Crash Test Dummy - some assembly required 3,671 9
07/23/2008 08:36 AM

<action>kicks Mung Champ in the crotch and hides in a corner to wait for his next victim</action>

Pickle Sniffer 1,586 6
07/23/2008 08:43 AM

<action>Decides he likes Canadians too much to do anything harsh, gives CTD a soft kick in the shin to keep up appearances, puts on disguise, waits in dark alley so he can chop Squirrel into pieces and skull Frost him

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/23/2008 08:47 AM

<action>is waiting in said alley with a big barrel of brine, a chainsaw, and some tweezers.</action>

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 08:49 AM

<action>collar-bone's Bill, grabs the scissors and pokes him in right in the eye.</action>

Crash Test Dummy - some assembly required 3,671 9
07/23/2008 08:52 AM

<action>hobbles away in fake pain, rubbing his shin, and waits for the 3 others to shred themselves to pieces... performs an atomic denture toss on Mung to make sure he stays down</action>

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 08:56 AM

<action>looks around for a chick to wrestle with. Finds none. Loses interest and wanders out of the thread to look for more ammo.</action>

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/23/2008 08:59 AM

<action> Kisses Cheeky Monkey </action> I don't follow rules.

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 09:00 AM

<action>swoons!</action>

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/23/2008 09:05 AM

<action>covers KChiki in twinkie filling, throws her in a room with Chance and locks the door</action>

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,464 56
07/23/2008 09:06 AM

<action>comes back to turn on the hidden camera</action>

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/23/2008 09:11 AM

<action> Eats Cheeky Monkey's Brainnnnnzzzzzzzzz</action>

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/23/2008 09:58 AM

<action>jumps on Chance</action>

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 10:01 AM

<action>steals Jade's European chocolate!</action>

Crash Test Dummy - padded at the right places 3,671 9
07/23/2008 10:03 AM

<action>grabs a folding chair, swings it in an arc over his head and... and... unfolds it, sits down and watches the ladies go at each other</action>

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/23/2008 10:03 AM

<action>steals Oreos from KChiki's kitchen, then steaks her baby</action>

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/23/2008 10:04 AM

I swear, that should say "steals".

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 10:04 AM

<action>climbs the ropes, stands for a moment, surveying the melee, and then executes a flawless pile-driver onto CrashTestDummy.</action>

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 10:05 AM

Jade, the typo was funnier. I need to clean my monitor now.

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/23/2008 10:08 AM

Okay.

*pours Lysol on KChiki's monitor, then on Dummy*

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/23/2008 10:11 AM

<Action>Blows the whistle and gives a warning to Jade and Monkey for non action use. Forces the two to listen to Al kareoke various Madonna songs in the penalty box.</action>

Crash Test Dummy - padded at the right places 3,671 9
07/23/2008 10:14 AM

<action>throws his Lysol soaked popcorn away, folds KChikita into the chair and miserably crawls to safety... for now.</action>

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/23/2008 10:16 AM

<action>shoves the whistle down Mung's throat, kicks him in the testes, and tattoos "twunt" across his forehead</action>

Shelly Bell-ee 77,143 25
07/23/2008 10:41 AM

<action>enters the thread holding a box. Opens the box to reveal rock-hard, burnt cookies from a baking session gone horribly wrong. Begins to throw them at everyone.</action>

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 6
07/23/2008 10:47 AM

<action>masturbates furiously and then hits everyone in the thread with a blast of warm, sticky infected jizz.</action>

I'll be back in 3 years to collect my prize.

Nachos - Defining The Rapture 57,521 23
07/23/2008 10:49 AM

<action>Disdains the rules, grabs the nearest person to him, flays them alive and finally hangs their dismembered corpse from the ceiling for all to see.</action>

Next?

Shelly Bell-ee 77,143 25
07/23/2008 10:52 AM

<action>throws PickleSmeller to Nachos and runs out of thread</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 11:43 AM

<action> Now thoroughly defiled, returns as an incubus and haunts Shell For.Ever.

Pubah 56,813 18
07/23/2008 11:50 AM

<action>Tags in...Dropkicks Brody...Head Butts Pickle...applies the atomi elbo to Mungs cranium, then locks Chance into sensuous siscors while watching Cheeky's body goes limp as he tightens the iron claw across her pretty forehead</action>

Mmmm, twinkie juice...

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/23/2008 11:51 AM

<action> Rings the bell and announces "At the end of round one, Pickle Sniffer is in the lead with 9 clickies, from all 9 of his user accounts. Great work!"

