Self Deprecating Squirrel 53,270 54
07/06/2008 06:46 PM

<action>is wondering how he could have put the wrong address on the package</action>

Uhhhhh!

Drug's are bad!

I hope those bad people a caught?!

Self Deprecating Squirrel 53,270 54
07/06/2008 06:47 PM

a = are

Barack Ophlama 131,068 34
07/06/2008 06:49 PM

Yes, but what are you going to do to fix the funny?

Self Deprecating Squirrel 53,270 54
07/06/2008 06:52 PM

Your mom.

And you.


Do you like it in the eye?

Barack Ophlama 131,068 34
07/06/2008 06:57 PM

...you're doing it wrong.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/06/2008 06:57 PM

The more stupid stoners who miss their stashes, the more...


uhh...


I fuhgot what I was gonna say n' Shakespeare.

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/06/2008 10:23 PM

What has brown done for you lately?

Closet Friend 7,665 11
07/06/2008 10:48 PM

<action> finishes the thread heading... </action>...it's da ganja! Also:

Authorities posed as FedEx employees and arrested the shipment's intended recipient...

Now THAT's how you prank somebody!

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/06/2008 10:55 PM

Damn! I knew I should have moved back to Baltimore for the summer!

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
07/06/2008 11:13 PM

<action>makes mental note NOT to use Fedex again</action>

gloryhole 21,656 29
07/06/2008 11:55 PM

What has brown done for you lately?

They stole my god damn radio!

the Avenged 126 6
07/07/2008 01:00 AM

Officials say he was charged Thursday with possession of a large quantity of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute
Since when is Weed a dangerous substance? also, if you're gonna send drugs, Use the USPS people, they cant go through Shakespeare like Fed-Ex, UPS, and DHL, etc..

Phuc 237,919 21
07/07/2008 08:21 AM

Since when is Weed a dangerous substance?

1. It makes already-stupid people monumentally stupider.

2. It increases the quantity of non-biodegradable funyon bags in our nation's landfills.

3. Dominoes Delivery boys have to drive twice as fast to keep up with increased orders.

4. It totally Frosts up your lungs, internal organs, and chromosomes, thus producing even dumber offspring, making it possible for some currently-lame foreign country to take over America within two generations with only mass quantities of Funyons, pizza, and some Nerf rifles.

23. Flushed bongwater creates CHUDs.

Bang-A-Tard 170 4
07/07/2008 08:26 AM

I flush my bong water, only after I have used it for an enema.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/08/2008 06:47 AM

Weeds has also been known to cause priapism.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/08/2008 07:26 AM

That is an extremely Photoshopped but.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/08/2008 07:32 AM

I mean... arse.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/08/2008 08:41 AM

Every time I look at the title of this thread I think,"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno"

In the back of my mind, I know it's about the Lobsta wanting a bunch of drug's. But, I can't help thinking about the pizza.




My wife has me on a diet, someone shoot me now!

Gobbes - Calvin's Secret Gay Friend 171 4
07/08/2008 10:36 AM

What kind of moron turns in 200 pounds of weed?

Hell, I don't do cocaine, but if that Shakespeare was delivered to my door, I'd be behind a high school ruining lives.


I'd also sell the cocaine.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/08/2008 10:39 AM

What kind of moron turns in 200 pounds of weed?

One that is no longer in high school.

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,711 7
07/08/2008 10:53 AM

One that is no longer in high school never graduated Kindergarten. After all he probably finger painted with his nose.

Clos F 7,665 11
07/08/2008 01:01 PM

Every time I look at the title of this thread I think, "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno"

It's.  Da.  Ganja!





























I know, I know - it was funnier the first time...

Squirrels on Crack 53,270 54
07/08/2008 01:06 PM

No, no it wasn't.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/08/2008 01:08 PM

Its not delivery, its an abortion!

Clos F 7,665 11
07/08/2008 04:18 PM

<action> zips hand overhead from front to back... </action>No, no it wasn't

Whoosh!

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 05:05 PM

No, Closet Friend, you weren't funny. You're still not.

Thud 68,506 19
07/08/2008 06:19 PM

What kind of moron turns in 200 pounds of weed?

The kind of moron who received 400 pounds of weed in the mail.

gloryhole 21,656 29
07/08/2008 08:05 PM

Every time I look at the title of this thread I think,"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno

In the back of my mind, I know it's about the Lobsta wanting a bunch of drug's. But, I can't help thinking about the pizza.




My wife has me on a diet, someone shoot me now!

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/08/2008 08:07 PM

That was almost funny!




Almost!

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/08/2008 08:54 PM

You know I was reading HoB and what's her name mailed Kake a box of poop.

Not that's a delivery.

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/08/2008 08:54 PM

Now, now, calm down.

Clos F 7,665 11
07/08/2008 09:32 PM

<action> squints at Tosha...</action>-- frankly states the gabber flaunting my stuff as her tagline.  That's right - I'm your Oscar de la Renta, Baby!

You wear it well, though...

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 11:03 PM

Soak up teh awesome. Bask in my glory.
Thanks for the funny. You have been removed from my "Those Who I Want Dead" list.

gloryhole 21,656 29
07/08/2008 11:47 PM

That was almost funny!

Think of it as advice.