Neophyte 9,956 11
05/15/2008 02:05 PM

Then I thought, what if other bands had a ride?

Def Leppard - The ride

It's just like a regular roller coaster except
it's got more than the usual number stickers on it that say "Keep arm(s) in"

...oh and it slams into a dead-end at '90.

Mostly Zolton 88,205 34
05/15/2008 02:10 PM

I'd totally go on a Susanna Hoffs ride.

Not so interested in the roller coasters, though.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/15/2008 02:19 PM

so, it will be a roller coaster that sucks total ass, but people will still be talking about how great it was in 20 years?

Mostly Zolton 88,205 34
05/15/2008 02:22 PM

There are actually lots of people who would greatly enjoy the Led Zeppelin coaster.

Sadly, their pacemakers and wheelchairs and nursing home guidelines preclude them from riding.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/15/2008 02:26 PM

The Milli Vanilli Ride - You sit on a rollercoaster that does nothing whilst another coaster runs the track, then you are done when it fails to stop at the station, and repeatedly loops.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/15/2008 02:27 PM

years later, you change the name to 'the ashley simpson ride'

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/15/2008 02:34 PM

1. Frost you very much, Zolton.
2. That coaster looks Bob Johnson awesome.
3. Drunkenfart is a moron.
4. Zeppelin ROOLZ!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/15/2008 02:35 PM

<action>gets off whistler's lawn</action>

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/15/2008 02:50 PM

Def Leppard - The ride

If its anything like the band, it'll have 9 arms and suck.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/15/2008 02:54 PM

You get some mileage out of that joke.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/15/2008 02:55 PM

that's what my girlfriend says after we have sex

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/15/2008 02:56 PM

Said the person that imps too much.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/15/2008 02:57 PM

Pretend drunkenfart isn't there. Not just here, pretty much everywhere.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
05/15/2008 03:00 PM

i have problems getting my name to change

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/15/2008 03:02 PM

You get some mileage out of that joke.

Its not like their tour van gets much mileage now-a-days.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/17/2008 11:27 AM

Michael Jackson - The Ride

For boys 12 and under,
drinks included,
riders are paid huge sums of money if they exit quietly,
ride's exits lead directly into obscurity


...oh and Michael touches your penis.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/17/2008 01:00 PM

Hey, it's near Myrtle Beach.

So you won't know if that balding, fat white guy is Chris Garrett or one of the original Eagles.

The British Guy 398 5
05/17/2008 02:30 PM

i have problems getting my name to change

You just have to encourage it