...did it just get awkward in here?

Overused by me in the past three hours. OF COURSE it's awkward in here, it's GAB, isn't it?

I know the phrase will never go, but I have decided I'm going to punch the next person I hear saying "I couldn care less".

I'd also like to lose the phrase "it's always in the last place you look".

"Is it in, yet?"

my boss keepShakespeare-ing me with the "you're fired" thing.

Ha-ha, alright "Donald Trump." Seriously, who even watches The Apprentice anymore?

"I just barfed in my mouth a little."

I hate liars who say this.

I'd also like to lose the phrase "it's always in the last place you look".

Well, of course it's always in the last place that you look. Once you've found it there's really no point in continuing to look!

</Carlin>

"In your own words...' people say that to you? You know, you hear it a lot in the classroom, or in a courtroom... they'll say to you 'Tell us... in your own words.' Do you have your own words? Hey, I'm usin' the ones everybody else has been using! Next time they tell you to say something in your own words, say 'Nixch, flutch, blardy, quando, floo'!"

-- George Carlin

"Carrying the Water"

When one of these pundits wants to insinuate that someone (usually another pundit) defends everything that a politician says or does (usually President Bush) they'll say that that person is "Carrying the water" for him.

C'mon. Really? "Carrying the water"? Why don't you come right out and say he's sucking his dick?

"hella" needs to go.

I think "sweet" has also outlived its usefulness. When my seven-year-old step daughter uses it to in reference to something besides candy, it's clearly time to go.

"What it is". Don't ASK me that. That's a statement, Frosto.

Anything that has to do with shifting paradigms or thinking out of the box. I may srsly hurt someone if I have to hear that again.

Another one that I've heard a lot of lately that needs to go is "Drinking the Kool-Aid."

I was going to mention the Kool-Aid one.

My sister told me that she was the only one at work who even knew the origin of that phrase. (And she is a newspaper editor.)

3 words:

"Where you at?"

That needs to go.

"Can I axe you a question?"

No, you can hammer me one. (you would anyway).

"I'd hit it"

With what? Bare fisted? Lead pipe?

Listen if your first thought upon meeting a member of the opposite sex is to do them violence, then perhaps you shouldn't be dating.

"Off da chain"

"Nowaddahmsayin"

"Cut and run"

<action>desperately attempts to sneakily save the joke she made over 24 hours ago</action>

You see, it's funny because he was really trying to fire me.

The words "like" and "you know" are the two most abused and misused words/phrases in the English language today. I just want to strangle anyone who uses them more than once in any sentence. I think a good dose of shock therapy - perhaps a car battery hooked to jumper cables clamped to nipples - would cure abusers of the English language from further misuse.

Alas, as most states would find that cruel and unusual punishment and brand me as a bad mother, the alternative is charging my son a nickel every time he uses the word "like" the wrong way.

"Whuh'evuh. I do what a want."

"Heeeeey Macarena!"

"Nome sayn?"

It is what it is.

Boston phrases that must die:

"So don't I!" ("Hey, Linder, I got the crabs!" "So don't I!")

"Drop a dime." ("I'll let you know when I get that half ounce, Joey." "Ya. Drop a dime.")

"A'ight."


Please.

"Will the defendant please rise."

I hate that.

"bra" has got to go.

And by bra I mean the bastardized version of "brother" and the over the shoulder bolder holder.


Free the twins ladies!

No one should ever say Bling ever again.

"The twins" when referring to breasts.

So be it, Al.

I'll take to calling mine Mary Kate & Ashley now.

I tell my son he's not allowed to agree with me by saying "I know, right?"

I second the "Brah" thing. Very douchebaggery.

I'll call my little orbs up there The Twins, though.

WOW! As I read this thread... I realize that if I were to stop saying these things I would be pretty dang close to a MUTE!! If I had a day where I didnt say "Hella" "Stoked" "Bra" Etc. I would be lost. And I live in Texas.... I know, weird. How about, "I gotta take a DooDaRoo"... is it just around here, or is that line everywhere?? Drives me insane... just go to the damn bathroom!!!
Thats all I got...

I'll take to calling mine Mary Kate & Ashley now.

Good idea SHP, I'll call mine Abbey and Brittney

"The only child" when referring to a breast.

(I work in a cancer treatment center)

I'll take to calling mine Mary Kate & Ashley now.

Can I call my hoo-ha Heath Ledger, then?

I don't know how common it is in the U.S, but over here people need to STOP saying 'At the end of the day..'

At the end of the day? At the end of the day you go to bed.

Is your hooha decaying and maggot filled?

I need some ointment - needs to go for single guys...


I have a headache - needs to be blow up and destroyed...


And finally What's up or whazzup needs to be flushed into the sewer of eternity.

Can I, like, axe you guys a question? What's the big problem with all these sayings? Why do they have to, you know, go? It's like this, a'ight? You see a pretty girl somewhere while you be chillin' with your bras and your bling, you know, and it's not like you have a choice. If she's hot, you turn to your bras and you let them know you'd hit that, like, right now. In the middle of the street, over there by that there used condom and that previously owned heroine needle half filled with congealed blood and urine. It is what it is.

...

I just barfed in my mouth a little.

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Did it just get awkward in here?

I would personally like to shoot anyone who uses a number higher than 100 when talking about percents.

"I'm going to give it 150 percent!"

Dude
Like so
Extreme

or any 1980's Valley-Girl or Surfer-Rat speak.

As in:

"Dude, that is like so extremely wicked"

or

"Dude, surf's up, grab the sticks and catch a gnarly wave bra"

"Totally tubular dude"

Is your hooha decaying and maggot filled?

No, but since my man left, it's little scruffier than looks good and is out of commission long before it's time.

<action>Shows up at Pandas charred door, wearing nothing but a smile and screams</action>

"TinnnnnnnnRoof

Rusted"

"Tour de force."

You get a pass on "brah" if you're from Hawaii, because you live on a tiny speck in the middle of the Pacific and you've long since gone insane from cabin fever. Also, you're probably addicted to crystal meth.

"In your own words...' people say that to you?

Floo is a word now. Ask the kiwi twins.


I was going to mention the Kool-Aid one. My sister told me that she was the only one at work who even knew the origin of that phrase. (And she is a newspaper editor.)

Jonestown, right? Please, just because other people are stupid that's no reason to something something.

"SoCo lime."

I heard a guy order that in a pub.

He was wearing a visor.

Wearing a visor = douchebag.

Wearing head-clothing indoors = douchebag

Ordering Southern Comfort with lime = douchebag

Calling said drink "SoCo lime" = douchebag

There is now a lake of vinegar and discharge where the pub used to be.

Why you hatin'? You're a hater.

"Orbs of hilarity"

The more of this I read the more I KNOW you would all hate me... sigh... suicide is sounding good about now... I need another SoCO and Lime....

"Yaaa meeee?" needs to be outlawed as well.

"Cromulent Embiggeners, Inc

I can go wherever you want me! On the floor, too.

"Please", when used in a derogatory manner is another one that not only needs to go, but anyone using it needs to be beaten about the head with a large metal object.

Oh, please.

Pwn, pwned, pwnage = WTF? What does this even MEAN? Good lord, speak English.