Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/21/2008 10:27 AM

What are your policies on breastfeeding in public?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/21/2008 10:37 AM

Does he ask you to buy him booze and cigarettes while he waits in the car?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/21/2008 10:38 AM

Please point out some more obvious differences for me to dwell on when we're out together.

You can ask him to call him Mrs. Robinson in public and he won't get it.

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/21/2008 10:39 AM

Sorry, can't help. I didn't even exist in 1983.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/21/2008 10:40 AM

You can ask him to call you Mrs. Robinson. Or else it won't make sense to anyone else either.

KellyKopp 56 4
07/21/2008 11:00 AM

Ha! Being that Im a male born also in 1983... Ill give you some help here... Im gonna speak for all 25 year olds...assuming they will appreciate my opinions... 1. we like our ladies a little older, so dont worry about the difference in apperance. If you can get over our "Baggy" pants, we can over look your Leggings. Strech marks? we dont really care. You know how to get it on better than us... we appreciate that! Conversation and slang though..... Your kinda outta luck there, thats all we have to show you were rad mid twenties "men". basicly, spend as much time in bed as you can! That will please everyone... But if you find you do have to go out, just ask him what bands he's into... Then nod and agree that you like them stating that their earlier work was better... Hope that was some sort of help!!

csme 15,189 12
07/21/2008 11:00 AM

I'll start calling him Benjamin.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/21/2008 11:01 AM

Please point out some more obvious differences for me to dwell on when we're out together.

The bus you rode to school on was a lot longer then the one he rides?

csme 15,189 12
07/21/2008 11:07 AM

You know how to get it on better than us... we appreciate that!

His lessons will begin in a few weeks. I'm still letting him get used to his sea legs.

Thanks for the info KellyK. My advice to you is: slow down! Take it nice and slow. Remember when you pull hair go up and under, don't pull the top layer.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/21/2008 11:11 AM

You remember when the Old Bush election, and he'll remember his old bush erection.

Ditdah 123,110 14
07/21/2008 11:27 AM

So... since you didn't really say anything nice about him, why are you dating him?

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
07/21/2008 11:38 AM

Duh, he's got a huge Coleridge.

Pubah In teh Morning 56,813 18
07/21/2008 11:44 AM

If you can get over our spindly legs, nose hair and poochy beer storage appendages (bellies)...

...some of us old guy can 'go all night' too.

KellyKopp 56 4
07/21/2008 01:36 PM

By the way... Thanks for the hair pulling advice. I just got back to work from lunch with my 33 year old girlfriend, where i spent most of our time apologizing for pulling so hard on her bangs every night. I thought those were screams of pleasure....My bad.....

csme 15,189 12
07/21/2008 01:53 PM

since you didn't really say anything nice about him, why are you dating him

Ok, Ditdah made a point.

Reasons why I'm dating a 25 year old:
1. He is smokin' HAWT!
2. Great kisser.
3. He is very persistent, but not in an annoying way like Pram. He kept asking me out for like 2 mos before I finally said yes.
4. He doesn't care about the age difference.
5. He's funny. Not like Bob Johnson funny, more like Fratberry funny.
6. He's nice.
7. He's eager to please.
8. He leaves me the sweetest messages.
9. Did I mention he's totally hot?
10. He looks REALLY good soaking wet.
11. He looks REALLY good totally dry.
12. His kisses are so good they literally make me weak in the knees. Which is funny because he said the same thing about me the same time I said it about him. We laughed and continued with the kissing.
13. He smacks my ass juuuuust right.
14. He has an interesting background that doesn't involve jail, gay porn, or dead hookers.

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 6
07/21/2008 02:03 PM

He has an interesting background that doesn't involve jail, gay porn, or dead hookers.


It's like I don't even know who you are anymore...

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/21/2008 02:04 PM

Ok, Ditdah made a point.

So did Trixxie.

No further questions!

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 02:14 PM

It's like I don't even know who you are anymore...

Lurk and learn baby.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 04:03 PM

Introducing ... 1983!

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/21/2008 04:05 PM

Holy crap! I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 04:06 PM

What dear?

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/21/2008 04:11 PM

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 04:14 PM

Meh, he's a short-timer. I'm good with that. I deserve some fun!

dinesh 24,862 16
07/21/2008 04:25 PM

i think i looked like that in 1983. well, maybe half that.

syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
07/21/2008 04:38 PM

He takes pictures of himself in the mirror with a cell phone? And that doesn't wipe out any and all redeeming qualities you might have seen in him?

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 04:41 PM

No, we took pix at the same time trying to catch each other off guard. That's why his head was cut off in the pic.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/21/2008 04:50 PM

I like to think that somewhere on an online forum for people who enjoy hip-hop and baggy pants, a guy started a thread today with the title, "Yo, d00dz! I'm banging an oldie! Gimme sum props!"

