Ditdah 123,110 14
05/16/2008 07:45 AM

OH, and Ellen and Portia are getting maaarried!

Because Ellen's last "marriage" worked out so well, she thought she'd try it again?

Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
05/16/2008 08:12 AM

Bad lesbiBLAM!

The One, The Only; The High Priestess 58,948 29
05/16/2008 08:20 AM

Frost Grey's. I saw Lost. I hate and love JJ Abrams. Sun grew some balls!

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/16/2008 09:24 AM

If I didn't know the lady in the picture with Jodi was her lover...I would have thought she was her mother.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/16/2008 09:33 AM

Am I the only one who thinks Jodie's girlfriend looks like the dessicated husk of a witch?

Surely Jodie Foster can do better, I mean it's Jodie Frost-ing Foster!

Slinky 28,185 10
05/16/2008 09:43 AM

Am I the only one who finds this to be the most uninteresting thing I've read all day?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/16/2008 09:50 AM

I bet John Hinckley Jr felt kind of dumb when he heard she was a dyke.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/16/2008 11:19 AM

<action>Goes back to the gym</action>

There's always hope...

...Jodie Foster is worth the burn.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/16/2008 11:29 AM

Jaggy, Jody Foster is as old as me.








Which means she's the perfect age for you! Go for it!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/16/2008 11:31 AM

I guess the pinball machine went "TILT"

Ah ah! I kill me!

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/16/2008 07:46 PM

Whistler, Jodie Foster is sex on legs. And her legs aren't bad either, I think she must be a cyclist with those calves in The Brave One.

Even though, technically, she's old enough to be my mother, I'm at the tail end of a largish family, so she's a decade younger than my mother. That makes it ok in my mind.

Although of course, I'd rather she made up with Cydney, or even publicly declared they haven't broken up, officially outing herself.

Filly 39,193 20
05/16/2008 07:51 PM

I always mix up Jodie Foster with Diane Lane for some reason. Diane Lane's way hotter than Jodie Foster. I mean, Unfaithful! Hello!

chop chop the mighty 141 7
05/16/2008 08:01 PM

I always mix up Jody Foster with Harvey Firestein, but that's just me.

I'm Phla. Random words. 131,068 34
05/16/2008 09:02 PM

I mix Harvey Fierstein up with a garbage can full of rotten milk and chicken carcasses, but maybe that's just me.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
05/16/2008 09:49 PM

Okay I must be either very slow or very naive. I had no clue that she even came out of the closet let alone was gay. I mean, I had a clue that she was a rug muncher but I didnt know it was official. This rock Im sleeping under must be comfortable.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/16/2008 09:59 PM

You're right Chance, this is the closest she's come to coming out publicly. That happened last Decemeber, and lesbians the world over went nuts.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/16/2008 10:00 PM

Decemeber is a month on the lesbian calander?

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/16/2008 10:07 PM

When I was at the Yahoo/AT&T home page, I saw a blond lesbian, and I thought "Oh, cool! Jane Lynch is getting married!"


Imagine my surprise when I looked more closely, and it was Ellen.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
05/16/2008 10:19 PM

Jane Lynch is AWESOME.

I keep flicking through magazines too fast, seeing Ellen and Portia, and going back to see that it's actually Owen Wilson and either Jennifer Aniston or Kate Hudson. Both pairings fool me.