BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/20/2008 09:09 AM

I like to go to the comments section in the online editions of newspapers and post inflammatory comments under a fake name just to see what angry responses I get.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/20/2008 09:10 AM

I like turtles!

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/20/2008 09:13 AM

YOU Frost-ing LIAR!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/20/2008 09:13 AM

What Not to Wear. Stacy London is my new celebrity crush.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/20/2008 09:17 AM

Yeah I like her. She's hot. Her and Giada Dilaurentiis.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/20/2008 09:19 AM

YOU Frost-ing LIAR!

Oh, right. We've already gone ove this.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/20/2008 09:33 AM

Over, as well.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
05/20/2008 09:34 AM

Cheetara from Thundercats always did it for me.

Although now, in retrospect, I think those dark spots may have been Melanoma.

Straw 98,019 37
05/20/2008 10:39 AM

I've been catching up on Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List.

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/20/2008 10:58 AM

Renewing my library books online.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
05/20/2008 11:07 AM

Chocolate chip cookies!

I would make Otis Spunkmeyer in my face if I got a lifetime supply.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/20/2008 11:13 AM

I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest. In fact, since tonight is the finale, I'm going to put David Cook links in all my posts today.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/20/2008 11:19 AM

Pizza is the bane of my existance. So bad for me, but so delicious.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/20/2008 11:23 AM

David Cook is from somewhere around here. They had some sort of rally for him last week. I wouldn't recognize him if I saw him though.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/20/2008 11:50 AM

I can help you out with that, Blaise.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/20/2008 11:51 AM

Masturbating while Gabbing.

Dang!

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/20/2008 12:06 PM

The thought of DR banging the bishop....mmmm!

Pubah 56,813 18
05/20/2008 12:07 PM

Masturbating and gabbing
But not at the same time.

also

Crown Royal and porn
But not at the same time

Pray for my soul...

Pubah 56,813 18
05/20/2008 12:10 PM

<action>Also Covet Custom Icon</action>

A wretched sinner am I

Declan McManus as Doug Wilson 131,887 36
05/20/2008 12:16 PM

Meh.


I've seen sin-nier.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/20/2008 01:36 PM

The music of Journey.

Any way I want it.
That's the way I need it.

Midgets is not an albino 96,119 48
05/20/2008 01:44 PM

<action>knows his future political career is over if this gets out</action>

I some times lock the doors, shut the curtains, and watch Two and a half Men.

I also smoke, and love it.

SHP, plain and tall 181,795 70
05/20/2008 01:59 PM

Velveeta
Kelly Clarkson's music
Ted Kennedy's malignant brain tumor

The Jerk 6,311 9
05/20/2008 02:13 PM

David Cook looks like a gay(er) Chris Gaines aka Garth Brooks.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/20/2008 02:51 PM

YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR GENITALS AND CHOKE YOU WITH THEM.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/20/2008 02:53 PM

I mean,

YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR GENITALS AND CHOKE YOU WITH THEM.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
05/20/2008 03:46 PM

I mean come on, the dude make me look butch by comparision.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/20/2008 03:52 PM

That doesn't mean I want to have less of his babies.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/20/2008 03:59 PM

Okay, I take that back. I'm not having anyone else's babies.

foxybill42 623 6
05/20/2008 05:03 PM

David Cook is like a white Steve Urkel.
Did I do that?

Snappahed 943 8
05/20/2008 07:39 PM

Michael Johns shoulda won.

That is all.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/20/2008 08:34 PM

Kchicki, You're killing me with those David Cook pics. Any stimulation of my nether regions hurts, I had surgery in that area this morning.

It hurts so good though. Damn, he is hot.

Thud 68,506 19
05/20/2008 08:39 PM

Any stimulation of my nether regions hurts, I had surgery in that area this morning.

Useless without pictures.

</obligatory>

Squirrel the other white meat 53,270 54
05/20/2008 08:50 PM

I love cooking sausage naked while listening to all the old idols on my ipod, drinking beer, and Gabbing(all at the same time).

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/20/2008 08:53 PM

Useless without pictures

No pictures, how about a mental image instead?

I had my uterus braised. I'm going to donate it to Feed the Children.

Squirrel the other white meat 53,270 54
05/20/2008 09:00 PM

Mmmmm. Uterus, the other other white meat.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
05/20/2008 09:45 PM

Twatwaffles are yummy.

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/20/2008 11:35 PM

Need I bother posting?

Bon Jovi.
Hair Bands.
Bad 90's music.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/20/2008 11:36 PM

For a very long time, for as long as both she and I have been here, I've viewed KChiki with a wistful eye, wanting to be her friend, to have that special GAB connection.

I guess that is my guilty confession.


But how could I compete for your attention with the likes of Al and his suave urbanity, Whistler with his Viking horns and pink boa, Thud and his knowledge of choke points and party ribbons.

But now I know. You've given me the idea I need. I will give you a gift. I will cut off David Cook's head and present it to you on a silver tray adorned with roses.

And if you don't like it and reject me, I'll still have that whole cutting-off-David-Cooks-head thing as a consolation.


BFF?