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/21/2008 04:54 PM

CS, I say Frost that boy 'til his molars are loose. And run like hell the first time he calls you Mommy.



1983, by the way, I was 22, 5'11" and 115 pounds (with platinum blonde Mohawk), addicted to speed and fronting a punk band called Crusty Suture.

Dogs Akimbo: it's all downhill from here 211,594 32
07/21/2008 07:42 PM

He takes pictures of himself in the mirror with a cell phone?

No, we took pix at the same time trying to catch each other off guard That's why his head was cut off in the pic

So, he managed to catch himself off guard?


I have no problems with stupid, good looking people. I'm just trying to get the facts straight.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 08:07 PM

No, no, no. He took one of me at the same time I took one of him. Yes, we took them on our cell phones.

Millie 116,988 28
07/21/2008 08:09 PM

Class of '83! Whoopee!

I'm going to my 25th high school reunion in a few weeks.

Meh--I've been asked out by young guys, but I'm too loyal to the old fat ones I always seem to be dating when they ask me.

Pubah In teh Morning 56,813 18
07/22/2008 12:52 AM

Hawt like Jessica Alba soaked in napalm on a summers day in HELL?

or

Hawt like getting a nipple caught in a curling iron?


Soooo jealous

Phuc 237,919 21
07/22/2008 08:24 AM

'83, I dropped out of high school. I was playing guitar in a punk band. I moved to Brooklyn. I drew a comic called "The Song of Willie Backfish." Disco still sucked.

It doesn't any more though. Go figyuh.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/22/2008 08:29 AM

In '83, I wasn't even my icon yet.

Hamish MacChickens 286,580 61
07/22/2008 05:49 PM

I dated the hottest girl I've ever dated in 1983. That summer was one of the best ever. In the words of the immortal Richard Pryor, that girl was so hot, I would suck her daddy's dick.


A year after I dumped her, she got some wierd disease and literally lost every hair on her body permanently. Head, eyebrows, everything. She was still hot.

i'am rock lobstah 18,570 33
07/22/2008 05:58 PM

In 1983, my momma was a sophomore in high school.


Just a few short years later, on January 28, 1986, I was brought into the world. Healthy delivery of a baby girl, with black hair in a mohawk. I was born on the day of a national trajedy, and I was channeling Joan Jett at the same time. Man, I'm awesome.

Wendy Lady - takes Jamitol 156,790 17
07/22/2008 06:02 PM

I thought this thread was about me. We're in the same situation. However, mine was born a little earlier - - 81 I believe. So... it's not quite as scandalous as you.

You'll find it's never gonna be boring. I recommend investing in some good lube though.

Thud 68,506 19
07/22/2008 08:15 PM

In 1983...

...I was a twenty year old alcoholic and drug addict.

...I worked as a runner for some unsavory types.

...I was banging an older woman who was engaged.


I don't really miss those days at all.

Bean 8,602 19
07/22/2008 11:31 PM

I was 6. And boy was I hot.

syncope 49,019 14
07/22/2008 11:47 PM

I was two. I haven't done much since.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
07/22/2008 11:59 PM

That is nothing like the sequel, 1984.

redwing 3,887 30
07/23/2008 12:39 AM

In 1983 I was 22 years old and banging an older lady of 40. Great times, I must admit. Although I was sad when she ended it, I'm forever grateful to her that I've never had to say "Sorry dear, I just lost interest in Frost-ing you the day I started changing your diaper."
Hope that helps.

The Rosskonian 34 4
07/23/2008 04:11 AM

14. He has an interesting background that doesn't involve jail, gay porn, or dead hookers.

An interesting background?! He's twenty-five!

I could have told you my interesting background at twenty-five. None of it would have been true, but it sounds believable.

Pubah In teh Morning 56,813 18
07/23/2008 04:57 AM

<action>Smells of Cougars dressed in SheGabber Clothing</action>

Find the age where one has the exexperience to know how to please and the energy to carry out the debacharous plan.

That's who you date, Frost, tease...get your jollies with.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
07/23/2008 06:47 AM

1983, by the way, I was 22, 5'11" and 115 pounds (with platinum blonde Mohawk), addicted to speed and fronting a punk band called Crusty Suture.

In 1983 I was 13, had just discovered a punk band called the Dead Kennedys and had given myself a hunter's orange mohawk. I knew there was a reason I liked Whistler so much.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
07/23/2008 09:20 AM

Third grade for me so I guess I was into Charmkins, My Little Ponies, Strawberry Shortcake at the time and not much else.

Also, this thread has reminded me of the John Maye song "83" and now I will go listen to it and be reminded of the secret father of my child.

