My Weekend Adventure
A comedy conversation
by Wendy Lady 156,790 17 05/21/2008 07:42 PM 350 views
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So.... I was looking for some last minute opportunities for the upcoming holiday weekend. That's how I roll...sometimes last minute brings the deals. This time it actually paid off. But, I digress - - there was a story in the AJC on Wednesday about "Florida's Secret Beaches" which mentioned a place called Dog Island off the coast of Carrabelle, South of Tallahassee. I investigated, called the lady who owns the ONLY BUSINESS ON THE ISLAND which is The Pelican Inn and based on her cancellations, made reservations. You have to take a ferry out there, only way...and they leave you. You have to bring your own food and water... and they leave you. This is going to be so GREAT!!! I've already got it figured out that if the evil one gets all "bored" as teenagers often do.. I'll just tell her to walk around the island a couple of times. Ummmm.... lets hope I come back mmmmmk?? Oh, and no, it's not an island where dogs run free, stupids.
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Snappahed 943 8
05/21/2008 07:49 PM
I think I saw this movie...
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Thud 68,506 19
05/21/2008 07:55 PM
If there are other guests make sure you bring a gun. That way you don't have to haul all your own food and water.
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Wendy Lady 156,790 17
05/21/2008 08:05 PM
There will be one elderly lady and a couple with 3 dogs. THAT'S IT. I can't wait to sunbathe nude, build a SOS fire on the beach, go fishing, make a dwelling out of sticks and palm fronds after the hurricane build sand castles. I'm so excited!
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Thud 68,506 19
05/21/2008 08:21 PM
go fishing I read that as "go fisting" and my immediate thought was "the old lady or the dogs?".
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Neophyte 9,956 11
05/21/2008 08:31 PM
...why "or"?
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Chit 178,781 15
05/21/2008 08:33 PM
Maybe they will even have a little gift shop on the island.
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Wendy Lady 156,790 17
05/21/2008 08:39 PM
NOTHING but space on the island.
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BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
05/21/2008 08:45 PM
"My Weekend Adventure" My vote for you would be: ANAL.
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Snappahed 943 8
05/21/2008 08:46 PM
Make sure the old lady doesn't eat you. Unless you want her to of course.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/21/2008 08:54 PM
So you can't drive to go get more beer? I don't think I like this idea. And I would run free.
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Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
05/22/2008 07:16 AM
This actually sounds pretty cool. Let us know how it turns out.
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Mostly Zolton 88,205 34
05/22/2008 07:17 AM
You talking to Tits up there? Or Humphrey? Just askin'.
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The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/22/2008 07:58 AM
There will be one elderly lady and a couple with 3 dogs. So there are dogs, and they will be running free.
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Mostly Zolton 88,205 34
05/22/2008 08:17 AM
I've got 3-to-1 odds that one of them winds up buried on a remote corner of the island by Saturday afternoon. Females just aren't meant to spend large amounts of time together with no distractions. Related women, even less so.
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Trae - is great in 2008! 156,790 17
05/22/2008 08:48 AM
The daughter is bringing a friend so they'll find stuff to do. There is actually an old "car graveyard" from back in the 60's and 70's when cars were allowed on the island. Now they can't get them off so it's become part of the island. I am bringing my dog, Peetness the Sweetness and he will run free but it's not like # this Which I can't believe that people really believed existed.
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BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/22/2008 08:56 AM
Say hello to Gilligan and the Skipper while you're out there. And smoke some joints with Mary Anne while you're at it.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/22/2008 09:12 AM
I was jammin' to it until this line: "You won't be eaten, trust me." Forget it. I'm not going.
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
05/22/2008 02:44 PM
Sounds like "Duma Key." You Stephen King fans know what I speak of. Don't start painting pictures...that seems to be bad.
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brubert 763 11
05/22/2008 02:50 PM
LALALALALALLA I can't hear you...I'm in the sort of middle of reading that book!
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Slinky 28,185 10
05/22/2008 02:54 PM
With your prior postings I refuse to believe that you know how to read.
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
05/22/2008 02:54 PM
The Ghosts in "Big Pink" kill him at the end.
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brubert 763 11
05/22/2008 02:59 PM
You stink.
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Trae - is great in 2008! 156,790 17
05/22/2008 03:40 PM
Yes, you smell like asparagus.
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Wendy Lady 156,790 17
05/23/2008 03:19 PM
I'm off in about 2hrs. Spending the night in Tallahassee, then catch the water taxi to the island in the morning!! Wish me luck! Oh, and my dancing naked in the moonlight on the beach idea got squashed. Looks like some other people who have houses on the island will be there. Oh well... that never really stopped me before I guess. Later!
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/23/2008 08:49 PM
Ten bucks says she comes back with poison ivy on her privates.
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foxybill42 623 6
05/23/2008 09:40 PM
Do you have to pack out your trash and poop?
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Pubah 56,813 18
05/24/2008 12:45 PM
Recommendations: Don't take a shower If you hear a chainsaw, run If a bowlegged Black Man shows up in a snow plow telling you you should go...leave Now go have a good time. Sounds like a great getaway...Got Merlot?
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Pubah 56,813 18
05/29/2008 03:24 AM
Are you and the Traeling back yet? I'm beginning to get worried.
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Pubah 56,813 18
05/29/2008 12:47 PM
<action>Sees Trae Lurking To the Left</action> I feel better now... ...unless you're some deranged, in-bread, ax whelding mongaloid wearing Trae's lovely face.
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Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
05/30/2008 09:42 AM
"Ten bucks says she comes back with poison ivy on her privates." Twenty says she left with it.
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The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/30/2008 11:05 AM
in-bread Whoa there sailor. Thats a whole new ball-game. Will you at least be gentle and used the unlevened kind?
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Pubah 56,813 18
05/31/2008 03:53 AM
Can you say YEAST infection *Walks away mumbling* Frostin anal retintive, english major wannabe constantly correcting, ass wipe, dick lip, piccilo playing, puselanimous pole dancin, polecat...
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