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/23/2008 11:52 AM

<Action>Halftime show begins and includes a fetus on the end of a coat hanger singing Mamma Mia. A family act also takes the stage to do the Artistocrat joke, when, without any warning, the Asian guy jumps out from behind the door and yells "Supplies!". "OK, Back to the action folks. And Go!"</action>

Pubah 56,813 18
07/23/2008 11:58 AM

<action>Pokes MungChamp in the eye...Deeply Kisses Chance...slaps Cheeky on the ass and tags out...</action>

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/23/2008 11:59 AM

Mung is growing on me. Someone get the lysol wipes.

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/23/2008 12:23 PM

<action>Carroll punts Chance</action>
I heard you like it rough.

Crash Test Dummy - padded at the right places 3,671 9
07/23/2008 12:36 PM

<action>ties Teh Jerk down to the folding chair with SnifflePicker's intestines(thanks Nachos) and whacks him with one of Shelly Bell-ee's cookies</action>

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/23/2008 12:38 PM

I heard you like it rough.

Spank me! Spank me!




Sorry, I got a little excited.

Crash Test Dummy - padded at the right places 3,671 9
07/23/2008 12:41 PM

<action>obliges Jew and spanks her... with another cookie</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 01:09 PM

<action> Chokes on circus peanut after reading Mung's implication regarding imping, pukes circus peanut on CDT, retrieves intestines and requests Chance to put them back in via his bung hole while holding Mung in teh Camel Clutch, ala The Iron Sheik style

Crash Test Dummy - padded at the right places 3,671 9
07/23/2008 01:20 PM

<action>looks under the ring to try and find Pickle's other accounts that 5 orb his every post multiple times</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 01:27 PM

<action> Five orbs CTD for thinking PS is that smart, then locks CTD in The Figure Four ala The Nature Boy Rick Flair Style

Cromulent Embiggeners, Inc 80,728 42
07/23/2008 01:48 PM

<action>thinks he's on Celebrity Death Match, runs over to Picklesniffer, sprinkles razor blades on his pickle, and then shoves it right into his face.</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 01:54 PM

<action> Is flattered Pram has touched him, changes mind, farts on a lighter in Pram's general direction

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 6
07/23/2008 02:27 PM

<action>stumbles into thread with hands cuffed, ass greased with cooking oil and a funnel attached to a cord around his neck.</action>

My father was a violent man with needs my mother just couldn't satisfy.

Somehow, I think he'd like GAB.

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 02:30 PM

<action> Licks his lips and smiles at Gobbes, wishes Trixxie were here for a good 'ole tag team hook up

Crash Test Dummy's sex toy is an airbag 3,671 9
07/23/2008 02:32 PM

<action>inserts funnel in greased ass, stuffs in whatever remains of Shelly's cookies, then sends an email to Trixxie</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 02:53 PM

<action>conjurs a spell that makes Crash Test Dummy's stupidly long name into gigantic block letters, then drops it on him from the sky.</action>

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/23/2008 03:15 PM

<action> Blows the whistle. Point deduction for Pickle, Gobbes and Crash Test Dummies for fagjacking the thread. Next time you plan on violating one another, you may not use lube or grease as per UFC rules. Touch gloves and get back out there.

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/23/2008 03:16 PM

<action>Shoves every shoe Pram has ever Frosted forcefully down his throat, causing him to choke to death on his own spooge</action>

Squiirly 53,270 54
07/23/2008 03:16 PM

Dammit!

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 03:21 PM

<action> accepts points penalty from Mung, offers to buy him a quad core gaming computer as a bribe, then executes flying neck scissors on Squirrel ala Ricky The Dragon Steamboat, farting a giant green cloud of noxious ass gas right in Squirrels face

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 03:30 PM

<action>walks over to Picklesniffer, as if to size him up for something, then gently picks him up in the jaw of a backhoe, and drops him in pit of guys who are afraid of pickles.</action>

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 03:32 PM

offers to buy him a quad core gaming computer

Nuh-UH mister! We've heard that line before!

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/23/2008 03:32 PM

<action> Winks at Pram</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 03:45 PM

<action> scrambles out of pit, takes aim at Pram, sees Kchiki and Chance in the same thread and passes out from smoking hot woman sensory overload

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/23/2008 03:46 PM

<action> Winks at Picklesniffer</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 03:50 PM

<action>smashes Chance's winker</action>

STUPIDLY LONG NAME IN GIGANTIC BLOCK LETTERS 3,671 9
07/23/2008 03:53 PM

<action>applies a Nutcracker on Pram while he's distracted</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 04:11 PM

<action>Runs over to Crash Test Dummy, hits him on the head with a mallet, seizes his helmet, elbow pads, kneepads, and jock strap, then straps him into a car facing a wall of beehives and shotgun shells with a block of concrete sitting on the gas pedal, and waves goodbye to him as he pulls a string from a distance that disengages the pedal block, just in time for him to wake up</action>

