Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/10/2008 08:13 AM

I don't even have tonsils.

...yet!



Wait, what?

Jolson - wtf?! 16,163 11
07/10/2008 08:28 AM

Stop turning tricks on the street corner sans condom and you should be fine.

Infections build character.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/10/2008 08:50 AM

Jolson have you always been around or did you just come back and I didn't notice you until now?

Jaggy, I find ginseng tea always helps.

Jolson - wtf?! 16,163 11
07/10/2008 10:08 AM

<action>tags out with Charleton Heston for his nostalgic story extra.</action>

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 6
07/10/2008 10:29 AM

I don't even have tonsils.

Call me when you lose your gag reflex and your aversion to herpesviridae.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 01:33 PM

Salt water gargle...


...and stop kissing sailors

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
07/10/2008 04:05 PM

I took a nasal spray lying down, it went down my nose hole into my throat and now my throat is all irritated and makes me do those supremely annoying little dry coughs every 2 seconds.

The kind of coughs that if you were sitting beside me on the bus, you'd want to 'Nachos' me.

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/10/2008 04:14 PM

Of all the GABbers' names to get verbed, the thought of someone being 'Nachosed' scares me most of all.

No, wait. Second-most.

Scratch that. Third. Possibly.

I'll have to give this some rather uncomfortable thought.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/11/2008 01:31 PM

<action>waits outside Zolton's door with a jar of crisco and three goats</action>

Nachos - Sociopaths of the world unite! 57,521 23
07/11/2008 01:35 PM

Of all the GABbers' names to get verbed, the thought of someone being 'Nachosed' scares me most of all.

No, wait. Second-most.

Scratch that. Third. Possibly.

That's because it means different things when applied to different people.

You I'd most likely rob of your best material and use it on here.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/11/2008 01:39 PM

You just got Nachosed!

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/11/2008 01:47 PM

It's still better than having Al sitting on my porch trying to BobJohnson Declan me.

Nachos - Sociopaths of the world unite! 57,521 23
07/11/2008 01:52 PM

I get a bad rap in this place simply because I firmly believe in my plans for cleaning up the planet and the gene-pool at the same time, one person at a time.

For those in the plan I can actually be a stand-up guy.

But, yeah, I'll freely admit that for the rest of you I'm pretty much the holocaust in Converse.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
07/11/2008 02:16 PM

Which would be worse, getting Phuc'd, DeClan'd or Trixxie'd?

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/11/2008 02:19 PM

I dunno. They'd all leave your ass pretty sore and raw, I'd think.

Though with Al, it'd only be days later, when all the chicken feet finally pass through you.