Teh Jerk 6,311 9
07/21/2008 04:17 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oh+snap

Phuc 237,919 21
07/21/2008 04:22 PM

I would say that I just barfed in my mouth if we hadn't just forbidden that phrase.

Dogs Akimbo: it's all downhill from here 211,594 32
07/21/2008 07:48 PM

"How do I use this Instamatic camera?"

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/21/2008 07:55 PM

Hey J.G., I'd be happy to rock that pookie for you
and the best thing is, you wouldn't need to learn a Frost-ing retarded language first.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/21/2008 08:18 PM

Thanks Neo. Be sure to remind me of that at the next GabFest.

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/22/2008 09:36 AM

And make sure Dogs has his Instamatic camera.

KellyKopp 56 4
07/22/2008 01:26 PM

Jew, I have so much to tell you!! Im glad you asked for my opinion on the matter! However... I have to wait till AFTER work due to the fact Im being watched at this very moment... I need to get back to Accounting and less of this amizingness... I did not want you to think i was ignoring your cry for help... be patient and i will soon enlighten you!! Till Then.....

KellyKopp! 35,891 35
07/22/2008 01:50 PM

I just couldn't wait till after work, I simply must enlighten...I just got so excited that you mentioned my name in your post that I forgot all rules of the English language...I mean, I literally just added a period to my Ellipses.....see..now I subtracted a period..maybe you should just call me and we could totally be, like, BFF and I'll be your gurl...IDK just idea...lol....ok...wait, the boss is coming around again, i'll try this again after work... gotta go for now..........

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/22/2008 01:54 PM

Did anyone else just get a visual of a cute little girl with pigtails, bouncing up and down clapping while they read that?

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/22/2008 01:56 PM

No, but she did say "lol" which is going to cost her points.

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/22/2008 02:07 PM

I think...and I could be wrong...that KellyKopp is a HE.

Which makes it worse.

KellyKopp! 35,891 35
07/22/2008 02:14 PM

I feel that we have gotten off on the wrong foot... I think we can all be friends, because I love comedy, specifically the comedic stylings of Carrot Top... He so fizzuny...But let me tell you a little about myself...My parents hate me, and I have horrible scars on my head from the botched abortions... Those wire hangers aren't fool proof when Dad was all liquored up on MD 20/20...I am totally into 133t and think I can get you all to change over...But I might need some help with my emoticons...Oh, and I hate fags...So tell me about yourselves.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/22/2008 02:15 PM

Mung, you so funny!

Declan McManus as Lenny Botwin 131,887 36
07/22/2008 02:31 PM

Oh, and I hate fags.


Who doesn't?

GrammarNazi - Call Me Grammarista 954 5
07/22/2008 08:34 PM

I think KellyKopp needs a good round of my extra-special shock therapy.

Al Sleet 77,546 17
07/22/2008 08:38 PM

Haha! CSME is having trouble communicating with her boyfriend.

Millie 116,988 28
07/22/2008 08:46 PM

I thought the whole point of dating a boy-toy was to not have to communicate.

GrammarNazi - Call Me Grammarista 954 5
07/22/2008 09:01 PM

I agree, Millie. There are much better ways to keep his mouth occupied.

KellyKopp 56 4
07/25/2008 10:09 AM

Man, so weird... My alter ego (which is my name + an exclamation point) came in here and just let everyone know the real me. I cant help it if Carrot Top is a genius!! I just love his crazy props...yeah... And about my parents hateing me..all true. I cant remember all the failed abortion attempts, but I guess if "I" said it.. its got to be true. Oh, and fags? Yeah, I hate em. I hate anyone who isnt white protestant. Cause I hate like that...Sieg-Heil! Man... I really didnt want to tell everyone all these horrible things, but I guess I just had too... I hope you can all forgive me, i really do. And about me and my Period obsession...... thats just how its gonna be. Sorry. Man, I really do wish I was funny. And about being your "Gurl", If I wasnt a dude maybe that could have been an option... but no. Cant always judge that book by its name. Damn, what did I come here to talk about?? I dont know anymore, all this facing my inner deamons has really taken it outta me.....

Ditdah 123,110 14
07/25/2008 10:15 AM

You do realize that no one is going to read your posts if you refuse to put any line breaks in there, rifgt?

Ditdah 123,110 14
07/25/2008 10:16 AM

GODDAMMIT!

Nothing is more impressive than a typo when correcting someone else's typing skills.

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
07/25/2008 10:16 AM

Dit, did you choke??

KellyKopp 56 4
07/25/2008 10:18 AM

Yeah thats probably a good idea..
I just talk in run-on sentences, and long monologues so I figured Id type that way too.

Character Flaw, I know... Sigh

Ditdah 123,110 14
07/25/2008 10:18 AM

Yes, on the tears of irony.




Ok, I don't even know what that means.

Marginally Ravos 63,472 21
07/25/2008 10:19 AM

Does it mean you've been a bad lesbian again?

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/25/2008 10:22 AM

A bad lesbian? I didn't know there was such a thing.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/25/2008 10:34 AM

Kelly,
I'm still waiting for you to enlighten me. I have a date with the man-child tomorrow night. Time is of the essence!
Joo

KellyKopp 56 4
07/25/2008 11:07 AM

Jew,

Well, Im surprised you still wanna talk to me after my anti-semitic remarks! But regaurdless, its good to hear from you!

Heres what I have for you....

Oh snap... Just consider that one "Damn" good or bad, doesnt matter. Personaly I cant stand oh snap. But you know kids...

Get whooped?? Just tell him to drop that all together. Nothin cool there.

And how do we walk with our baggy pants? How do you walk rockin a camel toe?!? Eh, personal preference I guess!!

Let me know if you have anymore, Ill try my hardest to give insight into the generation gap... WORD!

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/25/2008 11:14 AM

Oh snap... Just consider that one "Damn" good or bad, doesnt matter.

Ok, thanks for the info.

I'm going to assume the snap was a good one due to the outcome. I couldn't really see his face from where I was.