Hairybagel 386 5
05/13/2008 12:00 PM

My other ride is a dead baby.

Trae - is great in 2008! 156,790 17
05/13/2008 12:03 PM

Being a Yank in the South where it's still a CRIME, I've often thought to put this on my car:


"The reason you won the war, is because you eat anything."

Doctor Acula 173,958 15
05/13/2008 12:04 PM

I recently saw a car with one of those magnetic ribbons slapped on the back. Instead of proclaiming their support of the war or BuShakespeare said "Meaningless Gesture". It made me chuckle when I read it.

Of course, it's not even close to being as cool as the bumper sticker that said "Dear God, how many more bumper sticker threads do I have to suffer through?

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/13/2008 12:08 PM

i once saw one at a tattoo shop that read "Frost you you Frost-ing Frost"

that is literary genius.

Trae - is great in 2008! 156,790 17
05/13/2008 12:29 PM

Frost you, you Frost-ing Frost.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/13/2008 12:39 PM

oooh, it's even better with the comma!

Doctor Acula 173,958 15
05/13/2008 12:44 PM

If you like her comma, you should see her period!




I'm not really sure what I mean by that.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/13/2008 01:08 PM

"If you're gunna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/13/2008 01:14 PM

Seen this week:

"Support the police. Beat yourself up."

resartus 404 9
05/13/2008 01:28 PM

"Cover me; I'm changing lanes"

"Pardon my driving; I'm reloading"

Fried Pickles Are Yummy 1,586 6
05/13/2008 01:33 PM

Horn broke; watch for finger

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/13/2008 01:43 PM

"I'd rather be driving your mom"

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/13/2008 01:46 PM

"If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-EAT-Shakespeare"

I don't find this bumper sticker very funny on its own, but when you spot it on a car that has just been pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation, it becomes pretty sweet.

What if and why not and who's to say? 101,398 77
05/13/2008 02:52 PM

My bumper sticker thread.

heh. I found it by searching for "flopped out a tard."

TracyBunny 1,124 6
05/13/2008 05:08 PM

I saw one on a sports convertible driven by a gorgeous young girl that said "If you're going to ride my tail, at least pull my hair".

TracyBunny 1,124 6
05/13/2008 05:13 PM

Sorry, missed the one that Ravos posted that's almost identical!

I'm working on some designs right now to print on magnetic bumper stickers to put on any Rolls Royce, Bentley, Maybach, etc. that I can find.

They're going to say "My other car is a Pinto", "My other car is an eco-unfriendly tank, too", etc. I'll take photos and post them and (hopefully) not get ticketed in the process.

Snappahed 943 8
05/13/2008 08:11 PM

Every now and again you see some idiot driving around with a little yellow sign on the back window that says "Baby On Board". Like it'll make you drive safer.

Saw one the other day, very simple. There was a little yellow sign that read, "This Is A Stupid Yellow Sign".

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
05/13/2008 08:33 PM

One sticker that I find particularly ridiculous is the one that depicts a mischievous boy peeing on whatever the car owner hates, usually the logo of a another car manufacturer.

As a matter of fact, I find it so ridiculous that I would consider buying a recursive version of that sticker.

resartus 404 9
05/13/2008 09:44 PM

For Pintos:
"Hit me and we blow up together"

manhole 21,656 29
05/13/2008 10:12 PM

"Real men love JESUS"

I'm Phla. Random words. 131,068 34
05/13/2008 10:18 PM

Jeb Bush '08

Jeenne d'Arc 47,792 51
05/14/2008 12:21 AM

I've wanted to have one made that says this:

Not everyone wants
to hear your crappy stereo

Snappahed 943 8
05/14/2008 12:37 AM

This one made me chuckle.

IFYOUREREADINGTHISYOUREGONNACRASH

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/14/2008 08:04 AM

Once, I saw a bumper sticker that said "NAVY"

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/14/2008 08:04 AM

And it was on a car. Everyone knows people in the Navy don't drive cars, they drive boats!

Thus, they were obviously not actually in the Navy.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/14/2008 10:56 AM

From a car in my son's preschool drop off line:

"I like my women like my rides: clean shaven."

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, or why someone with a preschool aged child would have that on their car.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/14/2008 04:40 PM

I saw something today. Not a bumper sticker but one of those stupid ass window graphics things that annoys me to no end.

