Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 6
07/10/2008 10:34 AM

Binoculars are for horny teenage boys and sweaty fat men trapped indoors.

Grow a pair and learn to hide in the closet like an adult.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/10/2008 10:38 AM

Jimmy Stewart in "Rear Window" was neither sweaty nor fat.


Trapped, I'll give you.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/10/2008 10:43 AM

I'm not sweaty.

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/10/2008 11:29 AM

Is that weird?

Not at all. I have that effect on most of the serial killers, cept' Nachos. Something about my skin that makes a man want to wear it.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/10/2008 11:32 AM

It's because it's sleek and shiny.

Like a twinkie.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/10/2008 11:45 AM

Don't forget about the cream filling.

Nachos - Sociopaths of the world unite! 57,521 23
07/10/2008 11:48 AM

Not at all. I have that effect on most of the serial killers, cept' Nachos.

You do realise I'm quite particular about who you lump me in with, right?

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
07/10/2008 12:24 PM

The only weird thing about it is that every single word of the lyrics in your song was spelled correctly.

Twenty bucks says you copied and pasted.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 01:32 PM

Pubah no want to wear your skin, Chance...

...Pubah want to imerse himself in your soft, nurturing flesh.

Nachos - Sociopaths of the world unite! 57,521 23
07/10/2008 01:44 PM

Ball-peen hammer first, no doubt.

Filly 39,193 20
07/10/2008 01:49 PM

<action>shudders</action>Pubah is Frost-ing creepy.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 01:56 PM

Pubah not Frosting anyone right now...


...would you like a go? It'll be the best seventy seconds of your life.

Filly 39,193 20
07/10/2008 02:02 PM

Perhaps you misunderstood..."Frost-ing creepy" is not a euphemism.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 02:06 PM

<action>Smiles at a picture of Filly taped to his monitor</action>

Hi Filly. Pubah always wanted to know...are from Philiadelphia, a cut of prime meat, or a female horse?

By the way, you look nice today.

Filly 39,193 20
07/10/2008 02:10 PM

<action>calls the police</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
07/10/2008 02:14 PM

<action>rolls up on a rickety jalopy packed with a dozen other minions, tripping over each other, Keystone-style</action>Last I heard, ma'am, first-degree douchebaggery is not a crime on this site.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 02:19 PM

Filly must live in the suburbs.

Police NEVER respond this fast in my cardboard cul-de-sac.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/10/2008 02:27 PM

The only weird thing about it is that every single word of the lyrics in your song was spelled correctly.

Twenty bucks says you copied and pasted.


Do you accept pay pal?

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/10/2008 04:02 PM

Dearest Chancie-poo,

It has been so long! Why have you stayed away? I only want to love you the only way I know how! I know I have unorthodox methods, but you said we could work through anything together. I thought that included sex with various fruits and kitchen utensils, but you haven't returned my calls since that wonderful night. Did I do something wrong?

Awaiting your response and leaving the light on,

KChiki.

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/10/2008 05:59 PM

She traveled in the trunk of my car, handcuffed and gagged followed me to Texas when I ran moved away from Florida.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 06:02 PM

You have a car?

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/10/2008 06:04 PM

I drive a Tiburon, when I'm not pimpin' the Jeep.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 06:06 PM

You rock...


...had a Scoupe.

Till the repo man came and got it.

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/10/2008 06:09 PM

If we're just going to chit-chat, Pubah, AIM and YIM in profile.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 06:10 PM

I call Fat Daughter!

Not enough room in a Tiburon trunk for Chances Deliciously, Donkeyish Deriaire.

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/10/2008 06:12 PM

You'd be surprised how many people much stuff I can fit in my trunk.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 06:12 PM

Aim and Yim? Wat dat be?

Gots ta go foraging for food.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/10/2008 06:14 PM

Bet you can fit a lot of stuff in that trunk of yours...


...once you've cut em into more manageable pieces.

rock lobsterotica. weird. 18,570 33
07/10/2008 06:15 PM

I prefer them whole if they're going in there. Small peices might get lost and have to be surgically removed.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/11/2008 12:32 AM

You know, it's real hard for me to stalk Chance with you two whoring up the thread!

Dogs Akimbo has pseudofolliculitis 211,594 32
07/11/2008 12:46 AM

Chance once cured me of leprosy by posting in a thread I had started.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/11/2008 02:54 AM

Teh Chance is legendary...

...They say she once rescued a python from a burning building by putting it in her vejayjay.

Then, there was this time at band camp...

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/11/2008 07:38 AM

Its good to be the Queen.


You all may live when I plan on envading.

Autra is at work! 10,560 11
07/11/2008 10:20 AM

So I was sitting here for about 10 minutes trying to think of something creepily funny to say, and I think that Pubah just out creepied pretty much anything I could possibly say.

Damn.

Uhhh...Chance...What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/11/2008 10:25 AM

Hey, this is MY Chance stalking thread! Start your own!

Autra is at work! 10,560 11
07/11/2008 10:31 AM

Chance stalking?

Pshh.

Chance stalks me.

Crazy madwoman is nuts.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/11/2008 10:40 AM

You are not worthy of licking the cheese from between her toes.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/12/2008 01:22 PM

Yes, Chance is teh Legendary...

Her hair is like cotton candy
her eyes like emeralds
her lips, red like pomegranets
her Reubenesque body like a alabaster greek sculpture
her hindquarters as a mature doe
her nipples like strawberry tootsie rolls
Teh Goddess is Chance

Bow down before her, nave!

Mung Champion 35,891 35
07/12/2008 02:04 PM

Chance can sneeze with her eyes open. She is just that awesome.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/12/2008 02:12 PM

Like I said before:

This is my Chance stalking thread, you guys go get your own.

Pubah, In Mourning 56,813 18
07/12/2008 02:16 PM

Down boy...we all love teh Chance.

UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 101,398 77
07/12/2008 03:05 PM

Chance! Come to KOL. I miss you.

JuSt ChAnCe 171,275 14
02/24/2011 04:30 PM

I miss Chance...wait, what?

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/24/2011 05:12 PM

Apparently you missed yourself so much you resurrected a 2 year old thread?


Same ol' Twinkie sucker.
(but meh, whatda I know)

turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2011 05:18 PM

SHE'S ALIIIIIIVE!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2011 06:28 PM

Hi Chance, I know how to spell Squirrel now and I've gotten a lot better with these binoculars.

JuSt ChAnCe 171,275 14
02/24/2011 09:42 PM

Awww. You love me, youse really love me!! Well, 3 of you anyways. I'll take what I can get nowadays!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2011 09:43 PM

Really? I've got something for you.

JuSt ChAnCe 171,275 14
02/24/2011 09:46 PM

OH! Is it shiny? I like shiny! The suspense is killing me!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!

Erm. I mean, it better not be a boner.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/24/2011 10:33 PM

Awww. You love me, youse really love me!! Well, 3 of you anyways. I'll take what I can get nowaday

HEY now... I was the one who stalkedsought you out on Facebook recently!

Pubah 56,813 18 Waves from beneath a snow drift
02/25/2011 02:39 AM

I haven't forgotennnn...

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/25/2011 10:25 AM

Who could forget.







What were we talking about?