Squiirly 25,469 8
07/20/2008 11:05 PM

It's hotter than a two dollar hooker on welfare check day.

Dogs Akimbo: still no rain 158,488 11
07/20/2008 11:07 PM

It's hotter than your wife when I wipe my dick on the drapes?

SHP: Drives on a parkway and parks in a driveway 125,886 11
07/21/2008 12:05 AM

It's hotter than it was 15 years ago on this date, thanks to global warming.

/Al Gore

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 10,502 8
07/21/2008 12:06 AM

It's hotter than a drug fueled quickie in the backseat of my '94 Toyota Camry in the parking garage at the local movie theater.

Squiirly 25,469 8
07/21/2008 12:09 AM

It's quicker than a drug fueled hottie in the backseat.....

Umm, wait that's not right.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 10,502 8
07/21/2008 12:17 AM

If Satan is part goat, can you make sweaters out of him?

Squiirly 25,469 8
07/21/2008 12:47 AM

It's hotter than Megan Fox.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 125 2
07/21/2008 01:04 AM

It's hotter than Africa.

Squiirly 25,469 8
07/21/2008 01:33 AM

It's hotter than Africa.

I would really prefer it if you would STFU. PLEASE! Or you could try, I mean really "TRY" to say something funny. Not with your fake Kelsy Grammer shtick either.

76.7% of the time the Shakespeare that I type on this site get's shunned, heckled and/or completely disregarded. My failure is far from complete, but for god's sake "It's hotter than Africa" what the Frost was that? Shut your dick product spewing idiot hole!

Dogs Akimbo: it's all downhill from here 158,488 11
07/21/2008 01:39 AM

Yep. That'll help.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 129,837 14
07/21/2008 02:22 AM

It's hotter than Squirly's fury on the fake Frasier burning like the fire of a thousand suns.

BC Bud 10% more stoned 11,109 10
07/21/2008 02:27 AM

Its hotter than the friction of a 1000 dicks going up trixxies ass.

Mung Champion 22,430 16
07/21/2008 02:52 AM

It's hotter than Miley Cyrus' 13th birthday party.

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 115,728 11
07/21/2008 06:03 AM

It is hotter than a locked laundromat dryer.

Hamish MacChickens 237,958 14
07/21/2008 06:06 AM

Hotter than a rolex from Vinnie on the corner?

Thud 53,029 10
07/21/2008 06:16 AM

It's hotter than an intern's ass after a Congress lunch break.

Squiirly 25,469 8
07/21/2008 08:23 AM

It's hotter than this guy's ass.

Phuc 231,201 13
07/21/2008 05:30 PM

It's hotter than a clearance sale at Bob's. Come on down!!!

Phuc 231,201 13
07/21/2008 05:31 PM

It's hotter than a n00b's gooch after starting their first thread.

Tweak is pietastic 18,660 6
07/21/2008 05:32 PM

It's hotter than the central star in the NGC 2440 nebula.

</sciencing>

Phuc 231,201 13
07/21/2008 05:33 PM

It's hotter than Buddha's balls!

Tweak is pietastic 18,660 6
07/21/2008 05:37 PM

Even without the sinful life I've led, laughing at that photo is pretty much me calling to confirm my reservation in hell.

Phuc 231,201 13
07/21/2008 05:38 PM

I think you had that clinched within 30 days of registering for GAB.

csme 14,845 9
07/21/2008 06:42 PM

But it's not as hot as ...

Crash Test Dummy 3,557 7
07/21/2008 06:45 PM

<action>wipes the drool from his keyboard</action>

Marginally Ravos 33,926 9
07/21/2008 06:47 PM

Its hotter than a pedophile at recess.

KChikita - Same as in town 50,335 11
07/21/2008 07:46 PM

It's hotter than that Saturday Night Special you bought in the ghetto.

It's hotter than the 9th circle of hell itself.

It's hotter than a Jessica-on-Jessica oil wrestling match (insert your preferred Jessica).

It's hotter than Filly and Jolson's offspring would be.



I live in Florida. I can do this all.day.long.

Professor Nutbutter 150,770 13
07/21/2008 09:01 PM

Hotter than that Sheila E. video I repeatedly abused myself to back in 1985.

Chances are..... 168,171 11
07/21/2008 09:04 PM

Hotter than a drip of sweat coming off Nutters crack!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,461 10
07/21/2008 09:26 PM

It's hotter than pictures of Aimless. Which is good, 'cause I'm looking at those to cool down.

KChikita - Same as in town 50,335 11
07/21/2008 09:27 PM

My Dad had a lot of these kind of sayings when I was growing up. Some noteworthy ones;

-Colder than a witch's tit in the Klondike.
-Colder than a cast-iron commode on the shady side of an iceberg.
-As useless as tits on a boar-hog.

