Mung Champ 35,891 35
05/05/2008 06:23 PM

I'd totally hit the one on the left. The one on the right would have to hold the video camera.

Odd 1,728 6
05/05/2008 06:26 PM

I am just think of how nice it would feel to get a blow job and have someone tounging the boys....ahh...it's like a weird anime come to life.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/05/2008 06:26 PM

HEY! Don't make fun, that's my sisters!

Odd 1,728 6
05/05/2008 06:32 PM

Double your pleasure, Double the fun.......

Chit 178,781 15
05/05/2008 06:38 PM

It would be awesome if one of them could blow you while the other one handles all the breathing, but something tells me it doesn't work like that.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
05/05/2008 06:39 PM

So If you were to have sex with them, would they both orgasm or just one?

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/05/2008 06:42 PM

Oh great, like it's not hard enough pleasing a ONE headed woman. Now this Shakespeare.

resartus 404 9
05/05/2008 06:45 PM

Just imagine if that was your mom(s). That would be weird.

I'm cracking myself up just thinking about that.

resartus 404 9
05/05/2008 06:46 PM

Also that would make marriage complicated. At least this way.

Thud 68,506 19
05/05/2008 06:48 PM

So If you were to have sex with them, would they both orgasm or just one?

In your case the correct answer would probably be neither.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/05/2008 06:56 PM

hahahahahaha

TracyBunny 1,124 6
05/05/2008 07:53 PM

All the anti-gay-marriage wonks who say marriage is between one man and one woman would have an aneurysm seeing attractive conjoined twins. They can't be allowed to marry! That would be - WRONG!

Isn't it funny that those guys haven't been complaining about the polygamist sect? They've been might quiet.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
05/05/2008 08:22 PM

It would be awesome if one of them could blow you while the other one handles all the breathing, but something tells me it doesn't work like that.

Actually, they might be able to do that. From Wikipedia:
3 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system-- nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both

Phuc 237,919 21
05/05/2008 08:32 PM

I thought the thread was going to be about this.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
05/05/2008 10:01 PM

In your case the correct answer would probably be
neither.

good one Thud. My wife is laughing at that one...


Anyone need a HO?

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/05/2008 10:02 PM

I like how the teacher in the video says, "Abby is a little more outgoing."
Unless that means she likes to stick her head out of the window of a moving car, I'll say the second girl goes out as much as her conjoined sister.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/06/2008 12:05 AM

In another documentary I saw, their parents said:

"Oh, it's nice when they're getting along, when they fight, frankly it's terrifying!"

resartus 404 9
05/06/2008 12:33 AM

That reminds me of 2 characters in the book In The Company of Ogres by A. Lee Martinez. Their a pair of conjoined twins who happen to be ogres. The book is pretty funny.

resartus 404 9
05/06/2008 12:35 AM

To avoid confusion it was Neophyte's last post that reminded me of that.

Pram 80,728 42
05/06/2008 01:38 AM

I'm not sure what "dropping the track" means, but lookit Phuc go!

In this video, he's noticeably older and white. I think it was an exclusive.

Denim Jeen 47,792 51
05/06/2008 11:03 PM

I thought you were talking about laying cable.


Damn. Now I gotta go lay some.

the Avenged 126 6
05/06/2008 11:55 PM

isnt the expression laying pipe?
I dont lay cable, I steal it!

Thud 68,506 19
05/07/2008 12:11 AM

I dont lay cable, I steal it!

So we can expect to hear that you electrocuted yourself sometime soon?

And that you bought yourself an apostrophe?

Bravo Male 2,330 6
05/07/2008 12:36 AM

"Noooo, it's MY turn to twittle our flesh-berry!

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh huh."

"OK fine... sucker."

Midgets 96,115 48
05/07/2008 12:49 AM

If one says yes and the other no, is it rape?

And how many notches is she for "The Ol' Headboard" 1 or 2?

Finally, when she(they) masturbate does it make her(they) an insestious lesbian?

Midgets 96,115 48
05/07/2008 12:50 AM

The world may never know.

Denim Jeen 47,792 51
05/07/2008 01:16 AM

Just to clarify what I was speaking about. I thought everyone would be hip on that. Guess not.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/07/2008 01:31 AM

Odd, They don't look Siamese