Unleash Your Inner Zolton 88,205 34
07/02/2008 05:02 PM

1. Fletch Lives
2. Battlefield Earth
3. Nothing But Trouble
4. The Matrix Reloaded
5. That new Indiana Jones train wreck

This is 'Top 5 Movies of All Time That Should Have Been Good, But Instead Made You Want to Cram a Boom Mic Down the Director's Pouty Gullet', right?

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/02/2008 05:21 PM

1) Lawrence Of A Labia
2) Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
3) Diddle-Her on the Roof
4) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
5) Children Of The Cornhole

Honorable mention to My Best Friends Wetting.

syncope also has a Dobro 49,019 14
07/02/2008 05:27 PM

1. Mung Champ's Frost-ing Stupid
2. Mung Champ's Frost-ing Stupid 2: Electric Boogaloo
3. Seriously. He Sucks.
4. Please Fall On a Sword or Something
5. You're Ruining GAB.

Nachos - Sociopaths of the world unite! 57,521 23
07/02/2008 05:40 PM

1. High Fidelity

I'm ebarrassed to say that film pretty much accurately describes my life. It is awesome though.

Phuc. Phuc of the Mountain. 237,919 21
07/02/2008 05:52 PM

1. UHF


That's it. Good night.

Thud 68,506 19
07/02/2008 06:04 PM

1. Four Stars
2. Horror at Party Beach
3. Ran
4. Xtro
5. Chopping Mall

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/02/2008 06:22 PM

Apparently not having a job (or a life) is getting you down Randy. I saw an add for "Body double wanted" in your neighborhood for Frank Cliendo. Maybe you can spend some time getting hit by a bus and not surviving.

Oh and Amazon Women on the Moon was excellent.

syncope also has a Dobro 49,019 14
07/02/2008 06:50 PM

Is that enough of my personal information disclosed that I can have him banned?

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2008 06:59 PM

1 Goodfellas
2 Old School
3 The Shawshank Redemption
4 American Beauty
5 High Fidelity

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/02/2008 06:59 PM

Apologies for re-posting your profile, if that is a rule violation. Mea Culpa.

But if I gotta go out, then his phone number is 225-Jerk-off. But I guess everyone already knew that.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/02/2008 07:55 PM

1. Leaving Las Vegas.

2. Show Me Love.

3. The Decline of The American Empire.

4. Man on The Train.

5. The Lives of Others.

Squ....... uh what was my name again? 53,270 54
07/02/2008 08:00 PM

1. Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
2. E.T.
3. Total Recall
4. Rambo
5. Starship Troopers

And Frost you for your comments in advance!

Cinderblock- disappointed idealist. 27,578 25
07/02/2008 10:35 PM

Uh... which of my moods am I supposed to post from here? My "Happy Cinder" favorite movies or "Cranky Cinder" favorite movies?

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/02/2008 10:36 PM

Is there a 'Breathing Heavy and Slathered in Butterscotch Sauce' Cinder?


Because it would probably be that one.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/02/2008 10:58 PM

To Kill a Mockingbird
The Man Who Would Be King
The Wizard of Oz
Dr. Strangelove
Burnt By The Sun


I'm fairly sure that all but four of those are in the top five.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
07/02/2008 11:10 PM

1. The Man who Would be King (#1 Dogs! 1!)

2. Mountains of the Moon

3. Jaws

4. The Bourne Identity

5. Animal House

the Avenged 126 6
07/02/2008 11:30 PM

1. Happy Gilmore

2. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

3. Biodome

4. Click

5. Matrix trilogy + Animatrix

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/02/2008 11:46 PM

5. Calling All Quakers
4. The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West
3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
2. Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass
1. Dial M for Murderousness

Cinderblock- disappointed idealist. 27,578 25
07/03/2008 12:33 AM

Is there a 'Breathing Heavy and Slathered in Butterscotch Sauce' Cinder?

