I'm not naming any names
A comedy conversation
by Dogs Akimbo  211,594  32
06/28/2008 04:53 PM 271 views
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...but some of you folks might find this interesting.
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Allow me to state the obvious: that's transparent duct tape.
I'm not an expert in this stuff, but it caused me think (in a strictly theoretical way, of course): You've already got the hostages, why not use them to help you make use of the HOV lanes?
Some passing motorist looks into your vehicle, all they see is you and two passengers who don't move around much in their seats.
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Funny
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594  32
06/28/2008 05:58 PM
I image-googled transparent ducks and found this.
Not only is the picture most excellent (that duck head has a date with me and MSPaint and will be coming out of some guys gaping ass), you really don't need more than just the first paragraph to enjoy it: LITCHFIELD, Conn. -- "This guy's the champion," said Patricia Brennan, a behavioral ecologist, leaning over the nether regions of a duck -- a Meller's duck from Madagascar, to be specific -- and carefully coaxing out his phallus.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
06/28/2008 06:00 PM
Meh, I just looked at the picture again and that guy's no GABber. Had he held the duck a few inches lower and angled the head more towards her face, he would have made internets history.
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Ned Flanders 7,665 11
06/29/2008 12:15 AM
Hey diddle a duck dong doozie! That article is quite the find, Mr Akimbo...
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jxn sally 131 6
06/29/2008 02:30 AM
Some ducks grow phalluses as long as their entire body.
Sounds good to me, I will be attending the University of Oregon in the Fall!
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Hilarious
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Barack Ophlama 131,068 34
06/29/2008 10:45 AM
Nun!
Whorenun.
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Pram 80,728 42
07/01/2008 12:37 AM
...but some of you folks might find this interesting.
SWEET! I love duct tape. It's perfect for making puppets.
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UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 101,398 77
07/01/2008 07:18 AM
Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999.
Huh. Guess Chickens doesn't get around as much as I thought.
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Side-splitting
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Unleash Your Inner Zolton 88,205 34
07/01/2008 08:58 AM
In the fall, the genitalia will disappear, only to reappear next spring.
Christ, that's got to be traumatic the first year or two, until they figure it out.
I think if it ever got so cold that my dick fell off, I'd probably migrate south for the winter, too.
And I'd need some of that transparent duct tape, while we're at it.
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