KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,366 98
04/15/2008 08:36 PM

"I pity the foo' who ain't clean enough!"

The One, The Only; The High Priestess 58,948 29
04/15/2008 08:38 PM

It had to be done.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/15/2008 08:41 PM

I pity the poop.

The One, The Only; The High Priestess 58,948 29
04/15/2008 08:41 PM

I never leave home without it.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/15/2008 08:44 PM

"Check out this bone"

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 08:45 PM

How about a Moosquito sweatshirt?

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 08:46 PM

For when nature's not enough.

The One, The Only; The High Priestess 58,948 29
04/15/2008 08:47 PM

They still sell these? Better yet, people buy them?

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 08:48 PM

This is just plain frightening: an I Beat Anorexia shirt in **TODDLER** size.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/15/2008 08:48 PM

Gotta go with the deluxe model, the regular ass cleaner is worth Shakespeare.

manhole 21,656 29
04/15/2008 08:51 PM

Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.4 x 0.3 inches.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/15/2008 08:52 PM

For when one just isnt enough.

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 08:55 PM

FSM = WTF??

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 08:56 PM

This challenge is warped but fun - thanks, Kchiki!

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
04/15/2008 08:58 PM

First we eat thier legs, breast, and theighs. Then we move to wings, fingers, and gizzards. Now we eat thier balls!

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 09:07 PM

For when you've exhausted the original...

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
04/15/2008 09:10 PM

FSM = WTF??

Flying Spaghetti Monster. You're quite obviously not a Pastafarian.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/15/2008 09:14 PM

I am totally bookmarking this thread for my secret santa victim later this year.

TracyBunny, Cuddly Bringer of **DOOM** 1,124 6
04/15/2008 09:15 PM

Here's the perfect thing to take on your Vegas honeymoon.

Squiirly 53,270 54
04/15/2008 10:20 PM

Notice the recomended <a href='age.'>http://www.amazon.com/Spiderman-Super-Deluxe-Costume-Mens/dp/B000UCHZ9C/ref=sr_1_59?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1208312463&sr=1-59</a> age.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/15/2008 11:08 PM

You know, squirrely, if you used Firefox, you'd have a preview button.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/15/2008 11:11 PM

And weird is weird, but at least be consistent:

# 2.50" x 9" replacement cylinder for use with Dr. Joel Kaplan's penis enlarger pump kit

# Cylinders are one solid injection molded seamless piece so they will never crack


If they won't crack, why do you need to buy a replacement one?

Squiirly 53,270 54
04/15/2008 11:11 PM

I have a preview button I'm to dumm to figur how to change the link to a wurd.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/15/2008 11:13 PM

This is Weird.

Two weeks of Phla 131,068 34
04/15/2008 11:28 PM

No no no no way, I'm not clicking on that wierd Shakespeare and then they have all that on my record and then all my recommendations are going to get all tainted and screweded up.

Royal Blue Jeens 47,792 51
04/15/2008 11:34 PM

God Damnit. You guys are completely Frost-ing with my "recommended items" list!

Royal Blue Jeens 47,792 51
04/15/2008 11:37 PM

Damn you Phla for saying the same thing, but first.

Thud 68,506 19
04/15/2008 11:44 PM

If you want the effect this gives you just drink until you pass out face down in the Merlot.

Thud 68,506 19
04/15/2008 11:47 PM

Oof. Check out the "yellow-multi".

Shoes even Pram might not love.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
04/15/2008 11:52 PM

I saw this on Collegehumor a few months ago. It's a bookholder designed to be put on a car steering wheel.

Royal Blue Jeens 47,792 51
04/16/2008 02:51 AM

Makes giving the finger more effective.

TracyMcC 1,124 6
04/16/2008 06:48 AM

This is Weird.

Dogs, your entry is funny mainly because of the subtext - "Buy it new for $11.97 (or, if you're too poor to buy this amazing product at such a high price, pay a whole $1.48 less to buy it used)!

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
04/16/2008 07:13 AM

So I guess Weird Al's like a Honda.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/16/2008 11:04 PM

My experience has been that Weird Als like a chick that will spank them.

YeOleSmurf 299 6
04/30/2008 09:27 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Build-This-Bong-Instructions-Diagrams/dp/0811855821/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1209605582&sr=8-1

YeOleSmurf 299 6
04/30/2008 09:28 PM

oh, and this:
http://www.amazon.com/sphincter-injury-lasting-impact-Gynecology/dp/B000E8U1UM/ref=pd_bbs_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1209605655&sr=1-3

Mung Champ 35,891 35
04/30/2008 09:42 PM

the only way to unwind after a long day at the office.

Jeeriatric Nurse 47,792 51
05/01/2008 11:18 PM

For the guys. A way to keep your jewels clean. Don't forget to buy two!

...Oh damn, a bra ball. Thought it was a ball bra.



Boobies on Amazon.

bitchy 4 5
05/04/2008 11:07 PM

Mung, I would actually buy that book, nothing like a good butt massage!

creative username 0 5
05/05/2008 11:25 PM

Never leave home without it!

Trucker 0 5
05/06/2008 12:45 AM

Searching for "fart in a jar" brings up this Dutch book with an excruciatingly large auction title.

resartus 404 9
05/06/2008 01:10 AM

<action>responds to thread title</action>Really weird. Really, really weird.