Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
05/05/2008 01:43 AM

So the note from the Gyno says it's time for a mammogram.

Jesus Christ. I've turned into my mother. A Frost-ing mammogram.

I'm too young for this!

Therefore, I have decided to ditch the traditional mammogram and just press my boobs between two copies of Prank the Monkey and hope for the best.

Or I could go for one of you studs or studettes to give me a thorough breast exam...

resartus 404 9
05/05/2008 01:45 AM

You don't like the number 40, huh? So if someone were to just post the number 40 a whole lot you'd get upset since you don't like the number 40? Is that right? You don't like the number 40 and would probably be upset if someone just posted the number 40 a whole lot?

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
05/05/2008 01:49 AM

Do I know you dear?




I think Uncle Skippy is calling for you. You'd better head on home now.

Denim Jeen 47,792 51
05/05/2008 02:02 AM

<action>holds a funeral for Joo Girl's boobies</action>My condolences, Joo Girl.

Anh 11,158 14
05/05/2008 02:07 AM

You should change your name to Joo Wmmmn.

Chit 178,781 15
05/05/2008 02:16 AM

You are lucky as hell that you have tits.


When I turned 40, I got a greasy finger up my ass.

Chit 178,781 15
05/05/2008 02:18 AM

And that was while I was still at the party.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/05/2008 02:36 AM

Age ain't nothin but a number...


Come To Pubah!

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/05/2008 03:32 AM

At least the other gals in the waiting room won't look at you weird. When I had that lump a while back, it was quite something.


Plus, you've been through worse. Grow a pair already, CS.

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
05/05/2008 06:27 AM

Joo Girl's boobs in case you missed them on the boob page when they were up.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
05/05/2008 06:28 AM

When I turned 40, I got a greasy finger up my ass.

I got that a couple of weeks ago after my car accident. I can't remember exactly how the doc warned me he was going to do this, but I know that my mind was suddenly flooded with two million witty comebacks that I was going to yell to make him reconsider. By the time I got one out of my mouth it was too late and all I did was mutter something completely unintelligible in an octave I had no idea I could hit.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/05/2008 06:34 AM

I hate you, Chickens.



And CS, 40 is good. In fact, so far my 40's have been the best years of my life.

You know, except for the whole body falling apart thing.

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
05/05/2008 08:13 AM

It only gets saggier from here.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
05/05/2008 10:13 AM

Dear Chickens,

I can't believe you kept that picture of Ollie's tits.

You are sick.

Love,
me

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
05/05/2008 10:18 AM

I've got Demo's too.

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/05/2008 12:49 PM

Joo Girl's boobs in case you missed them on the boob page when they were up.

Chickens, you just made me vomit up my lunch of a ham sandwich, doritos and a coke. Which by the way makes a lovely color laying on my desk.

TracyBunny 1,124 6
05/05/2008 06:41 PM

When I turned 40, I got a greasy finger up my ass.

That, alas, is not reserved just for men. When we gals are a few years past 40 we start to get that treatment, too.

See, you still have things to look forward to! Keep a positive attitude! Besides, how often do you have a body part shaped like what was probably your favourite childhood breakfast treat?

Thud 68,506 19
05/05/2008 06:44 PM

See, you still have things to look forward to! Keep a positive attitude! Besides, how often do you have a body part shaped like what was probably your favourite childhood breakfast treat?

Bacon shaped tits?

foxybill42 623 6
05/05/2008 11:29 PM

Waffle boob's and corn flake nipple's?

Pram 80,728 42
05/05/2008 11:35 PM

When I turned 40, I got a greasy finger up my ass.

When I turned 30, the greasy finger wouldn't fit because of all my hemhorroids. I got an assarean section instead. (not to be confused with "Assyrian", which is some Greek Shakespeare.)

Pram 80,728 42
05/05/2008 11:37 PM

<action>Frost, you would think that after all these years of having them, I would know how to spell the damn word</action>

hemorrhoids.

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
05/06/2008 08:17 AM

That, alas, is not reserved just for men. When we gals are a few years past 40 we start to get that treatment, too.

Since when do they need to check women for prostate cancer?

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/06/2008 03:13 PM

Since when do they need to check women for prostate cancer?

Only if your name is Rosie or Hillary.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
05/06/2008 03:19 PM

Since when do they need to check women for prostate cancer?

Only if your name is Rosie or Hillary.

Frost!

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
05/06/2008 03:44 PM

I just laughed my ass off!

TracyBunny 1,124 6
05/06/2008 08:33 PM

I just laughed my ass off!

Good for you, you saved yourself that extra bit of humiliation!

Uh, wait, no - sorry. Keep laughing, though, it's good for you.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/07/2008 01:06 AM

Cry it back on JG

Pubah like a well shaped ass