Squiirly 53,130 53
07/20/2008 02:05 PM

It's hotter than a two dollar hooker on welfare check day.

Dogs Akimbo: still no rain 205,285 31
07/20/2008 02:07 PM

It's hotter than your wife when I wipe my dick on the drapes?

SHP: Drives on a parkway and parks in a driveway 181,271 70
07/20/2008 03:05 PM

It's hotter than it was 15 years ago on this date, thanks to global warming.

/Al Gore

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,108 14
07/20/2008 03:06 PM

It's hotter than a drug fueled quickie in the backseat of my '94 Toyota Camry in the parking garage at the local movie theater.

Squiirly 53,130 53
07/20/2008 03:09 PM

It's quicker than a drug fueled hottie in the backseat.....

Umm, wait that's not right.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,108 14
07/20/2008 03:17 PM

If Satan is part goat, can you make sweaters out of him?

Squiirly 53,130 53
07/20/2008 03:47 PM

It's hotter than Megan Fox.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/20/2008 04:04 PM

It's hotter than Africa.

Squiirly 53,130 53
07/20/2008 04:33 PM

It's hotter than Africa.

I would really prefer it if you would STFU. PLEASE! Or you could try, I mean really "TRY" to say something funny. Not with your fake Kelsy Grammer shtick either.

76.7% of the time the Shakespeare that I type on this site get's shunned, heckled and/or completely disregarded. My failure is far from complete, but for god's sake "It's hotter than Africa" what the Frost was that? Shut your dick product spewing idiot hole!

Dogs Akimbo: it's all downhill from here 205,285 31
07/20/2008 04:39 PM

Yep. That'll help.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 174,473 52
07/20/2008 05:22 PM

It's hotter than Squirly's fury on the fake Frasier burning like the fire of a thousand suns.

BC Bud 10% more stoned 13,693 15
07/20/2008 05:27 PM

Its hotter than the friction of a 1000 dicks going up trixxies ass.

Mung Champion 35,886 35
07/20/2008 05:52 PM

It's hotter than Miley Cyrus' 13th birthday party.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 130,657 34
07/20/2008 09:03 PM

It is hotter than a locked laundromat dryer.

Hamish MacChickens 282,028 58
07/20/2008 09:06 PM

Hotter than a rolex from Vinnie on the corner?

Thud 66,695 17
07/20/2008 09:16 PM

It's hotter than an intern's ass after a Congress lunch break.

Squiirly 53,130 53
07/20/2008 11:23 PM

It's hotter than this guy's ass.

Phuc 237,453 20
07/21/2008 08:30 AM

It's hotter than a clearance sale at Bob's. Come on down!!!

Phuc 237,453 20
07/21/2008 08:31 AM

It's hotter than a n00b's gooch after starting their first thread.

Tweak is pietastic 18,876 11
07/21/2008 08:32 AM

It's hotter than the central star in the NGC 2440 nebula.

</sciencing>

Phuc 237,453 20
07/21/2008 08:33 AM

It's hotter than Buddha's balls!

Tweak is pietastic 18,876 11
07/21/2008 08:37 AM

Even without the sinful life I've led, laughing at that photo is pretty much me calling to confirm my reservation in hell.

Phuc 237,453 20
07/21/2008 08:38 AM

I think you had that clinched within 30 days of registering for GAB.

csme 15,189 12
07/21/2008 09:42 AM

But it's not as hot as ...

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
07/21/2008 09:45 AM

<action>wipes the drool from his keyboard</action>

Marginally Ravos 62,361 20
07/21/2008 09:47 AM

Its hotter than a pedophile at recess.

KChikita - Same as in town 124,281 89
07/21/2008 10:46 AM

It's hotter than that Saturday Night Special you bought in the ghetto.

It's hotter than the 9th circle of hell itself.

It's hotter than a Jessica-on-Jessica oil wrestling match (insert your preferred Jessica).

It's hotter than Filly and Jolson's offspring would be.



I live in Florida. I can do this all.day.long.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/21/2008 12:01 PM

Hotter than that Sheila E. video I repeatedly abused myself to back in 1985.

Chances are..... 171,220 14
07/21/2008 12:04 PM

Hotter than a drip of sweat coming off Nutters crack!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
07/21/2008 12:26 PM

It's hotter than pictures of Aimless. Which is good, 'cause I'm looking at those to cool down.

