Akimbo this 211,594 32
07/08/2008 09:05 PM

Meh. It's no Frank and the Frijoles.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/08/2008 09:45 PM

Is that your real voice?

If it is I want you to write a song about anal sex with Syncope and Ravos as the participants.

Call it: Dick Head Sex

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
07/08/2008 10:01 PM

I don't know about you guys but for some reason I liked it.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/08/2008 10:44 PM

write a song about anal sex with Syncope

You're finally dropping the pretense that your fascination with me isn't sexual?

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/08/2008 11:00 PM

Pram,

I love you. Don't ever change.

Love,
Rock Lobstah

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
07/08/2008 11:09 PM

I like it also. Keep posting more PRAM...

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/08/2008 11:10 PM

That might be the best thing you've ever done dude.

Good job!


P.S. Under no circumstances should you assume that this has measurably reduced your
overall suckatude, because it hasn't.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/08/2008 11:25 PM

You're finally dropping the pretense that your fascination with me isn't sexual?

I never said it wasn't sexual. Haven't I said, "Suck my dick Syncope". I'm not gay and have no interest in you but, I know your broke ass, no job having, soon to be homeless ass needs the 5 dollars I would pay you for the service. So, I'm willing to let you do the "Deed" to pay for your 150 dollar a day Crack habit.


Or you can Suck it for free!

Pram 80,728 42
07/08/2008 11:54 PM

Dear Neophyte,

Eat me!

*noogie*

Rock Lobstah- Your love sucks! It's only room termperature; what can I do with THAT?!

gloryhole 21,656 29
07/09/2008 12:26 AM

You're finally dropping the pretense that your fascination with me isn't sexual?

I never said it wasn't sexual. Haven't I said, "Suck my dick Syncope". I'm not gay and have no interest in you but, I know your broke ass, no job having, soon to be homeless ass needs the 5 dollars I would pay you for the service. So, I'm willing to let you do the "Deed" to pay for your 150 dollar a day Crack habit.


Or you can Suck it for free!























Sucker.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/09/2008 12:30 AM

Wow, you really suck at this don't you?

gloryhole 21,656 29
07/09/2008 12:38 AM

A. Syncope was leading you into a trap.

2. You fell for it.

d. That makes you a sucker.

Q. Sucker.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/09/2008 12:48 AM

1 you are stupid
2 see number 1
3 Poop

Honorable mention:
Suck a bucket of Dick

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/09/2008 03:42 AM

Hot damn, manhole earned his wings.

The Rosskonian 34 4
07/09/2008 04:10 AM

I like it Pram. Look forward to hearing more.

Like a full cd...yea, that'd be nice. Then I can play it in my car and be an even more elitist jerk:

"Who is this?! OMG! Your telling me you never heard of Pram?!...get out of my car!"

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/09/2008 08:32 AM

"Who is this?! OMG! Your telling me you never heard of Pram?!...get out off of my car lawn!"

Fixed

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
07/09/2008 08:44 AM

...get out of my car!"

I now have that crappy David Hasselhoff song in my head.

Thanks a bunch, gab.

..Though it kind of grows on you.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/09/2008 10:08 AM

Hasslehoff is so contagious. DAMN YOU!

Pram 80,728 42
07/09/2008 11:09 AM

Heh heh, if you close your eyes, he's totally Meatloaf.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/09/2008 11:25 AM

Pram, you got me hooked on a feeling.

Pram 80,728 42
07/09/2008 01:34 PM

What's the feeling? Of having to Shakespeare?

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 12,955 12
07/09/2008 03:42 PM

I made a new song!

So? I made a dookie in my underwear but you don't hear me shouting about it.



Wait. Oh.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/09/2008 04:03 PM

You've probably already seen it Pram, but this is for you.

Pram 80,728 42
07/09/2008 04:51 PM

Awww, YEAH!!! That guy is one of my favorite stopmotion animators. He's really creative with the stuff he uses.

We're not talking about stopmotion in this thread, though, goddammit. There's a time and place for that.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/09/2008 08:05 PM

That's a pretty decent song pram. If you made an album, I would totally illegally download buy it.

Pram 80,728 42
07/09/2008 11:56 PM

Awww, thanks Ravos. I would totally punch you in the face for a joke appreciate your interest!

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/10/2008 11:45 PM

Ravos, it's time to eat your words, my friend.

