KChiki - Bringing back the Pussy-Fart 128,375 98
07/01/2008 02:30 PM

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-I would ask the half that invited you if they want a joint bachelor party or separate parties. More than likely, they will want separate parties because that's part of the fun of a "bachelor party".

-I had gay guys at my bachelorette party because they were good friends of mine. I would invite the lesbians.

-Either hire a stripper(s) or if you're going to be bar-hopping, make sure to include a venue that provides adult entertainment in the form of strippers.

</serious>

-Call Vince.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
07/01/2008 02:30 PM

I don't know the answers to your questions, but I do know that after the party you should wash your fife before sticking it in your mouth.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/01/2008 02:37 PM

There is one simple answer which will make sure you are covered, no matter who you invite to the party...Tranny's. Everyone loves the Trans-gendered!

And take lots of pictures.

Email in profile.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/01/2008 02:45 PM

Did you suddenly lose my email addy? Or my landline number? Or how about my cell phone number?


One gay bachelor party to which I was not invited, but cooked for (back in 2000, and got paid for, in cash) featured movies on VHS such as "Valley of The Dolls," "Pink Flamingos," and "Harder Studs." Both partners attneded, and everyone had facials and Mimosas or Bellinis.


Sheesh, do I have to tell you everything?

Wendy Lady - starting off as an orgasm 156,790 17
07/01/2008 03:12 PM

I like Declan's idea - but throw in a little H.R. Puff'N'Stuff vids too and make sure everyone knows the definition of the "facials" they can expect.

Or, arrange for a VIP party booth at a local drag show venue. That's always fun!! Yes, invite the lesbians and I'd invite both partners.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/01/2008 03:20 PM

No matter what. I'm sure they'll have a gay old time.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/01/2008 03:51 PM

Not that kind of facial, Trae, darling.


I saw the video made of the party, and the facials came from the Clinique and La Prairie counters.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/01/2008 04:14 PM

everyone had facials and Mimosas or Bellinis.

These guys are gay, but they aren't faigs. If I suggested facials or mimosas, I'd probably get my ass kicked.

By the way, bro, you'll be invited. The two brides are George and Greg.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/01/2008 04:26 PM

How trendy of them.


They have only been together since 1994.


Is one of them pregnant?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/01/2008 04:45 PM

Of course not, silly! They're both post-menopausal.

Chit 178,781 15
07/01/2008 05:57 PM

Whistler made Diet Coke come out of my nose.


It's settled then.

Just have Declan as the entertainment.





Everyone LOVES a magician.

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 12,955 12
07/01/2008 06:07 PM

Decorate the room in pink, play back-to-back episodes of Will and Grace and serve cocktails with those little umbrellas. All gays like those.

*runs for cover*

Antmusic 4 4
07/01/2008 06:38 PM

Being serious. Normally, The one who invited you is the one you throw the party for.

BUT, they might not want seperate parties. They might love to get co-lapdances at Chipendales. My brother went to a drag show with his future-wife the day before he got married.

You invite whoever is their friends, male or female. Lesbians shouldn't have a problem with a male stripper being in the same room as them (as long as the stripper isn't rubbing up against them).

Talk to the one who invited you... then talk to the couple. Some people have issues about their "spouse" having a last harrah (innocent or not).

Chit 178,781 15
07/01/2008 06:47 PM

Some people have issues about their "spouse" having a last harrah (innocent or not).


Those are ALWAYS the best parties...

Cinderblock- disappointed idealist. 27,578 25
07/01/2008 06:50 PM

Get strippers of both genders just to cover all of your bases.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
07/01/2008 06:52 PM

Take them all hunting.

Unleash Your Inner Zolton 88,205 34
07/01/2008 06:58 PM

For what? Matching dickies?

Unleash Your Inner Zolton 88,205 34
07/01/2008 06:59 PM

I'm not sure whether trying to explain what I meant there would make things better or worse.



I'll just back away slowly.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/01/2008 07:40 PM

Chickens, darling, they DO hunt....for REPUBLICAN Securities salesdroids!


After all, I have known George since 1980, and Greg since 1993.