

Yea, I'm gonna need one of those breast reductions someday if I take after my mother at all. Which I do.

Aphrodite 2,257 11
04/15/2008 08:21 AM

You can just pass some of that action my way. I didn't make it out of an AA cup till I gained 40lbs after college.

Thud 52,974 10
04/15/2008 08:25 AM

All sizes have their attractions and admirers.

Both of you are welcome to post or send pictures.

Odd 1,711 4
04/15/2008 05:01 PM

Look I know the stress on the back is painful, but breasts reduction surgery is like slapping god in the face and following it up with a swift kick to his balls.

We shall hold a memorial service for any woman who reduces the size of her fun balloons.

Ravos el suave 33,527 9
04/15/2008 07:07 PM

"But Officer, she used to have sweater puppies the size of my head!"

drunkenfart 4,812 4
04/15/2008 08:17 PM

he talks like sylvester the putty tat.


"aaah helpppp! thith ith dethpickable! thufferin' thuccotash! " **fart**

Chance 168,036 11
04/15/2008 08:21 PM

WHO YOU CALLING TUBBY?

Mung Champ 22,286 16
04/15/2008 08:23 PM

That all depends. Wanna go for a ride?