Dianada 57,835 109
04/30/2008 06:09 PM

<action>points at herself</action>
Stimulate THIS.

Dianada 57,835 109
04/30/2008 06:11 PM

No? Ok then, see ya later.

A winnar is Undies! 101,398 77
04/30/2008 06:17 PM

When I get mine I'm paying for a lawyer AND my electric bill. Fun fun fun.

If you chose goat pron, please share, so the rest of us can be stimulated too. Or, well, Al can, at least.

Bad Donkey 77,546 17
04/30/2008 06:18 PM

<action> rubs Ditdah's clitoris vigorously</action>

Yes, yes you have.

Thud 68,506 19
04/30/2008 06:23 PM

Use the full amount to but gasoline. Drive to California.

I'll buy you dinner when you get here.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
04/30/2008 06:23 PM

Economic stimulus 'check'?

Do you all get one? How much?

Chit 178,781 15
04/30/2008 06:45 PM

"I've been stimulated!"

by Bush





Good Lesbian!!

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/30/2008 07:29 PM

Woah.

I left to answer the phone, and came back to a very interesting thread.

Except that Chit made me puke.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/30/2008 07:31 PM

Economic stimulus 'check'?

Do you all get one? How much?

Basically. People who make a Shakespeareload of money don't, nor people who don't pay taxes.

Most adults get $600, and an additional $300 per dependent.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/30/2008 07:32 PM

Use the full amount to but gasoline. Drive to California.

But how do I get home?

Thud 68,506 19
04/30/2008 07:38 PM

But how do I get home?

It's California. Most people just stay and hang out on the street corner. Or in the Home Depot parking lot.

Pram 80,728 42
04/30/2008 08:16 PM

what would you all suggest I do with it to stimulate the economy?

Giant vibrator.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/30/2008 08:21 PM

Gubbmint

I've never tried that flavor.

Obese 3,430 7
04/30/2008 08:23 PM

Taste's like ass really.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
04/30/2008 08:29 PM

<action>coughs</action>I don't like it either. Oh, wait, that was just a random apostrophe stuck in my throat.

TracyBunny 1,124 6
04/30/2008 09:15 PM

Hire a big guy in a suit with dark sunglasses to follow you around and keep people from invading your personal space. You'll stimulate the economy and make yourself much more interesting to your nosy fellow humans in the process.

Thud 68,506 19
04/30/2008 09:21 PM

Hire a big guy in a suit with dark sunglasses to follow you around and keep people from invading your personal space.

If you're hiring I'll send my resume.

Pram 80,728 42
04/30/2008 11:16 PM

I've never tried that flavor.

It tastes like The Man.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/01/2008 05:27 AM

So it's just free money to get you to spend and save the economy. Sweeeet.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/01/2008 08:49 AM

It's not free money. It's an income tax rebate. You had to have filed an income tax return to get one.

If you were unemployed or tax exempt (as most full-time students are) last year, you don't get one. Also, if you make a good amount of money, you don't get one.

So most people who get one will be using it to pay down their credit cards or catch up on mortgage/rent or utility bills.

I don't think it's going to revitalize the U.S. economy, but I don't think it's going to buy any votes for Republicans, either.

Mount Beaver 558 5
05/01/2008 09:31 AM

I disagree Whistler. I think most people WILL use it to pay down their credit cards, but come Christmas time, everyone will go out and rack their debt back up to where it was or higher because they feel richer. The economy will get a boost...just not immediately. So I plan to spend mine on Christmas porn.

Bean 8,602 19
05/01/2008 09:38 AM

<action> grumbles incoherently</action>

Oh SUUUUURE. The ONE year I don't get my tax refund direct deposited is the ONE year they have this economic stimulus package. So NOW I have to WAIT until JULY for my friggin check to arrive in the damn MAIL.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/01/2008 09:55 AM

You guys aren't doing this right.

Ideas for Ditdah (and others) to spend money = comedy potential

Arguing about the rebate and government = no comedy.
And boring. And pointless. (We all know government sucks.)

Mount Beaver 558 5
05/01/2008 10:00 AM

Hey Ditdah, I've got this Mrs. Clause outfit for you...

Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 98,019 37
05/01/2008 10:03 AM

Con somebody out of their rebate and you're good to go.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/01/2008 10:04 AM

I'm willing to kick in $20 if we're gonna make some lesbian porn videotapes.

Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
05/01/2008 10:17 AM

Frost that must be a lot of money. Don't you guys need, like, a healthcare system or something?

