Chit out-o-luck 178,781 15
07/18/2008 01:35 AM

I'll go with Steven Seagal.



Wow, he's gonna be so thrilled that you thought of him as an actor...

The Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/18/2008 03:24 AM

Andy Dick.

And I'm out.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/18/2008 03:46 AM

Steven Seagal doesn't live in Hollywood.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/18/2008 04:02 AM

I bet that as we speak,

thousands of movie industry bigwigs are overwhelmed by

the sheer volume of projects unsuitable for Ernest Borgnine

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/18/2008 04:03 AM

Syncope, I know you're busy raining on parade's and trying to assert your self as an authority figure on online message boards but I must correct you, Mr. Seagal lives in the greater Los Angeles area which would qualify him as living in "Hollywood."

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/18/2008 04:06 AM

...said the asshat.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/18/2008 04:26 AM

"Neophyte

7/18/2008 3:06 am

...said the asshat."

Well my friend,

The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!

Game. Set and Match.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/18/2008 04:29 AM

"Los Angeles area" does not equal "Hollywood." Thousands of people in Compton, Ontario, and Mid City will back me up on this.

And after two minutes on Wikipedia (which I am suing you for since I will never get that time in my life back) I can tell you:

a) Steven Seagal "keeps a home" in Brentwood. Brentwood is not Hollywood. It's a lot better than Hollywood, but it's not Hollywood.

b) He lives on a ranch in Colorado.

c) There's no apostrophe in "parades."

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/18/2008 04:30 AM

Ahh my good man (or woman) He also has a home on Mandeville Canyon Road, in Los Angeles.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/18/2008 04:32 AM

...which would be in Brentwood.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/18/2008 04:35 AM

My goodness, you've single-handedly taken this off topic, please refrain from ruining other "GABbers" posts, I know it's hard for someone as feeble and unintelligent as yourself, but try your best.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/18/2008 04:40 AM

Back on topic I think that William Shatner is a the single worst actor in show business. He is a true Hag.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/18/2008 05:56 AM

I think that by "in Hollywood," Taco meant "in the motion picture film industry," you heartless, evil, nasty bastards, you.


I gotta go with Screech. C'mon--a dirty sanchez caught on tape?

Phuc 237,919 21
07/18/2008 05:57 AM

My bad. That's a different Taco.

Hate on.

GrammarNazi - Call Me Grammarista 954 5
07/18/2008 09:41 AM

I'm going with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Apparently he's still making movies, but nothing I've ever heard of.

On a broader scale, I'd go with any actor/actress who's been reduced to doing B movies with $50 special effects on the Sci-Fi Channel.

And Frazier, if you MUST post your one VERY lame and unfunny joke ad nauseum in every thread on this board, please review your grammar and punctuation before you do. Sorry, but you're coming across as an uneducated idiot.

Please go back and read this page, especially 5 and 6

Phuc 237,919 21
07/18/2008 09:54 AM

And let's all take a flying FUQ while we're at it!

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/18/2008 09:56 AM

Damn, not the right Taco? And I had a GOOD one. But I'm not sharing it now!

Bang-A-Tard 170 4
07/18/2008 11:25 AM

Tom Cruise - A true study in gravity; what goes up must come down.

At least he has his Scientology net...

If he can keep up on his payments, being out of work and all.

Pubah In teh Morning 56,813 18
07/18/2008 12:28 PM

Most washed up?...
Natalie Wood

Millie 116,988 28
07/18/2008 02:02 PM

Meh. Tom Cruise is nuts, but he's still making movies.

I vote for Gary Busey and Tom Sizemore.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/18/2008 03:02 PM

Gary Busey does work for whatever the hell Court TV turned into now.

I vote Danny Bonnaduce. Yeah he still gets work, but the only work he gets consists of talking about what a douchey moron he is.

Plus, I used to work in the same building as his radio show. The guy wears RUBY red cowboy boots like every day.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
07/18/2008 03:22 PM

Lindsay Lohan. The fake tan-stache was the final nail in the coffin.

Shelly Bell-ee 77,143 25
07/18/2008 03:28 PM

The fake tan-stache

Good Lord! Maybe someone should tell her that she's supposed to apply it to her skin, not drink it.

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
07/18/2008 03:31 PM

Yeah, this stuff is toxic...


Come to think of it, maybe we should just let her drink it.

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
07/18/2008 03:32 PM

Pee-Wee Herman is also a must on any washed up actor list.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
07/18/2008 03:35 PM

<action> calls out </action>Oh TTJ..

I do love pudding pops 1,379 9
07/18/2008 05:16 PM

I hear David Hasselhoff was washed up quite a few times during high tide.

Teh Jerk 6,311 9
07/18/2008 05:23 PM

Does Danny Bonaduce count?
Scott Baio?
Either one of the two Coreys?

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 12,955 12
07/19/2008 04:58 AM

The smart money is Nick Nolte, or Peter Falk.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
07/19/2008 07:59 AM

Change your name. Bitte schoen.

Pubah In teh Morning 56,813 18
07/19/2008 10:07 AM

What ever happened to Vin Diesel?

Washed up maybe, hmmmmmm?

GrammarNazi - Call Me Grammarista 954 5
07/19/2008 10:15 AM

Vin has a new moobie coming out in August, Babylon A.D. Movie snobs are already trashing it, no talent, crap movie, Vin sucks, blah, blah, bricks act better than he does, blah, blah, but it looks kind of fun anyways. Plus I really like looking at him ... mmm, Vin.

And teh gay rumors have stopped 'cause he and the GF just had a baby, for what that tidbit is worth.

Pubah In teh Morning 56,813 18
07/19/2008 10:42 AM

He needs to fight more sharp teethed aliens in the dark.

Millie 116,988 28
07/19/2008 11:47 AM

Pfft. Vin Diesel can have ten girlfriends and twenty kids and I'll still think he's gay.

GrammarNazi - Call Me Grammarista 954 5
07/19/2008 12:47 PM

Yes, he was quite a character in Pitch Black. That's a movie I'll watch over again. And even the follow-up, Chronicles of Riddick, wasn't bad, though it didn't get a lot of lurve at the box office.

Millie, you could be right. He's probably a big Poe in real life, though I heard he used to be a bouncer. No matter. Gay or not, I still like to look at him. Mmmmm ...