Professor Nutbutter 150,770 13
07/21/2008 09:32 PM

Hotter than Helen Mirren holding a bottle of absinthe and inviting me into a Jacuzzi full of Epsom salts.

Squiirly 25,469 8
07/22/2008 12:24 AM

It's hotter than my boss was when he came out and saw me on Gab for the 50th time.

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 366 2
07/22/2008 12:34 AM

It's hotter than Argentina.





















Sorry Squirrly, but you seem close to the edge and the news has been slow today.

Chances are..... 168,171 11
07/22/2008 12:34 AM

50 times and you're not standing in the unemployement line? Your boss is cool.

Squiirly 25,469 8
07/22/2008 12:44 AM

I showed him the Watchmen trailer.

Thank's Phuc you saved my job.

KChikita - Same as in town 50,335 11
07/22/2008 12:59 AM

It's hotter than a tin roof on the fourth of JOOOO-LYYYYYYY! YEE-HAW!

Pubah In teh Morning 47,449 11
07/22/2008 10:00 AM

Hotter than Jessica Alba using a flame thrower on a summers afternoon in HELL!

yes, I recycle...

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 125 2
07/22/2008 01:49 PM

Its hotter than a high end electronic owned by an African American man.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 155,372 12
07/22/2008 02:31 PM

I live in Florida. I can do this all.day.long.

It's hotter than KChikita doing something all.day.long.

Marginally Ravos 33,926 9
07/22/2008 05:11 PM

Why, I believe it is hotter than 20 degrees celcius my good man!

Phuc 231,201 13
07/22/2008 05:27 PM

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothin' Cause it's hot as an oven!!!






Ah, Frost.

I Frost-ing forgot my goddamn jukebox money.

Chances are..... 168,171 11
07/22/2008 05:32 PM

I've been resisting to post:


A Whales Vagina.

KChikita - Same as in town 50,335 11
07/22/2008 05:48 PM

It's hotter than KChiki and Dianada in a naked pillow-fight wrestling-match.

Bill the furry woodland creature 25,469 8
07/22/2008 06:47 PM

It's hotter than KChiki and Dianada in a naked pillow-fight jello wrestling-match.

I didn't fix it, I just made it a little better.

dangerousbeans 1,151 4
07/22/2008 11:22 PM

than a goats ass on a desert island.

dangerousbeans 1,151 4
07/22/2008 11:28 PM

hotter than a Bedouin's asscrack.

i'am rock lobstah 9,790 9
07/23/2008 02:39 AM

Its hotter than a high end electronic owned by an African American man.



Lil Wayne is a bajillionaire and he got this bitchin new iPhone 3G. I can bet that it's not stolen either.






With that said:
Racism. Isn't. Funny. And. Will. Get. You. Banned.





Oh, and, STFU n00b! For real, your schtick isn't doing it for any of us, other than wasting space.



I know, I know, I'm not funny either.

Pubah In teh Morning 47,449 11
07/23/2008 01:47 PM

Hotter than a...

...SheGabber in a thong!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 174,936 10
07/23/2008 04:32 PM

It's hotter than a fat lady's twat after a marathon.

Marginally Ravos 33,926 9
07/23/2008 05:41 PM

Hotter than Satan's goatee.

lalvathecybertroll 8 1
08/28/2009 09:23 AM

Its hotter than a bug in a toaster in the middle of winter

RaisinBean 143 1
08/28/2009 09:59 AM

It's hotter than She-Ra's Brasmoke due to Hordak's meddling minions!

Neophyte 9,610 7
08/28/2009 10:01 AM

It's hotter than whackin' it to pictures of my girlfriend's kids.

RaisinBean 143 1
08/28/2009 11:42 AM

hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock on a hot tin roof!

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 312 1
08/28/2009 01:24 PM

About an apple pie just out of the microwave

"Arrrgh! It's hotter than the sun!"


Alan Partridge

I wouldnt expect anyone from America to get this so I expect this comment to fail miserably but worth submitting because it'll make me laugh but then again I can't clickie my own post so I'll shut up now.

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/28/2009 02:43 PM

It's hotter than a Mormon drinking a Coke!

Mighty Kind 7,144 7
08/28/2009 04:50 PM

Hotter than a seven weasel orgy in a gopher hole

Hotter than a two dollar pistol

Hotter than a two dicked dog in a room fill of pants legs

Count Ravos 33,926 9
08/28/2009 05:38 PM

It's hotter than global warming.

Count Ravos 33,926 9
08/28/2009 05:39 PM

It's hotter than when Snoop Dogg drops it

mielke 1,438 3
08/28/2009 06:07 PM

It's hotter than Hiroshima!