Nope. Buffalo sauce.

It stings.

Phuc. Phuc of the Mountain. 237,919 21
07/03/2008 06:17 AM

What's the matter, Zolton? "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" not good enough for you?

Unleash Your Inner Zolton 88,205 34
07/03/2008 09:15 AM

Actually, what I really wanted to list was 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules'.

But I knew what was coming.




Fag.

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
07/03/2008 10:47 AM

Assuming the criteria is "Movies we enjoy" as opposed to "Movies that are good" - and yes, there certainly IS a difference - then:

5)The Glass Key
4)Aliens
3)The Rocky Horror Picture Show
2)Showgirls
1)Kellys Heroes

Rene 1,810 11
07/03/2008 11:28 AM

1. The Godfather I & II
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. O Brother Where Art Thou
4. 40 Year Old Virgin
5. Walk the Line, Dreamgirls, Grease

I have way too many favorites. The only that never change position are the Godfathers.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/03/2008 11:46 AM

This is really hard, because I don't know whether to list the obscure movies I love so I can impress you all with my wide knowledge of film and discerning taste, or foreign movies so I seem sophisticated and urbane, or the hipster movies I like, or the manly movies I like, or the romantic ones, the comedies or the classics.

And what I think I'll really enjoy often shifts from day to day.

So I'm creating a category, which makes it easier: my five all time favorite movies that have the word adventure or adventures in the title. In no particular order.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

The Poseidon Adventure

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/03/2008 11:56 AM

5)The Glass Key

The George Raft version or the Alan Ladd?

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
07/03/2008 01:05 PM

The '42 version with Alan Ladd. Claire Dodd was a pretty woman, but she was no Veronica Lake.

I still swoon for a woman with hair in her eyes. Which admittedly made for an odd mix of horror and eroticism when watching "Ringu".

Wendy Lady - starting off as an orgasm 156,790 17
07/03/2008 01:32 PM

Not in any particular order:

Kelly's Heroes
Hotel Rwanda
Little Shop of Horrors
Shawshank Redemption
Serendipity

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/03/2008 02:25 PM

Here are five great ones that no one has mentioned yet:

12 Angry Men (the original Sidney Lumet version, with Henry Fonda)
Blue Velvet
Memento
Taxi Driver
Reservoir Dogs


And my five favorites that have been mentioned here:

The Godfather I & II
To Kill a Mockingbird
Leaving Las Vegas
Goodfellas
The Wizard of Oz

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/03/2008 02:27 PM

If nobody gets around to mentioning Glengarry, Glen Ross, I'm going to take pictures of my junk and send it to all of your mothers.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/03/2008 02:31 PM

<action>dangles his gold Rolex in front of Zolton</action>This is worth more than your car! So Frost you! That's who I am, and that's why I'm not mentioning Glengarry, Glen Ross!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/03/2008 02:54 PM

Frost You, that's my name.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/03/2008 02:57 PM

And Zolton - Put. That coffee. Down.


Coffee's for closers only.

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/03/2008 03:07 PM

Every time I take my dog for a walk, I tell her its time by saying:

'Will you go outside? Will you? Will you please go outside? Will you, please?'

If I ever play that scene on DVD when she's in the room, she'll probably empty her bowels on the carpet.

FM 21-76 3,163 6
07/03/2008 07:01 PM

Fear And Loathing
The Crow
The Godfather
Aliens
So I Married an Axe Murderer

I would have put high fidelity on the list if they would have let me be an extra. The highschool scene was filmed at my highschool while I was there, and those pricks wouldn't let me walk through a hallway. So we'd just keep Frost-ing up scenes by throwing long passes into the scene. The "record shop" was about a block away from the apartment I lived in, so got to pass that every day too, and still no extra part. Those Frosters.

Self Deprecating Squirrel 53,270 54
07/04/2008 01:56 AM

<action>Exclaims, then he Asks, and then Thinks.</action> I just watched "History of the World part 1" again. Best Frost-ing movie EVER!







