Fried Pickles Are Yummy 1,586 6
05/13/2008 08:02 AM

Cheetos are one of the worlds most finest foods. I love 'em. Combine those with bacon and it must be heaven on earth!

I had a powerbar, but on the way to work I spied some rather yummy looking 'pussum, dead of course.

I have never seen a live one, or an armadillo for that matter.

Fried Pickles Are Yummy 1,586 6
05/13/2008 08:24 AM

I bet these are just yummy too. 'Course not at good as fried pickles. Yep; you can eat me.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/13/2008 08:26 AM

I had leftover Kraft-dinner & chicken.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/13/2008 08:47 AM

8 oz of lowfat milk; a scramble made of mushrooms, onions, 1 egg, 2 egg whites, 1 oz of lowfat cheese; 1/2 cup of non-fat plain yogurt with some fresh raspberries tossed in.

I ate this while smelling my co-worker's Sausage McMuffin and hashbrowns.

Being on a diet bites the big one.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/13/2008 09:09 AM

Ditdah, you have way too much time in the mornings to have made that breakfast.

I'm having Cheese Puffs and Sprite, with a vitamin cocktail because my throat hurts. Breakfast of champions.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/13/2008 09:12 AM

One of these.

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/13/2008 09:52 AM

Jif extra crunchy, whole wheat.

Glassa milk.


An insulin shot.


A buncha pills.



Some regrets.


Half a pot of espresso.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/13/2008 10:55 AM

Haven't had breakfast yet. I see yon dumpster behind gourmet resturaunt looking mighty tasty though...I'll get back to ya when my colon starts 'spittin' TuPac rhymes.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/13/2008 11:13 AM

Ditdah, you have way too much time in the mornings to have made that breakfast.

Oh, hell no. I get about 25 minutes before I have to be at work. I pack my breakfast and lunch the night before.

I nuked the veggies, then threw the eggs in with it, nuked some more, and tossed it in my lunchbox. This morning I heated it up and tossed in the cheese. Not exactly gourmet, but edible and on my diet.

I happened to have the whites leftover from dinner last night, or I would have just used 2 whole eggs. When I do that, I just put the whole eggs in my lunchbox, then crack them and nuke the whole mess at work.

If I can't have breakfast ready in 3 minutes on a weekday morning, I'm going to resort to donuts.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/13/2008 12:24 PM

Does eating with the dumpster lid open constitute dining Alfresco?

Doctor Acula 173,958 15
05/13/2008 12:27 PM

I always assumed that Daggy just drank her breakfast.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
05/13/2008 12:43 PM

A big bowl of Frosties, a handful of grapes, and 4 oreos.

Clearly I'm a health nut.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
05/13/2008 12:51 PM

Liquid protean drink

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/13/2008 12:54 PM

Liquid protean drink

liquefied greek mythological sea beast? i bet that tastes like Shakespeare.

Doctor Acula 173,958 15
05/13/2008 01:06 PM

i bet that tastes like Shakespeare.

Nah. It's just a little salty.

brubert 763 11
05/13/2008 01:09 PM

A bowl of beans. With ketchup.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/13/2008 01:11 PM

Half a pot of espresso?

Declan, that bettwr have been decaf or I'm calling your cardiologist and the suicide hotline.

resartus 404 9
05/13/2008 01:11 PM

I don't need breakfast. I'm a BOLO. I don't have to eat.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/13/2008 01:12 PM

you don't have to talk either.

resartus 404 9
05/13/2008 01:13 PM

I desire interaction with human beings.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/13/2008 02:05 PM

Breakfast is dead to me.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/13/2008 02:07 PM

Oh, also, this morning I had corn flakes with skim milk and V8 juice.

Because I'm already planning the next time I do a Zug article with my shirt off.

Daggy 86,705 14
05/13/2008 09:02 PM

Today I had an orange and a peach and mango yoghurt.


Because yesterday afternoon I sharted.

Snappahed 943 8
05/13/2008 09:14 PM

And now my morning is complete. What a wonderful mental image.

Squirrel McNut 53,270 54
05/13/2008 09:36 PM

What? The yogurt or the shart?

Thud 68,506 19
05/13/2008 09:48 PM

Today I had three tamales for breakfast.

I spent the afternoon gassing the houseplants. The cats hid from me, the snakes didn't care.

Snappahed 943 8
05/13/2008 10:14 PM

What? The yogurt or the shart?

