No Spring Chickens 237,811 14
05/07/2008 09:08 PM

<action> troutslaps Syncope </action>

Am I doing this right?

syncope 43,802 9
05/07/2008 09:10 PM

<action>sighs</action>Perfect.

BillSalamie 65,904 8
05/07/2008 09:11 PM

Can I pretend to be them and tard it up in here?

Midgets 47,576 9
05/07/2008 09:11 PM

So. Dissapointed.

I thought this would be about Miley.

And Pram, I don't hate you. I hate syncopeepee.

Pram 52,877 9
05/07/2008 09:18 PM

I actually like syncope, his pastiness and wiry skeletal visage makes all the rest of you look better.*







*Except Squirrley

Barefoot Chance 168,044 11
05/07/2008 09:19 PM

My twat is more sweet than salty.

Just sayin'.

Phuc 231,188 13
05/07/2008 09:20 PM

Shut up bitch. Stop tarting up the place.<action>puts on his LARPing gear</action>

BillSalamie 65,904 8
05/07/2008 09:27 PM

I think it's great that Chance can eat herself out.

The Marginally Small Ravos 33,595 9
05/07/2008 09:28 PM

The Marginally Small Ravos
GABbing since 2005

Shove it.

foxybill42 615 4
05/07/2008 09:33 PM

Release the hounds.
Let them rip out syncope's juggler vein.

BillSalamie 65,904 8
05/07/2008 09:35 PM

your mother's a prostitute.

Shell Belle 30,766 7
05/07/2008 09:57 PM

bizarre little tard deathmatches

I picture it to look something like this.

No Spring Chickens 237,811 14
05/07/2008 09:59 PM

The Marginally Small Ravos
GABbing since 2005

If that's true, how come you're hardly even a blip on my radar?

Or have you correctly been lurking most of that time?

The Marginally Small Ravos 33,595 9
05/07/2008 10:00 PM

I lurked for a while, then posted a bit, then went on a hiatus, and now I have an abundance of free time, so I'm actually posting.

Pubah 47,449 11
05/07/2008 10:04 PM

<action>Drops an anvil on all fourty two foxybills</action>

Shell Belle 30,766 7
05/07/2008 10:06 PM

Personally, I don't think Ravos belongs in that list. Sure, he is a bit hyper, but I think he has potential.

Barefoot Chance 168,044 11
05/07/2008 10:30 PM

Shut up bitch. Stop tarting up the place.

Your anger makes me HOT HOT HOT! Lets fork AND spoon.

Mung Champ 22,310 16
05/07/2008 10:55 PM

<action> Apologies for being born.</action>

Commits Seppuku and encourages all n00bs to follow my lead.

The Marginally Small Ravos 33,595 9
05/07/2008 10:58 PM

Well, at least I made a list for a change!

Holy Taco 55,177 18
05/07/2008 11:03 PM

Mung can take Ravos's place, though I would like to say, for the record, the "GABbing since" label means nothing. I don't give a flying Frost if you've been gabbing since Al Gore invented the internet, if you suck you're a Frost-ing n00b.

Neophyte 9,610 7
05/07/2008 11:06 PM

Hey Syncope, go suck your dad's clit.

Hammerhead 59,084 10
05/07/2008 11:44 PM

We've secretly replaced syncope's coffee with heroin. Let's see if he notices.

Secret Squirl 25,333 8
05/08/2008 12:15 AM

So here's your kiddie table arena. Resartus, foxybill, squirrly, manhole, neophyte, ravos, fezig, and anyone else GABbing since 2008: step inside and pick an enemy.

Ok, I pick Switzerland. I don't trust those people. Always being neutral, not picking fights with anyone, making those watches. I tell you they can't be trusted.

Pram 52,877 9
05/08/2008 12:28 AM

Commits Seppuku and encourages all n00bs to follow my lead.

Haha, you made a death!

Filly 27,049 11
05/08/2008 01:07 AM

Syncope is my new favorite person of the day. The rest of you had better step it up!

Cinderblock 19,778 10
05/08/2008 04:11 AM

I'm so happy not to be on that list.

The One, The Only; The High Priestess 48,829 13
05/08/2008 04:20 AM

Now kids, when you are killing each other there are two things to remember: 1)Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh in the trash 2) I'm better than all of you.

Thud 52,978 10
05/08/2008 04:23 AM

And taller than most of them.

Vomus 412 3
05/08/2008 05:29 AM

Left off another list oh well. I vote for chance she seems too high maintenance.



Yes now it is about you the attention whore. Luvyakthnks.

Save ya the time "who". Anyone seen my meds?

Barefoot Chance 168,044 11
05/08/2008 05:54 AM

You're saying that I am high maintenance? Maybe you have nothing to offer me, have you thought about that?

HUH! HAVE YOU!?

foxybill42 615 4
05/08/2008 09:40 AM

Finely I feel right at home.
Thank you-drive thru.

Bean 4,405 12
05/08/2008 09:48 AM

Let them rip out syncope's juggler vein

and

Finely

End of story.

Barefoot Chance 168,044 11
05/08/2008 05:13 PM

Is anyone else concerned that this Vomus characters last 5 posts are referring to me? No? Just me then? Okay carry on.


One question: How can I possibly be insane thinking everything is all about me when YOU MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME?

Riddle me this.

Cinderblock 19,778 10
05/08/2008 07:14 PM

You know, when my English professor complains about how my generation can't spell, it irritates me, because I know that at least I can spell. However, Foxybill42 reminds me that my professor is right.

syncope 43,802 9
05/08/2008 08:16 PM

I bet Vomus is that same ass-rock guy stalking you on the GAB Facebook page.

Barefoot Chance is looking McPants in the Eye. 168,044 11
05/08/2008 08:29 PM

I havent been to GAB facebook in awhile. Someones stalking me there? I HAVE A FAN! Creepy. Mama likes creepy.

I shall go check now.

Barefoot Chance is looking McPants in the Eye. 168,044 11
05/08/2008 08:39 PM

TEASE!

drunkenfart 4,812 4
05/08/2008 08:48 PM

<action>rubs Shakespeare in his hair and drools</action>
yeah!! me have thread!

The Marginally Small Ravos 33,595 9
05/08/2008 09:30 PM

Theres a GAB facebook group? I must join in the festivities (or lack thereof)

syncope 43,802 9
07/23/2008 07:46 AM

Rock lobster, kindly lock yourself in this thread.

Preferably with some sort of gasoline engine idling.