Does anyone have some Cheetos?







I got the munchies.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
07/04/2008 06:15 AM

This thread is EXACTLY like High Fidelity. You make your top five, hear someone else's, and add three more to your top five without taking three from the original list.

Frost it, I'll just make you a tape.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/04/2008 07:53 AM

Anyone want a copy of The Beta Band's The Three EPs?

Here's mine for real so you can all trash my bad taste:

1. My Neighbor Totoro
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. High Fidelity
5. Alien

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/05/2008 12:26 AM

You Gabbers made great choices...

Matrix
His Girl Friday
Shawshank Redemption
Animal House
Network

Honorable Mentions
Posideon Adventure
Titanic
12 Angry Men

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/05/2008 12:28 AM

Oh...Origional Godzilla and Jackie Chan's Drunk Monkey

Phuc 237,919 21
07/05/2008 04:08 PM

Master Killer
5 Deadly Venoms
Kid with the Golden Arm
Kung Fu Hustle
Dirty Ho

Varry White 183 7
07/06/2008 09:14 PM

1. Down Periscope
2. Princess Bride
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Airplane
5. The Last Dragon (ok, maybe not)

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/07/2008 12:13 AM

It's hard to choose because I've got so many. These are just a few that I've watched over and over and don't get tired of them.

In no particular order:

1. V For Vendetta

2. Serenity

3. Lord Of The Rings trilogy

4. The Prestige - Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman? Mmmmmmm ...

5. Hellboy

Okay, so they're not classics, but they're enjoyable.

And Squirrel, my hub would totally agree with you about Starship Troopers. In spite of the cheesy premise and cheesier dialogue, it is a fun movie.

Al Sleet 77,546 17
07/07/2008 12:20 AM

<action>CTRL+F "Goin' Ape"</action>


You guys suck.

Self Deprecating Squirrel 53,270 54
07/07/2008 12:52 AM

And Squirrel, my hub would totally agree with you about Starship Troopers. In spite of the cheesy premise and cheesier dialogue, it is a fun movie.

Plus, I get to see boobies(if only briefly). And, "Come the Frost on" the scene where the brain bug sucks the guys brain out, Classic!

Barack Ophlama 131,068 34
07/07/2008 12:58 AM

I don't mind the part where Denise Richards gets stabbed. I don't mind rewinding that part and watching it over and over.

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/07/2008 02:24 AM

CHEESIEST line?

"It's afraid!"

Phuc 237,919 21
07/07/2008 08:16 AM

Knowing what we know now about Doogie Howser, I have a newfound appreciation for how difficult it must have been for him to film that "alien speculum" scene at the end.

"Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick."

csme 15,189 12
07/07/2008 09:24 AM

Shawshank Redemption
Terms of Endearment
Dogma
Glengarry, Glen Ross
The Sound of Music

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
07/07/2008 09:27 AM

1. Barbarella
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Shindler's List
4. Surf Nazi's Must Die
5. Marc the Nark II: Blood, Seat and Fear.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/07/2008 10:32 AM

<action>Skips through the thread wearing nothing but a tattered curtian singing...</action>

"High on a hill lived a lonely Goatheard,
Lahee yodelahee, yodela hee hee...

Phuc 237,919 21
07/07/2008 11:32 AM

4. Surf Nazis Must Die

"Mom! Call me 'Smeg!'"

A classic line of American Cinema.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/07/2008 11:41 AM

Oh, Shakespeare, what was that Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins movie where they lived on some ranch in Montana or something...Pitt goes of to WWI and kills a thousand Germans or something
Hopkins has a stroke and marries an Indian Squaw or something

You know, THAT movie...it ROCKed

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/07/2008 11:56 AM

The Departed
Boondock Saints
The Usual Suspects
Shrek trilogy (ya, ya, I know.)
Weekend at Bernie's

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/07/2008 12:13 PM

Weekend at Bernies...Pubah dead to the rest

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/07/2008 12:20 PM

Watch 'em. They'll do ya good.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/07/2008 12:41 PM

Will I find them in dumpsters, or do I have to sneak into the theater (walk into the drive-in)?