DITCH THE BITCH
LET'S GO HUNTIN'

Midgets is not an albino 96,115 48
05/14/2008 04:50 PM

Not quite a bumper sticker, but seen on a bikers shirt.

"If you can read this the Bitch fell off."

Rusty Shakelford 26 6
05/15/2008 01:00 AM

I saw a sticker of an open soup can with "Whoop Ass" as the label.

Thud 68,506 19
05/15/2008 01:10 AM

Was the can duct taped to a bumper?

If not, meh.

Chit 178,781 15
05/15/2008 01:24 AM

Bumper stickers = Car tattoos

Snappahed 943 8
05/15/2008 02:07 AM

ISUPPOSEAPHUCISOUTTATHAQUESTION

Saw that on the back of a school bus.

doctorphibes53 21 5
05/19/2008 01:47 PM

This was a bumper sticker/racist joke so I wasn't really sure where to put it but, since it was a bumper sticker (in the 70's no less)somewhere near a line bisecting Birmingham and Tallahassee on the back of a Gold mid to late 60's model Buick Wildcat no less and I couldn't possibly ever forget it. It read:
Black is beautiful,
Tan is grand,
But WHITE is the color of the Big Boss Man!
Does anyone but me think that maybe this guy sported a white sheet, marched in formation, probably listing about 5 degrees to starboard on Saturday night?
Great site by the way. Today was the first time I've ever seen it. I read the PPPPowerbook story and laughed till I cried. Haven't done that in a while. Good medicine for the soul.How great that total strangers actually joined in and helped. A true testament to how necessary laughter is in our lives.I hope that the one guy is ok(Jeff ?)I get these email scams mostly from Nigeria or Ghana or from the UK from some native of Africa. Unscrupulous Frosters.As a former linguist for the Air Force and working in a place now that hires roughly 50% of their workforce from African nations,working with them everyday I can say with a fair degree of certainty that the speech patterns are completely indicative of there nationality. The good news is they're not all scammers but a few bad apples as they say. I've hit the UK lottery so many times I don't know what I'll do with all the money. Sorry about the length of this. Edit it as you please, and again, great site.

I've finally found a Homepage. Thanks,
Phibes

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/19/2008 01:53 PM

At least you're better than Fried Pickles.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/20/2008 08:52 AM

At least you're better than foxybill42.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
05/20/2008 02:48 PM

"Even though this is a STUPID STICKER, You're squinting to read it."

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/20/2008 11:54 PM

"My other ride is a bambalance.

mother-Frostin' deer bit me in the neck."

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/22/2008 09:39 AM

I enjoy seeing bumper stickers for people who lost elections or (as in my state, NJ) bumper stickers for breeding idiots that were elected and are screwing up the state so much. Need to get a bumper sticker that I could slap next to their's so that the end of the bumper stick would say "it's my fault."

Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie 173,958 15
07/06/2008 07:21 PM

<action>points out that at least she's just bumping an old thread instead of starting a whole new bumper sticker thread and so you should just be happy and shut the hell up</action>Donk and I went to visit his family this weekend. As we were driving there Friday, we ended up behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Someone I love was murdered!" To be honest, it was kind of a downer. We passed them, and soon found ourself behind another car with a bumper sticker. This one read "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition". I laughed and promptly got over being down about the other bumper sticker.

Al Sleet 77,546 17
07/06/2008 07:27 PM

My brother has one of those pink magnetic ribbons on the back of his truck.

It says "Support Strippers".


He's a little out there.

PoloChukker 4,634 12
07/06/2008 09:04 PM

Anne Frank:
1942 Hide and Go Seek Champion of the World.

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/06/2008 11:56 PM

"Pay your taxes. 12 million illegal aliens are counting on you."

Self Deprecating Squirrel 53,270 54
07/07/2008 12:55 AM

I saw this one on a beat up 76 cargo van with a fake wing on the back.


God was my co-pilot.

But I crashed on a mountain and had to eat him.

Barack Ophlama 131,068 34
07/07/2008 01:01 AM

I saw this one bumper sticker, real fancy, made out of metal. It said:

XVT 251

I don't know what that means, but I bet it's funny.

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/07/2008 01:28 PM

Phla, you need to stop chasing parked cars.





On another note, I had a ribbon magnet that read "Support Sluts" until someone got offended and ripped it to shreds and put the little magnet pieces back on my car.

Liam Devlin 2 4
07/10/2008 09:24 PM

pink magnetic breast cancer, says "Save Second Base"