KChikita - Same as in town 124,281 89
07/21/2008 12:27 PM

My Dad had a lot of these kind of sayings when I was growing up. Some noteworthy ones;

-Colder than a witch's tit in the Klondike.
-Colder than a cast-iron commode on the shady side of an iceberg.
-As useless as tits on a boar-hog.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/21/2008 12:32 PM

Hotter than Helen Mirren holding a bottle of absinthe and inviting me into a Jacuzzi full of Epsom salts.

Squiirly 53,130 53
07/21/2008 03:24 PM

It's hotter than my boss was when he came out and saw me on Gab for the 50th time.

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 5
07/21/2008 03:34 PM

It's hotter than Argentina.





















Sorry Squirrly, but you seem close to the edge and the news has been slow today.

Chances are..... 171,220 14
07/21/2008 03:34 PM

50 times and you're not standing in the unemployement line? Your boss is cool.

Squiirly 53,130 53
07/21/2008 03:44 PM

I showed him the Watchmen trailer.

Thank's Phuc you saved my job.

KChikita - Same as in town 124,281 89
07/21/2008 03:59 PM

It's hotter than a tin roof on the fourth of JOOOO-LYYYYYYY! YEE-HAW!

Pubah In teh Morning 54,897 17
07/22/2008 01:00 AM

Hotter than Jessica Alba using a flame thrower on a summers afternoon in HELL!

yes, I recycle...

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/22/2008 04:49 AM

Its hotter than a high end electronic owned by an African American man.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,113 25
07/22/2008 05:31 AM

I live in Florida. I can do this all.day.long.

It's hotter than KChikita doing something all.day.long.

Marginally Ravos 62,361 20
07/22/2008 08:11 AM

Why, I believe it is hotter than 20 degrees celcius my good man!

Phuc 237,453 20
07/22/2008 08:27 AM

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothin' Cause it's hot as an oven!!!






Ah, Frost.

I Frost-ing forgot my goddamn jukebox money.

Chances are..... 171,220 14
07/22/2008 08:32 AM

I've been resisting to post:


A Whales Vagina.

KChikita - Same as in town 124,281 89
07/22/2008 08:48 AM

It's hotter than KChiki and Dianada in a naked pillow-fight wrestling-match.

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,130 53
07/22/2008 09:47 AM

It's hotter than KChiki and Dianada in a naked pillow-fight jello wrestling-match.

I didn't fix it, I just made it a little better.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
07/22/2008 02:22 PM

than a goats ass on a desert island.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
07/22/2008 02:28 PM

hotter than a Bedouin's asscrack.

i'am rock lobstah 17,427 30
07/22/2008 05:39 PM

Its hotter than a high end electronic owned by an African American man.



Lil Wayne is a bajillionaire and he got this bitchin new iPhone 3G. I can bet that it's not stolen either.






With that said:
Racism. Isn't. Funny. And. Will. Get. You. Banned.





Oh, and, STFU n00b! For real, your schtick isn't doing it for any of us, other than wasting space.



I know, I know, I'm not funny either.

Pubah In teh Morning 54,897 17
07/23/2008 04:47 AM

Hotter than a...

...SheGabber in a thong!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,777 21
07/23/2008 07:32 AM

It's hotter than a fat lady's twat after a marathon.

Marginally Ravos 62,361 20
07/23/2008 08:41 AM

Hotter than Satan's goatee.

lalvathecybertroll 8 3
08/28/2009 12:23 AM

Its hotter than a bug in a toaster in the middle of winter

RaisinBean 151 4
08/28/2009 12:59 AM

It's hotter than She-Ra's Brasmoke due to Hordak's meddling minions!

Neophyte 9,942 10
08/28/2009 01:01 AM

It's hotter than whackin' it to pictures of my girlfriend's kids.

RaisinBean 151 4
08/28/2009 02:42 AM

hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock on a hot tin roof!

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/28/2009 04:24 AM

About an apple pie just out of the microwave

"Arrrgh! It's hotter than the sun!"


Alan Partridge

I wouldnt expect anyone from America to get this so I expect this comment to fail miserably but worth submitting because it'll make me laugh but then again I can't clickie my own post so I'll shut up now.

Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 05:43 AM

It's hotter than a Mormon drinking a Coke!

Mighty Kind 35,418 48
08/28/2009 07:50 AM

Hotter than a seven weasel orgy in a gopher hole

Hotter than a two dollar pistol

Hotter than a two dicked dog in a room fill of pants legs

Count Ravos 62,361 20
08/28/2009 08:38 AM

It's hotter than global warming.

Count Ravos 62,361 20
08/28/2009 08:39 AM

It's hotter than when Snoop Dogg drops it

mielke 1,480 5
08/28/2009 09:07 AM

It's hotter than Hiroshima!