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,711 7
07/07/2008 12:41 PM

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
Die Hard
Saving Private Ryan
We Were Soldiers



and in Honor of Syncope -

Taboo (you figure it out)

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/07/2008 03:50 PM

Pubah, are you referring to Legends Of The Fall?

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/07/2008 03:52 PM

Taboo (you figure it out)

No.

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/07/2008 04:09 PM

Top 5 3 movies with dog in the title:

Reservoir Dogs
Dogma
A Boy and his Dog

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/07/2008 04:13 PM

Dog Day Afternoon
Dogfight
All Dogs Go to Heaven


Honorable Mention: Cujo.

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/07/2008 04:16 PM

Dog Day Afternoon?


Was anyone famous in that?

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/07/2008 04:57 PM

<action>starts screaming "ATTICA!"</action>

REASH 48 5
07/07/2008 05:38 PM

You've got Mail
Aliens
Team America World Police
Beverly Hills Cop
Lethal Weapon
Debbie does Dallas

Squirrels on Crack 53,270 54
07/07/2008 06:38 PM

Top 5 3 movies with dog in the title:


1. Girl's Gone Wild "Doggystyle"
2. Hot Dog...The Movie
3. Girl's Gone Wild "Doggystyle"

Honorable mention: Girl's Gone Wild "Doggystyle"

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/07/2008 07:30 PM

Whatever. K-9.

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/07/2008 09:57 PM

Honorable mention: Girl's Gone Wild "Doggystyle"

Two minutes of sweaty, grunting sex then kick ya off the couch to get me a sammich.

Pram 80,728 42
07/07/2008 10:11 PM

1. Universal
2. Metro-Goldwyn Meyer
3. Tri-Star
4. Paramount
5. Touchstone

Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/08/2008 02:50 AM

Have Rocket, Will Travel
Lassie Come Home
Lady and the Tramp
Etc.

Seriously, We Were Soldiers was a good one.
If Pubah was a woman, he would sooooo wanna do Mel Gibson.

A cupie doll for GNazi...Legends of the Fall kicked much ass!!!

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/08/2008 02:55 AM

Spirited Away
The Princess Bride
Labyrinth
Titanic
The Shawshank Redemption

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/08/2008 07:54 AM

You're very welcome, Pubah <SMOOCH>

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/08/2008 12:52 PM

<action>Slips GNazi the tounge duing her 'smooch'</action>

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 01:04 PM

Slut. Not you, Pubah, you can't help yourself.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/08/2008 01:15 PM

<action>While staring only at Lobsters ample Breasts...loins a stirrin</action>

What, you sayin Pubah's can't control their impulses?

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 01:16 PM

Zackly.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/08/2008 01:35 PM

Zackly.

So your top movie is "Saved by the Bell"?

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 01:36 PM

Get offa my lawn goddammit, before I call out the Dogs!

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/08/2008 01:38 PM

I won't dignify that with an answer.

Aww crap.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/08/2008 01:51 PM

Caddyshack
City of God
Goodfellas
On the Waterfront
Menace II Society

Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Unforgiven, Miller's Crossing are all great too.

ragnarqa 10 6
07/08/2008 02:02 PM

Isn't anyone going to pick
Young Frankenstein

It's pronounced Fronk-en-steen!

Squirrels on Crack 53,270 54
07/08/2008 02:04 PM

No!

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/08/2008 02:09 PM

<action>Throws Blazin Saddles on teh bandwagon</action>

Chix 286,580 61
06/09/2011 06:06 AM

Funny as I re-read this and clicked the funny ones how many I had clicked before.

Dang you long memory Zug computer!