I've just signed up with a music site. Streaming is free, downloads are .99 cents (I only get .70 out of each dollar), non-exclusive licensing is $200.00 (remixes, other Shakespeare) and if someone wants to buy the exclusive rights, each song is $10,000.00 (what can I say? I finally bellieve in myself and it's a fair price for all of the struggling I've done over the past 12 years).

It's time to cash in, my other friends. Watch me rise to the top like the icecream in yo mothaFrostin' rootbeer.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/10/2008 11:47 PM

Oh, and for all inses and purpotents, I love you all.

Chit 178,781 15
11/10/2008 11:49 PM

Until then, I'll have a large grape slurpee.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/11/2008 12:06 AM

Can I piss in it?

As far as the convenience store, I can't afford to work there anymore. My rent just went up 40% in an effort by my roommates to intervene when they saw that I was trying to go back.

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/11/2008 02:20 PM

Ravos, it's time to eat your words, my friend.

Generally speaking, what comes out of my body isn't meant to go back in.

Also, who do you think you are, saying "my friend"? You aren't John McCain. You don't know vegetables!

Unless you're also friends with Stephen Hawking.

Sarin - Sheep Man 699 11
11/11/2008 10:10 PM

<i>

1 you are stupid

2 see number 1

3 Poop



Honorable mention:

Suck a bucket of Dick</i>



Everyone hates me, but goddamn! Even my comebacks are better then this.

Somebody go jiggle their zipper for this looser.

Sarin - Sheep Man 699 11
11/11/2008 10:11 PM

New text box is super gay!

This flash Shakespeare can suck on my turds.

I typed that whole message before the script even loaded, and there is no way to turn the piece of Shakespeare off.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/12/2008 01:42 AM

HEY, that's my friend you're messing with, sheepFroster.

I actualylike Ravos. You're just jealous 'cause he's funny, and you're noxious.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/12/2008 02:24 AM

Well, folks,

<a href="http://www.soundclick.com/prammaven">We're live.</a>

I'm about to lose my home, so if you buy a song, I will love you forever.

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/12/2008 08:21 AM

New ZUG is the best!

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/12/2008 07:46 PM

You're just happy 'cause you're black.

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/13/2008 08:15 AM

I am?

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/13/2008 08:04 PM

You were.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/16/2008 08:49 AM

Update:

Da last album is out!

(they're being released in reverse-chronological order, so that by the time I put out the first album, I won't suck any longer)

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/16/2008 09:47 PM

Until then, I'll have a large grape slurpee.

Chit, I just sprayed slurpee all over my keyboard.  Beeeeeyouteafull!

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/17/2008 09:27 AM

Update: Pram, I was seriously going to buy your 1 song you had on your site Friday night. But then, I went to buy it, and they wanted me to sign up to their crappy site. So I signed up to their crappy site and tried to buy it, and they wanted a minimum of $10 added to my account, so I'd have to find other people and download their music too. In the end, I decided it was too much hassle and gave up.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/17/2008 01:54 PM

Thanks, Ravos.

I combat the issue, I have released the entire album for $7.99

I would put it out for $9.99, and this would take care of the minimum $10.00 problem, but then I wouldn't know what to charge for each song.

Maybe I'll just suck it up and sell the album for 10 bucks, and each song for 99 cents. Frost it.

Chit 178,781 15
11/17/2008 02:24 PM

Maybe I'll just suck it up and sell the album for 10 bucks, and each song for 99 cents. Frost it.





Yea...that ought to solve everything.  



 Have you thought of where the hell you're gonna store all the cash yet?  

 

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/17/2008 05:15 PM

A shoe.

You got any better ideas, as far as pricing? Ravos isn't the only one who thought that Soundclick's checkout system sucks.

My problem is that most singles are sold for 99 cents. Ok... But I have 9 songs. I could sell it at 12.99, but if someone wants to put in a round figure, it would have to be as close to $10.00 as possible.

I can drop the price for each song, but then that makes the album look overpriced, and if I raise the price per song above 99 cents, then I'm no longer competetive with other prices on the site.

In short, I'm Frosted no matter what I do. Pass the condoms.

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/18/2008 12:12 PM

Solution: make more songs to add to the album. Then instead of 9 songs, you could have, say, 12. Then if they bought the whole album for $10, they'd still be getting more than if they had bought the singles.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/18/2008 11:04 PM

I thought about that, Ravos, but

there are only so many songs in which you can start to lose the will to live without sounding cliche.

Then again... HI, STAIND!

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/19/2008 08:24 AM

By the way, I charge a consulting fee of $10/post, but I'll settle for a free copy of your album. 'Cause I'm such a nice guy.