First, the image of the yoghurt spilling over her face.
That was destroyed by the picture of the skid marks.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/14/2008 08:07 AM

I had leftover pasta this morning...

...this seems to be a breakfast trend.

Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
05/14/2008 08:38 AM

I had 3 mandarins.

This week I made it to the Sunday morning vege market but not the grocery store.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/14/2008 08:42 AM

I'm having cheese puffs again. But I mixed it up and bought an energy drink instead of Sprite.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/14/2008 08:42 AM

I had 3 mandarins.

Men or women? All at the same time?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/14/2008 08:44 AM

the snakes didn't care.
they probably just kept their tongues in their mouths so they didn't have to smell it.

Straw 98,019 37
05/14/2008 08:45 AM

Remember, this is the company that revolutionized the chicken world with the McNugget, and two years ago slapped some poultry in a tortilla, called it a Snack Wrap and created one of the hottest concepts in fast food.

Gotta love reporters who conveniently forget that the extremely tasty Twister has been around a lot longer than two years. How much did Mickey D's pay you to say that, sport?

And now that I've been looking at pictures of Twisters and chicken biscuits, I'm going to go cry into my Weight Watchers points tracker.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/14/2008 08:55 AM

I was uber lazy today. 2 light string cheeses, 2 pieces of turkey, and some greek yogurt with berries.

No, that has nothing to do with a Greek man and his nether regions.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/14/2008 09:15 AM

is greek yogurt anything like greek cheese?

aka coming from a goat's tits and smelling like athlete's foot?

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/14/2008 09:46 AM

No, most Greek yogurt you can buy in the US is made from cow's milk. It's a strained yogurt, which means it's much thicker and richer than what we think of as yogurt. It's almost like sour cream.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/14/2008 10:19 AM

Greek yogurt is the shiznit of the yogurt world! Very yummy and I don't even like regular yogurt.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/14/2008 10:35 AM

There was a meeting downstairs in my building yesterday, I had to help reset the conference room when it was done. I'm the new guy in my office, so my cubicle is fairly empty - they stored all the left over food in my cube.

So at the spin of my cheap desk chair, I'm faced with cinamon rolls, muffins (blueberry and choclate) spicy cheetos, and pretzel nuggets filled w/ peanut butter. As a bonus, pretzel nuggets is now one of my favorite words.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
05/14/2008 10:43 AM

Wow is everyone on a diet?

I had a chicken biscuit and orange juice.

Harvey Kettle 1,889 13
05/14/2008 10:56 AM

If I never hear the words 'chicken' and 'biscuit' in close proximity ever again it will be too soon.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/15/2008 12:52 AM

I had some satay chicken and roti that my workmate had for lunch and couldn't finiShakespeare was at noon, but it was good as breakfasts go.

Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
05/15/2008 01:53 AM

More like 1pm, not noon. Dude.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/15/2008 02:23 AM

sugar coated puffed wheat
Lactose free milk

a two foot long hoagie...mmmm

little white squirmy bugs...they add texture and protien

Jepperoni 58,758 13
05/15/2008 05:47 AM

For breakfast I have pretty much the same thing every day. I open a can of Chunky Steak and Potato soup and then mix about half a tablespoon of Sambal Olek into it. It is so good I have been eating it daily for over a year.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/15/2008 08:06 AM

Today: More leftover pasta.

Tomorrow: Probably more leftover pasta.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/15/2008 08:11 AM

More pretzel nuggets . . . I might get an actual breakfast one day, but we are in a recession.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
05/15/2008 08:20 AM

There are no breakfasts for those of us who have 3 month old children.

What if and why not and who's to say? 101,398 77
05/15/2008 08:29 AM

I had a bottle of water and a Special K Strawberry cereal bar. I'm starving, but the fridge is empty and Spicey stole my debit card, so I can't get any food in a convenient way.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/15/2008 08:38 AM

Another energy drink (16oz-er today) and probably more Cheese Puffs, but I haven't had time yet.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/15/2008 09:32 AM

Coke zero, 1% milk, and a homemade chocolate protein cake.

Pretty soon I'm going to kill someone for some sausage.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
05/15/2008 12:17 PM

<action>whips out her sausage</action>What? I really do have a few links in the freezer. Getcher minds outta the gutter.

What if and why not and who's to say? 101,398 77
05/15/2008 12:59 PM

Pretty soon I'm going to kill someone for some sausage.

Dit, I won't get in the way between you and Spicey.

Unless you want me too. RAWR!

