Personals
A comedy conversation
by Pram 80,728 42 04/13/2008 05:29 PM 594 views
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I answered one of those today. The girl's profile went something like, "Why you should get to know me: "I am brave, except when it comes to spiders" I wrote, "Hello, I am a giant spider.
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Hilarious
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Jeenetic Mutation 47,792 51
04/13/2008 05:36 PM
That's awesome!
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Pram 80,728 42
04/13/2008 05:58 PM
Thanks, guys! I couldn't have done it without you I did it without you.
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Bad Donkey 77,546 17
04/13/2008 06:32 PM
If you nail her, make sure you give her a donkey punch. Tell her it's from GAB.
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Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/13/2008 06:50 PM
Donk, if you leave now, we can lock the door and burn the whole house down...
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Amusing
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Odd 1,728 6
04/13/2008 07:31 PM
Pram, are you a barking spider?
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Pram 80,728 42
04/14/2008 09:31 AM
Yep. I play fetch and chew shoes, too. When I'm not biting you in the ass. That's IT! That's why I hump shoes and scale skyscrapers! I'm a spider-dog!! My name... Is Peter Barker.
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Bankey 70,843 10
04/14/2008 09:37 AM
Spiderdog, spiderdog, does whatever a spiderdog does...
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Bonky 75,733 15
04/14/2008 10:29 AM
You know, chicks dig mean guys. She's totally yours now!
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Pram 80,728 42
04/14/2008 12:29 PM
I'm not really mean. Shhhhhhh... Aw Frost, I just told the world.
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Chance 171,275 14
04/14/2008 12:44 PM
Prams not mean, hes just misunderstood. HI PRAM!
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A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/14/2008 12:52 PM
This was the last thread I read last night before going to bed, and I had a nightmare almost instantly. The giant mutated spider with a baby doll head says Hi Pram!
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Chance 171,275 14
04/14/2008 12:54 PM
Were you watching Toy Story also?
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Tweak 18,881 12
04/14/2008 12:55 PM
I almost died this morning. It was quite full-on. I was almost killed by my own fear because I hopped into the shower at this place I'm staying and there was a spider there. I know it's pathetic, I'd like to say it was huge but it was tiny. Anyway I fell out of the shower backwards and my head missed the towel rail by the tiniest of margins. And it got me thinking about fear and how I used to fear the dark and monsters and Jesus and robbers, and I don't fear much these days but I am horribly arachnophobic and, pathetic though it seems I'm still totally frightened of the dentist. Which is another thing I had to do recently. A couple of weeks ago I went to the dentist, and it was full-on actually because I turned up and the old guy who I'd had for years, had retired, and sold his practise to a spider. - Tim Minchin ... It's far funnier when you hear him say it.
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Tweak 18,881 12
04/14/2008 12:59 PM
The giant mutated spider with a baby doll head says Hi Pram! How did it know his name?
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Gravymix 342 5
04/14/2008 01:00 PM
I don't think he posts here.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/14/2008 01:54 PM
I don't think Pram is mean. He's definitely slightly above average.
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Pram 80,728 42
04/14/2008 02:10 PM
<action>hands Dogs a Snickers bar</action> You've earned it.
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Chuckleworthy
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/14/2008 02:11 PM
All right. Significantly above average.
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Pram 80,728 42
04/14/2008 02:15 PM
<action>got this question wrong in Ghostubsters trivia 101, too</action>Ah damn it, that was supposed to be a Nestle Crunch bar.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/14/2008 02:22 PM
Brilliant. I think an emailing spider might have put the fear of Pram in her. Better make sure when you meet up you spit some poison on her and wrap her in silk. Thats a surefire way to steal her shoes.
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A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/14/2008 02:37 PM
Were you watching Toy Story also? No Chance. It had big hairy legs and a broad chest. Now that I think about it, I think it was Declan
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A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/14/2008 02:37 PM
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Chance 171,275 14
04/14/2008 02:39 PM
Your period was late.
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Pram 80,728 42
04/14/2008 02:43 PM
Undies is pregnant?
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Side-splitting
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/14/2008 06:59 PM
Pram got this question wrong in Ghostubsters trivia 101, too Ghost tubsters, eh? We ain't afraid of no poop!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/14/2008 07:00 PM
Not safe for ghosts.
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Pram 80,728 42
04/14/2008 07:02 PM
Frost-ing awesome, dude!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/14/2008 07:05 PM
Yes, my pixel-manipulating skillz are world-famous in Westchester county.
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