rock lobster: now in Kosher style! 18,570 33
06/14/2008 05:19 PM

I'm slow at work.

rock lobster: now in Kosher style! 18,570 33
06/14/2008 05:21 PM

<action> covers herself in butter and goes after herself with a fork. </action>

Eating myself is more titillating than this job.

Midgets 96,119 48
06/14/2008 06:23 PM

<action>is going to go ahead and say what the lobster's so desperatly wanting to hear, but everyone else is trying to avoid saying</action>


Useless without pictures.

























You are a chick, right?

the Avenged 126 6
06/14/2008 09:57 PM

nah.. she's amorphous

</sarcasm>

Pubah 56,813 18
06/15/2008 02:41 AM

<action>Would eat than next to a KC Strip</action>

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
06/16/2008 08:11 AM

I usually masturbate at night, when I cant sleep. I havent slept in 2 days.

Damn, my hand is tired.

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,711 7
06/16/2008 10:18 AM

Should have combineed the title of this conversation with the one done by Corduroy Jeens -

I Masterbate Mornings, No Lunch Plans?

Pram 80,728 42
06/16/2008 01:13 PM

iMasturbate...

Is that some new Apple product?

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,711 7
06/16/2008 02:33 PM

No that would be iCrap.

rock lobster: now in Kosher style! 18,570 33
06/16/2008 05:40 PM

You are a chick, right?


Yes. For the umpteenth time, I am indeed female.

Pubah in Black 56,813 18
06/17/2008 12:15 AM

<action>Offers to help Chance Masterbate</action>

A better sleep aid has not been devised...

O-R-G-A-S-M

Pram 80,728 42
06/17/2008 12:31 AM

Yes. For the umpteenth time, I am indeed female.

Yep, you are pure grain female.

The Rosskonian 34 4
06/17/2008 09:21 AM

I can honestly say from experience(purely scientific)that masturbating in the morning is a very bad idea, especially on a work day. Why start the day off at it's peak? There's no reason to go on after that. The rest of the day just loses it's zest. You'll find the day goes by better with the thrill of the hunt still alive in you.

Bill the Squirrel from the future 53,270 54
06/17/2008 10:15 AM

I can honestly say from experience(purely scientific)that masturbating in the morning is a very bad idea, especially on a work day. Why start the day off at it's peak?

If wacking off is the peak of your day, you need to kill yourself!

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,711 7
06/17/2008 12:38 PM

Posting on Zug was Rosskonians peak for the day.

Masterbating was just the icing on the cake (or himself.)

Pram 80,728 42
06/17/2008 02:11 PM

<action>initiating self terminating kill program now</action>If wacking off is the peak of your day, you need to kill yourself!

Pram 80,728 42
06/17/2008 02:47 PM

<action>masturbates</action>

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
06/18/2008 12:01 PM

If wacking off is the peak of your day, you need to kill yourself!

I uh.. Um. Yeah..I dont like you.

DemoMonkeys Heart is a Scorpion in Lucite. 166,252 10
06/18/2008 12:06 PM

You'll find the day goes by better with the thrill of the hunt still alive in you.

You know, I can understand masturbating being the high point of your day.

But if you have to HUNT for your own genitalia, you may have to wonder if it's worth bothering

The Rosskonian 34 4
06/18/2008 02:59 PM

But if you have to HUNT for your own genitalia, you may have to wonder if it's worth bothering

I meant the thrill of the hunt for satisfaction.

Most of the time it's not a huge difference, but having that survival instinct influencing your mind tends to make the day more interesting. It's a lot like hunger. It's different if your shopping while your hungry, or deciding what to eat when your hungry as opposed to when your full.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
06/18/2008 03:07 PM

oh, THAT'S what you meant.

The Rosskonian 34 4
06/18/2008 03:19 PM

I'm glad we cleared all that up.

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
06/18/2008 03:20 PM

Ohhhh, I see the problem now. What a wacky miscommunication. It's just like the time Larry told Balki "You need to open your pores." but Balki misheard him and eviscerated 5 call girls instead of getting a eucalyptus steam.