Shelly Bell-ee 77,143 25
07/23/2008 10:12 AM

I was ten. I had my first crush that year. His name was Danny. When he started calling me "Smelly Shelly" and pulling my hair, I knew he had fallen for me too.

We had something very special for a short time. Sometimes I think of him fondly and wonder where he is. Then I remember that he dropped out of school in the tenth grade, got busted for selling drugs, and is probably in prison somewhere.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
07/23/2008 12:14 PM

Ah 1983, the good ol' days. I was 2 running around on the back porch with a He Man sword yelling Skelator! and tripping on flower pots and breaking my nose.

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/23/2008 12:20 PM

I was 7 years old!

Phuc 237,919 21
07/23/2008 12:26 PM

"It's not funny, believe me! The girl of my dreams lives under my own roof, but she thinks I'm just a kid, a dumb jock, all of which is more or less true. I'm dying, Mr. Tanneran, just like that girl in the poem... only quicker, and with a hard-on."<action>sings 'Crazy for You,' sways seductively to the beat</action>

Filly 39,193 20
07/23/2008 12:30 PM

I wasn't alive yet! Woo! I'm not even entirely sure my parents had met yet...

Phuc 237,919 21
07/23/2008 12:35 PM

I wasn't alive yet!

That is no excuse to hold back orbs for a Vision Quest reference!

Filly 39,193 20
07/23/2008 01:07 PM

Sure it is. Means I didn't get the reference.

Heh. You're old.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/23/2008 01:45 PM

Watch it, or I'll empty my colostomy bag on your whippersnapper head.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
07/23/2008 01:47 PM

Don't worry Filly he will probably trip over his walker first.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
07/23/2008 02:28 PM

I wasn't alive yet! Woo! I'm not even entirely sure my parents had met yet...

My parents were 16 and definitely hadn't met yet.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/23/2008 04:13 PM

jesus chris, i guess i am the one who is old.

anyone here want to introduce me to their parents? i need new friends.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/23/2008 04:16 PM

How old are you Dinesh?

dinesh 24,862 16
07/23/2008 04:21 PM

ln(4.3) * 4!

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/23/2008 04:22 PM

Ok, how old is that in non-nerd terminology?

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 04:24 PM

I just realized that Syncope, DangerBeans and I are the same age.

Spooooooky!

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/23/2008 04:25 PM

OK, in 1983, I was 23, volunteering at the Red Cross, living in the same town I do now, though not in the same place.


I was dating, but not often, and lived in the same house I had lived in for the previous 22 years. In my bedroom, not the basement, for the basement was close to inhabitable.


Oh, and I cooked every day, and loaded the dishwasher frequently.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/23/2008 04:49 PM

In 1983 I was 6 inches and lived in Declans basement. It was close to inhabitable, but apparently not enough. When I was bad, he would call me dishwasher and do evil things to me.

Those were the good days.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/23/2008 05:30 PM

ln(4.3) * 4!

you can take me out of the nerd, but you can't take the nerd out of me.

ok, fine, you can. i am coral or jade in anniversary gift years.

Thud 68,506 19
07/23/2008 06:08 PM

ok, fine, you can. i am coral or jade in anniversary gift years.

I'm at the sapphire anniversary gift age.

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/23/2008 07:19 PM

Almost a sapphire here.

Puh-leeze, Dinesh. You're still a baby. Well, sorta.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
07/24/2008 07:24 AM

Oh, and I cooked every day, and loaded the dishwasher frequently.

Ok, but who unloaded the dishwasher because we all know THAT is the Shakespearety job as far as dishwashers are concerned.

UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 101,398 77
07/24/2008 07:54 AM

I was 6. I won the "Math Bowl" in my elementary school, even though I was a first grader. I got to wear the Math Wizard hat, which was pointy and had stars.

The fifth graders made fun of me on the playground for being a "smarty" and one of them pushed me off the monkey bars. The wind got knocked out of me and when I came to, I was in the nurse's office on a cot, and they had called an ambulance.

I never saw the hat again.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/24/2008 09:51 AM

Puh-leeze, Dinesh. You're still a baby.

well, i do whine a lot.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/24/2008 10:12 AM

ok, fine, you can. i am coral or jade in anniversary gift years

You're gonna make me Google that, aren't you?

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/24/2008 10:37 AM

Whoa 35 years? May God be with you.

i'am rock lobstah 18,570 33
07/24/2008 12:43 PM

well, i do whine a lot.


Yes. Yes, you do. And another thing: why haven't you called me since that last time?

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/24/2008 01:23 PM

He does things like that... gets you all hot and bothered then never to return...

Nachos - Defining The Rapture 57,521 23
07/24/2008 01:56 PM

He probably felt the first gravitation pull from your own personal Bermuda Triangle and ran for his life.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/24/2008 06:06 PM

uh oh, i think my worlds are colliding here.

time to head for the bat cave!