Squirrels on Crack 53,270 54
07/07/2008 12:42 PM

<action>takes time out from ass-fisting strangers to say</action>

Have a great trip.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/07/2008 12:44 PM

You should get a red white and blue shirt, some blue speedos with white stars, a cowboy hat, a can of Bud, some sunglasses, and a big cigar, and walk around to campsites near the lake and yell, "What do you fags do for fun up here?" Then drop your drawers and take a dump on the ground.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/07/2008 12:45 PM

Then declare you just bombed Iraq.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/07/2008 12:49 PM

Hug your girlfriend...
Go for a walk on the beach with your girlfried...
Sample Canadian wine with your girlfriend...
Get ass fisted by your girlfriend...
Do all the things you can't do here with your girlfriend
When you turn out the light and go to sleep, tell your girlfriend you love her (if you do)

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/07/2008 12:51 PM

I thin you're doing this wrong pubah.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/07/2008 12:51 PM

I also think you're doing this wrong, Pubah.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/07/2008 12:56 PM

Frost off Huevos...

Look at the stars Bob, and try to find Traflamar or where ever the hell you're from in the Canadian sky.

Sing Patriotic American songs at a Canadian Karaoke bar

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/07/2008 04:15 PM

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no a great way to go through life vacation, son.

Thud 68,506 19
07/07/2008 06:27 PM

When you go to the beach you should find time to go faux-fishing.

Rent or bring a rod and reel, but take all the line off the reel. Spend a few hours going through the motions of fishing, telling everyone around what type of lure/bait you are using and how the fish having been putting up a good fight.

After "fishing" for a few hours, take your girl out for a nice seafood dinner.

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/07/2008 09:40 PM

Pubah, I think I love you ...

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/07/2008 09:53 PM

Looks like a really nice place to visit - the kind of place where you could do every or nothing, depending on your mood. Try the wind-surfing. That looks fun.

Enjoy yourself. Have a great trip!

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/08/2008 02:57 AM

<action>In his best Dr Ruth/Freudian voice</action>

So, Mizz Nazi...tell me why you think you love this...Pubah.

Did your mothah beat you?..were you denied that pony?..did seeing your fathah naked stirr strange and guilty feelinks of atttrousal oont your naughty bits?

Phuc 237,919 21
07/08/2008 06:29 AM

I was going to say "cow tipping," but seeing as it's Canada, that would be rude.

How about "cow nudging?"

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 06:03 PM

Pubah, I think I love you ...





BATTLE ROYALE!!

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/08/2008 06:12 PM

Have a great vacation, BJ.

But only by Canadian standards.

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/08/2008 06:20 PM

Did your mothah beat you?..were you denied that pony?..did seeing your fathah naked stirr strange and guilty feelinks of atttrousal oont your naughty bits?

No, no beatings by mommy.

I don't recall asking for a pony, so that's probably not it.

Oh, hell no, but it did make me throw up a little.

Hug your girlfriend...
Go for a walk on the beach with your girlfried...
Sample Canadian wine with your girlfriend...
Get ass fisted by your girlfriend...
Do all the things you can't do here with your girlfriend
When you turn out the light and go to sleep, tell your girlfriend you love her (if you do)

You just say the sweetest things. Your post brought a tear to my eye ... especially the part about the ass fisting. That's SO romantic. I'll bet you really know how to treat a lady, seriously.

And for the record, I checked some of my last posts, and several of them were directed at you or something you had said. I think I'm stalking you, if that's OK.

Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/08/2008 08:41 PM

If you have to ask for permission, it's not stalking. It's sucking up.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/09/2008 10:15 AM

Stalk or (suck) away...

...But beware of the lobster.

She has sharp claws and walks backwards.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 02:22 AM

Pubah incurable romantic

If you're gonna bring that special someone on a trip to a far away land, why not hold hands, drink wine and show them how much they're appreciated...


...before you sell them in the flesh trade for a case of Marlboros.

The Rosskonian 34 4
07/10/2008 03:59 AM

What I normally like to do when I'm out of town is get myself into as many pictures as possible. Especially ones where it wouldn't make sense to have you in the picture. Like get a picture of you in foreground in the parking lot of the hotel with your girlfriend parking the car in the background. Or in the case of fishing, get a picture of yourself in the front and someone fishing behind you. Bonus points if you didn't ask permission.

A few other ideas:
A shot of you standing next to some roadkill in BC.
A picture of you in one of the local cemetaries.
A picture of you in front of a gas station price sign.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/10/2008 05:10 AM

A picture of you with a bloody machete, with your girlfriend in the background holding up The Rosskonian head.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 05:43 PM

- A picture of you hypnotizing a Caribou
- A picture on some scenic Canadian waterfall
- A picture of you and your girlfriend with a flock of Puffins

Pubah's love Puffins

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/10/2008 05:47 PM

Why don't you just do what everyone does on vacation:

Get ridiculously drunk and try to convince the GF to let you put it in her butt. You can even use this as your scientific research.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 05:49 PM

- Get HER rediculously drunk
- Put IT in her butt
- Take pictures

Don't forget to tell her you love her afterwards (if you do).

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 12,955 12
07/10/2008 05:50 PM

Well you could go somewhere public and laugh at Canadians saying "aboot".