Secret Squirl 53,270 54
05/15/2008 01:24 PM

Pretty soon I'm going to kill someone for some sausage.

Make sure you cut them up into real small pieces, or they won't go through the meat grinder.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/15/2008 02:35 PM

Ditdah, what's with the soda for breakfast? Americans are SO weird.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/15/2008 05:11 PM

I only let myself have one caffeinated drink a day. Sometimes it's Coke Zero and sometimes coffee - just depends on what I'm in the mood for. I drink water the rest of the day - at least 2 liters a day.

At least we don't have Christmas in the summer.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/15/2008 05:49 PM

I drink water the rest of the day - at least 2 liters a day.

An American using the metric system; Hell must have frozen over.

chop chop the mighty 141 7
05/15/2008 06:27 PM

.. and a partridge in a pear tree.



(not Danny)

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/15/2008 06:38 PM

An American using the metric system; Hell must have frozen over.

For some unusual reason, many of our beverages are measured in liters. Sodas, for example, are sold in 2 liter bottles. Flavored waters are usually sold in liter bottles.

Yet another way to confuse everyone, if our language wasn't enough of a mystery.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/16/2008 08:31 AM

Today for breakfast: Pasta. As predicted.

I'm a Frost-ing psychic, I tell ya what.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
05/16/2008 08:39 AM

liquid protein

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
05/16/2008 09:11 AM

I had popsicles.


Then I had to wonder if I'm five.

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/16/2008 09:19 AM

Got up late and had to grab a bag of Tostitoes Scoops (had chili the night before.)

Ate them in the car with nothing to drink and by the time I got to the office my mouth was as dry as the sahara.

foxybill42 623 6
05/16/2008 03:31 PM

I prefer to eat at the Y for breakfast. My girlfriend likes it too.
Try it ,you'll like it.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/16/2008 03:36 PM

pop tarts flavored like the tears of children.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/16/2008 03:49 PM

I hate you both.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/16/2008 04:05 PM

good. i don't like you either.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/16/2008 04:15 PM

<action>attaches a big letter "Y" to the end of a shot gun and rings a dinner bell</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/16/2008 04:36 PM

The same thing I have every morning: two cups of bitter, black coffee and a jagged hunk of one of my broken dreams.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/16/2008 04:49 PM

Dit, I've been wondering where this latest crop of n00bs came from. I think they're the worst we've ever had.

Drunkenfart is bad, and is a mostly unfunny and mostly clueless idiot, but Foxybill42 is just a complete retard. I'm amazed that he was able to start up a computer and find his way here and then actually repeat the process, proving it wasn't an accident. It's as likely as a dog placing an overseas phone call.

brubert 763 11
05/16/2008 08:12 PM

Whistler, you are my favorite (after Thud).

Daggy 86,705 14
05/18/2008 09:44 AM

Leftover pasta?

Are you eating out of the garbage??

Daggy 86,705 14
05/18/2008 09:46 AM

Also, I'm watching Se7en for the 50se7enth time and still don get it, who's head is it at the end??

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
05/18/2008 09:54 AM

Leftover pasta?

Are you eating out of the garbage??

No, I had pasta for dinner, and there was more than I could eat, so rather than throwing it out, I ate it over the course of 4-ish days.

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
05/18/2008 09:55 AM

And this morning's menu: Carrots & Crackers.

Daggy 86,705 14
05/18/2008 10:09 AM

May the lord have mercy on your sole.

Squirrel McNut 53,270 54
05/18/2008 10:37 AM

<action> staggers all over the keyboard. </action>

Breakfast for me was 3 vicodin and 2 Bloody Mary's.












And my Frost-ing tooth still hurts.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/18/2008 10:44 AM

Also, I'm watching Se7en for the 50se7enth time and still don get it, who's head is it at the end?

The wife's.

foxybill42 623 6
05/18/2008 02:32 PM

Theres that Y right now.
BLAM ohhhh

Rusty Shakelford 26 6
05/18/2008 10:34 PM

I have had bacon 5 out of the last 7 days. My parasites adore pig fat.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/19/2008 01:25 PM

Just for You, Dit...NO ONE ELSE READ THIS!

It's the head of Brad Pitt's wife...

The Se7enth deadly sin is vengence, anger, revenge or something like that. Spacey wanted Pitt to kick his asss

Pubah 56,813 18
05/20/2008 02:06 AM

Don't tell Daggy

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/20/2008 08:29 AM

I had pizza. Not those stupid pizza-bagels. THose things are lame.