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/21/2008 08:55 AM

Dogs, I had no idea you cared so much! To think of all the conversations over drinks we've had with you dying inside while I chatter on oblivious. No more will your affections go unnoticed! No more will you have to agonize over your suppressed emotions!






























His head on a platter will be the perfect centerpiece for my shrine!

B.F.F.!!

KChiki, Princess of Power! 128,375 98
05/21/2008 08:56 AM

Plus that goody-two-shoes, squeaky-clean kid is going to win anyway. All the old people and the teeny-boppers are going to assure that.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/21/2008 09:00 AM

Sometimes I get stoned, play video games, get drunk, jack off, watch movies/tv. Any mixture or all of them.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
05/21/2008 09:05 AM

This man is my exact double - hey!, That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff - here puff.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/21/2008 09:37 AM

Sometimes I get stoned, play video games, get drunk, jack off, watch movies/tv

Your mom lets you smoke pot in her basement?

Hairybagel 386 5
05/21/2008 09:41 AM

Lately I have been spending a lot of money on Golden Tee 2008 LIVE. You see it is a guilty pleasure because, up until recently I played Golden Tee Complete (basically all courses from golden tee 2000 - 2006?). It cost $3 dollars a round to play.

The Golden Tee LIVE costs $4 a round, but on top of that I pay an extra $1 to play online in a random 50 person tournament to win prizes. I you place in the top 3, you win money. If you place 4-20 you don't lose as much money (4th - $4 (loss of $1) 5th ($2 (loss of $3) and 6-20 $1 (loss of $4)). So far I have won $10 total after paying about $60 to play.

I should also mention that this game as at my favorite bar (that I used to work at) where the waitresses wear catholic school girl outfits and there are over 250 kinds of beer.
www.beerknurd.com

Hairybagel 386 5
05/21/2008 09:42 AM

Sometimes I get stoned, play video games, get drunk, jack off, watch movies/tv

Your mom lets you smoke pot in her basement?

As long as I jack off in her face.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/21/2008 09:44 AM

That's weird. Most people can't tell the difference between her face and her ass.

Hairybagel 386 5
05/21/2008 09:45 AM

Her ass hair is curly, her facial hair is straighter.

Straw 98,019 37
05/21/2008 09:46 AM

My latest not-so-guilty pleasure is cheesburger-shaped birthday cake. Yum!

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/21/2008 09:53 AM

Does it use white chocolate chips to make it look like a sesame seed bun?

Mung Champ 35,891 35
05/21/2008 10:00 AM

Does it place the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose?

Straw 98,019 37
05/21/2008 10:09 AM

Does it use white chocolate chips to make it look like a sesame seed bun?

Nope, just lighter colored frosting.

There were also cake fries with red frosting ketchup.

Pubah 56,813 18
05/21/2008 12:52 PM

<action>Likes Frosting Coloreds too</action>

But white Frosting is okay

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/21/2008 01:57 PM

Wait...that white isn't frosting at all! You lied!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/21/2008 10:43 PM

BFF

Phuc 237,919 21
05/22/2008 06:02 AM

CSI.

It's such utter crap. It indirectly but clearly helps set many criminals free. Jerry Bruckheimer's anti-cop agenda is at its most blatant in this show and yet people eat it up, think it's anything but the worst kind of fantasy, and believe it to the point where they let it dictate their perception of law enforcement.

The autopsy scenes rock, too.

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
05/22/2008 07:03 AM

Sometimes the soapy ass washing in the shower in the morning is the most stimulating moment of the day.

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/22/2008 09:34 AM

I would like to drop my manhood between Rachel Rays breasts and make a new kind of sammie.

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
05/22/2008 10:24 AM

Soapy ass more stimulating then soap crotch? NEVER!

jxn sally 131 6
06/04/2008 03:10 AM

Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Hollis 7,284 14
06/04/2008 08:53 AM

Spice Girls!

Girl power, slutty outfits and the like!

Mung Champ 35,891 35
06/04/2008 09:02 AM

Hells Kitchen.

I called a few of my co-workers "Useless Fat Donkey" and am fending off a hostile work environment lawsuit.

Thanks Chef Ramsey!

Pubah 56,813 18
06/05/2008 12:49 PM

Scary Spice

Still

Scary Hot

Cinderblock 27,578 25
06/05/2008 01:23 PM

Dr. Phil. It tries to be the "classy" voyeuristic talk show. He gets paid bajillions of dollars to dole out common sense and write books full of catchy acronyms and quirky proverbs.

rock lobster: bad for jews 18,570 33
06/06/2008 05:03 PM

"Ace of Cakes" on the food channel. Well, really, the food channel in general.

Knitting.

Werther's original toffees.

I am an old woman in a 20 year old body.

jxn sally 131 6
06/06/2008 05:05 PM

YOU are a woman?!

rock lobster: bad for jews 18,570 33
06/07/2008 09:33 AM

Yes. I am. Have been since I was 16. At least, that's what my Rabbi told me after he left my bedroom.

Bill the Squirrel from the future 53,270 54
06/07/2008 09:35 AM

Have you told Bluelep?