MungChamp 22,430 16
08/28/2009 06:10 PM

Mother Nature

Chance 168,171 11
08/28/2009 06:28 PM

Its hotter than a high end electronic owned by an African American man.



Lil Wayne is a bajillionaire and he got this bitchin new iPhone 3G. I can bet that it's not stolen either.






With that said:
Racism. Isn't. Funny. And. Will. Get. You. Banned.





Oh, and, STFU n00b! For real, your schtick isn't doing it for any of us, other than wasting space.



I know, I know, I'm not funny either.

I find this funny under the recent circumstances.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,333 9
08/28/2009 06:28 PM

It's hotter then a flaming Buddist Monk.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,333 9
08/28/2009 06:33 PM

Racism. Isn't. Funny. And. Will. Get. You. Banned.




This is kinda long, and I'm sure most of you know it but it needs to be said.

George Carlin stated it best:
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words in and of themselves. Their only words. It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. BullShakespeare! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context. That makes them good or bad. For instance, you take the word "Ogden Nash." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "Ogden Nash" in and of itself. It's the racist Emerson who's using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don't mind when Richard Pryer or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know their not racist. Their Ogden Nashes! Context. Context. We don't mind their context because we know their black. Hey, I know I'm whitey, the blue-eyed devil, paddy-o, fay gray boy, honkey, mother-Froster myself. Don't bother my ass. Their only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth, like the fact that there's a bigot and a racist in every living room on every street corner in this country."

Mr Crabs 276 3
08/28/2009 06:35 PM

It's hotter than......something that's really, really hot!

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,333 9
08/28/2009 06:36 PM

I forgot to add AMEN, George.

RIP, you Cant dance, cant jump, little weenie white devil.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,333 9
08/28/2009 06:51 PM

Hey what happend to my Hot Chick pic???

Are we no longer allowed to show nudity on ZUG?

It was only ass and side boob... the other day there was a whole thread started with a full frontal nudity pic of a quad amputee, are we being censored or what?

KChikita Banana Box 50,335 11
08/28/2009 07:00 PM

Umm, the amputee pic got deleted. Where you been??

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,333 9
08/28/2009 07:02 PM

Umm, the amputee pic got deleted.


Ohhhhhh, I see.



Where you been??


Under a rock.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/29/2009 10:53 AM

It's hotter than my ass after eating at Dixie's and having some of "The Man".

Have you tried The Man. I took my neice there one time. She loves the burning hot sauces and peppers. She would eat Habenero peppers raw seeds and all. So I took her to Dixie's to Meet The Man. Oh see meet him alright. She accidently ate more than she thought. 30 seconds later she drank all her drink. Then her stomach started burning. I offered her my drink; but she said no. Then she stood up and drool started pouring like a faucet from her mouth. I am not exaggerating. I've never seen a person drool like that before. I've seen dogs drool when they smell food; but she acctually left a small pool of saliva on the ground. Finally found a sauce too hot for her. Good times.

Pubah 47,449 11 Simplifies Grace's post
08/29/2009 12:43 PM

It's hotter than...
...my ass.

mielke 1,438 3
08/29/2009 05:46 PM

Umm, the amputee pic got deleted. Where you been??





Yes the picture of my wife got deleted I am not sure why,but what I do know is that Mrs Mielke misses getting up in the morning and sliding to the computer to read all of the nice things the GABers are saying about her.

mielke 1,438 3
08/29/2009 05:53 PM

I am back !!!!!!!!

Professor Fucksock 1,080 3
08/30/2009 05:14 AM

^^Cash 'n' Carry^^
Anyway...
It's hotter than a violinist at a kids party...

Count Ravos 33,926 9
08/31/2009 09:30 PM

It's hotter than the TV I bought out of the back of that white van.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,973 4
08/31/2009 10:16 PM

It's hotter than my ass after eating at Dixie's and having some of "The Man".

That's Frost-ing HOT! Excuse me while I apply friction burns to myself.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
09/01/2009 01:28 PM

That's Frost-ing HOT! Excuse me while I apply friction burns to myself.

Be sure to use some of "The Man" from Dixie's as lube.

The Cult in Difficulty 979 4
09/02/2009 09:34 AM

Hotter than a Golden Girls nip slip

PorterHouse Steak 444 1
09/09/2009 11:39 PM

It's sexier hotter than the cooch of a siberian race horse in the middle of the Saharah desert while on the rag.

Trickster 171 1
09/10/2009 05:00 PM

It's hotter than the thong I'm wearing right now!! I need a good ranking.

dasypy gal 5,404 6
09/11/2009 12:08 AM

It's hotter than the cross the 'boys' burned in my yard last night.