Hairybagel 386 5
05/01/2008 10:22 AM

Health care? Sorry I can't hear you right now, over the sound of me scratching off $600 worth of lottery tickets

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/01/2008 10:42 AM

one thing is for sure, we can expect a sharp increase in the amount of cars that have stereos and wheels that are worth more than the car itself.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/01/2008 10:49 AM

and the prophecy also states that there shall be herds of "urban" females walking around with Prada purses, which have nothing but a link card and cocoa butter in them.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
05/01/2008 11:43 AM

Hookers and blow?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/01/2008 11:46 AM

not my words:

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to Exxon,
if we purchase a computer it will all go to India,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Chile,
and Guatamala,
if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan or Germany,
if we purchase useless crap it will all go to China or the Phillipines.

and none of it will help the American economy!

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to patronize prostitutes, buy beer, and visit Indian casinos, since those are apparently the only businesses still profitable in the US .

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
05/01/2008 11:47 AM

Everyone is going to get spinners.

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
05/01/2008 11:49 AM

buy beer

But none of that foreign Shakespeare, you gotta stick to your american piss water!

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
05/01/2008 11:51 AM

We don't get a check since we didn't have to pay anything last year. The kicker is that now I have a rugrat and would otherwise get that extra cash!

h8 h8 h8 h8 h8

Hairybagel 386 5
05/01/2008 11:54 AM

$600

that's a lot of Wendy's dollar menu

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/01/2008 11:55 AM

You mean you didn't file a tax return? Or you didn't owe anything? Because I got a refund both last year and this year (2006 and 2007 filings) and I still got a stimulus payment.

Or are you just volunteering at Old Navy, and don't get a paycheck?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/01/2008 12:05 PM

I get a check even though I have no income, since I file jointly with my husband.

Wheee! It sure is fun riding his coattails.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/01/2008 12:05 PM

old navy employees don't get paid money. they get rationed rice and powdered milk.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/01/2008 12:38 PM

600 tacos for 600 dollars.

Filly 39,193 20
05/01/2008 12:47 PM

When are the checks supposed to be out? I'm supposed to get one, and I am not patient.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/01/2008 12:50 PM

go to jack in the box phuc, you can get 1200 there! (a little more than $600 if you include tax)

What if and why not and who's to say? 101,398 77
05/01/2008 01:08 PM

For Filly.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/01/2008 01:10 PM

When are the checks supposed to be out? I'm supposed to get one, and I am not patient.

The information is available on the IRS website

Send me your social security number, and I'll find out for you!

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/01/2008 01:12 PM

For Undies.

Filly 39,193 20
05/01/2008 01:16 PM

Thanks to the both of you, and damn my SS number!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/01/2008 03:43 PM

Ditdah, you should buy a digital camcorder. Consider it an investment. Sell homemade lesbian porn over the internets and watch the money roll in!

That's stimulating economic stimulus.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/02/2008 11:43 AM

stimulating the clitoris can stimulate the economy!

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/02/2008 01:50 PM

If you are not satisfied with the amount of your stimulus payment, you can always try to get a little extra.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
05/02/2008 02:02 PM

Buy $600 worth of crack. Cut the crack with draino and embalming fluid and sell back on the streets to double your money. This way you solve the nations drug problem and profit.

Then you can use that money to buy yourself some quality blow and host the next GabCon in the city of your choosing.

I''ll bring the cake!

dinesh 24,862 16
05/02/2008 02:11 PM

I'm not sure how I would spend the last $360.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
05/02/2008 02:35 PM

Guns. What could be more American.

Chinese made ones.

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/02/2008 02:47 PM

Ditdah, Ditdah, Ditdah.


I am surprised at you.


Booze. And lots of it.


Kids these days!

Bad Donkey 77,546 17
05/02/2008 07:55 PM

I've been stimulated too. I got my bonus check today.

Mount Beaver 558 5
05/08/2008 09:00 AM

I finally got my stimulus check today!! Now I can read this thread without being resentful.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/08/2008 09:12 AM

<action>checks his petroleum stocks</action>You should all go for a drive to celebrate!

Red Wolf 33 5
05/08/2008 09:18 AM

What I will do with my $$$ to stim the economy:

I thought maybe I'd add to my collection of whips & spurs. That ought to stimulate someone.

SHP, plain and tall 181,795 70
05/08/2008 09:54 AM

When I get mine, I'm going to buy a new "handheld massager." It really brings the whole "stimulation" concept full circle.