MungChamp 35,886 35
08/28/2009 09:10 AM

Mother Nature

Chance 171,220 14
08/28/2009 09:28 AM

Its hotter than a high end electronic owned by an African American man.



Lil Wayne is a bajillionaire and he got this bitchin new iPhone 3G. I can bet that it's not stolen either.






With that said:
Racism. Isn't. Funny. And. Will. Get. You. Banned.





Oh, and, STFU n00b! For real, your schtick isn't doing it for any of us, other than wasting space.



I know, I know, I'm not funny either.

I find this funny under the recent circumstances.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,212 16
08/28/2009 09:28 AM

It's hotter then a flaming Buddist Monk.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,212 16
08/28/2009 09:33 AM

Racism. Isn't. Funny. And. Will. Get. You. Banned.




This is kinda long, and I'm sure most of you know it but it needs to be said.

George Carlin stated it best:
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words in and of themselves. Their only words. It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. BullShakespeare! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context. That makes them good or bad. For instance, you take the word "Ogden Nash." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "Ogden Nash" in and of itself. It's the racist Emerson who's using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don't mind when Richard Pryer or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know their not racist. Their Ogden Nashes! Context. Context. We don't mind their context because we know their black. Hey, I know I'm whitey, the blue-eyed devil, paddy-o, fay gray boy, honkey, mother-Froster myself. Don't bother my ass. Their only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth, like the fact that there's a bigot and a racist in every living room on every street corner in this country."

Mr Crabs 301 7
08/28/2009 09:35 AM

It's hotter than......something that's really, really hot!

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,212 16
08/28/2009 09:36 AM

I forgot to add AMEN, George.

RIP, you Cant dance, cant jump, little weenie white devil.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,212 16
08/28/2009 09:51 AM

Hey what happend to my Hot Chick pic???

Are we no longer allowed to show nudity on ZUG?

It was only ass and side boob... the other day there was a whole thread started with a full frontal nudity pic of a quad amputee, are we being censored or what?

KChikita Banana Box 124,281 89
08/28/2009 10:00 AM

Umm, the amputee pic got deleted. Where you been??

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,212 16
08/28/2009 10:02 AM

Umm, the amputee pic got deleted.


Ohhhhhh, I see.



Where you been??


Under a rock.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/29/2009 01:53 AM

It's hotter than my ass after eating at Dixie's and having some of "The Man".

Have you tried The Man. I took my neice there one time. She loves the burning hot sauces and peppers. She would eat Habenero peppers raw seeds and all. So I took her to Dixie's to Meet The Man. Oh see meet him alright. She accidently ate more than she thought. 30 seconds later she drank all her drink. Then her stomach started burning. I offered her my drink; but she said no. Then she stood up and drool started pouring like a faucet from her mouth. I am not exaggerating. I've never seen a person drool like that before. I've seen dogs drool when they smell food; but she acctually left a small pool of saliva on the ground. Finally found a sauce too hot for her. Good times.

Pubah 54,897 17 Simplifies Grace's post
08/29/2009 03:43 AM

It's hotter than...
...my ass.

mielke 1,480 5
08/29/2009 08:46 AM

Umm, the amputee pic got deleted. Where you been??





Yes the picture of my wife got deleted I am not sure why,but what I do know is that Mrs Mielke misses getting up in the morning and sliding to the computer to read all of the nice things the GABers are saying about her.

mielke 1,480 5
08/29/2009 08:53 AM

I am back !!!!!!!!

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
08/29/2009 08:14 PM

^^Cash 'n' Carry^^
Anyway...
It's hotter than a violinist at a kids party...

Count Ravos 62,361 20
08/31/2009 12:30 PM

It's hotter than the TV I bought out of the back of that white van.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
08/31/2009 01:16 PM

It's hotter than my ass after eating at Dixie's and having some of "The Man".

That's Frost-ing HOT! Excuse me while I apply friction burns to myself.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
09/01/2009 04:28 AM

That's Frost-ing HOT! Excuse me while I apply friction burns to myself.

Be sure to use some of "The Man" from Dixie's as lube.

The Cult in Difficulty 1,071 7
09/02/2009 12:34 AM

Hotter than a Golden Girls nip slip

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
09/09/2009 02:39 PM

It's sexier hotter than the cooch of a siberian race horse in the middle of the Saharah desert while on the rag.

Trickster 175 4
09/10/2009 08:00 AM

It's hotter than the thong I'm wearing right now!! I need a good ranking.

dasypy gal 12,075 15
09/10/2009 03:08 PM

It's hotter than the cross the 'boys' burned in my yard last night.