Gobbes - Calvin's Obscure Gay Buddy 387 6
07/23/2008 04:23 PM

<action>attaches one end of a nylon cord to Mung's balls and staples the other end to the back of Prams throat and then tugs on the cord causing the unbalance duo to smash balls into throat thus demonstrating in practice the title of that lovely hymn "Suck My Balls, in The Name of The Lord."</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 04:24 PM

<action> notes that at the time of this post the orb count is 666, changes icon to disguise self, also dons a ski mask, grabs a cap gun, pulls a stick up on Pram, causing Pram to suffer a flashback induced seizure from his convenience store days then runs out of the thread to find Chance and Cheeky

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 04:25 PM

<action>is busy flirting with Chance in the "1983" thread.</action>

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 04:25 PM

<action> Picks Gobbes up in a Suplex ala Hulk Hogan and slams him to the ground for getting in his way

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 04:27 PM

<action> Decides he cannot pull the same move on Cheeky for getting in his way, lest he be wussified by a girl

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/23/2008 04:27 PM

<action> suddenly realizes he is Pramming up this thread

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 04:37 PM

<action>notes that Picklesniffer likes to smell things; asks around and gets him a job sniffing test diapers.</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
07/23/2008 05:31 PM

<action>rubs poison ivy leaves on all clay and shoes in Pram's hovel</action>

syncope 49,019 14
07/23/2008 05:46 PM

<action>takes off, nukes the site from orbit. Is finally sure.</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 06:11 PM

<action>shoves Syncope cross-first into a wood chipper</action>

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/23/2008 06:15 PM

<action>Shakespeares in thread.

Thud 68,506 19
07/23/2008 06:15 PM

<action>dangles Skippy over thread</action>
I'll drop him. I swear I'll do it!

manhole 21,656 29
07/23/2008 07:18 PM

<action>avoids eye contact and slowly backs out of thread</action>

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/23/2008 07:23 PM

<action>Rings the bell for the third and final round! West coasters, late-nighters and ginger kids, this is your last chance. There are still plenty of clowns to gang rape and organs to prolapse. Mailman and Pickle are in the lead, but will Pickle be able to create another 3 profiles with John's new registration features? It's still anyone's for the taking. Put him in a body bag Johnny and Finish Him!</action>

Jepperoni 58,758 13
07/23/2008 07:30 PM

<action>Grabs Syncope by the tits and rams his foot up her ass, uses can opener to halve and split Pram's horse face, grabs Nutter's turd and shoves it up his nose so hard it squirts out his ears, avoids Thud 'cause he wants no part of the Skippy nonsense either, collect handful of termites and rams them up manhole's, well, manhole then shoots Mung Champ with two barrels of BB death just to watch him die</action>

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/23/2008 07:35 PM

<action>rips sniffers pickle off then realizes it's so small that he won't bleed to death, decides to shoot him in the head with a bazooka instead.</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 07:41 PM

<action>ties Bill to a tree and leaves him there</action>

syncope 49,019 14
07/23/2008 07:42 PM

This is actually the fourth time I've had to remind Jep that I'm a dude.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
07/23/2008 07:44 PM

Hehe. That one was on purpose just for you.

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 07:45 PM

OW, MY HORSE FACE.

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/23/2008 07:46 PM

<action>gets Pram his old job back, then stages a mock robbery and shoots him in his left testicle, exploding it all over the cigarette rack behind him. then gives Syncope his pills and makes him take a nap.</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 07:50 PM

<action>turns on a ceiling fan and gets it going extra fast, then picks up Bill and flings him upwards into his destiny.</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 07:51 PM

<action>laughs and makes his shoulders go up and down</action>

UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 101,398 77
07/23/2008 07:52 PM

<action>bends over and onion slivers fly like they were shot out of a confetti cannon</action>

Halftime show!

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 08:26 PM

<action>runs back into thread followed by a hoarde of ghastly flying yellow grasshoppers that just happen to be invading the southeast U.S. this time of year. Sics them on everyone.</action>

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/23/2008 08:26 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Pram 80,728 42
07/23/2008 08:31 PM

<action>feeds Undies large hamburgers stuffed with Mentos and cans of diet Coke</action>

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/23/2008 08:50 PM

<action>feeds Pram large bottles of diet coke, then shoots him in the stomach with an AK-47 filled with mentos.</action>

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
07/23/2008 09:02 PM

<action>shoves a damn grasshopper down Bill's throat and kicks Pram in his remaining nut. Then turns to face the rest of the nut-jobs, arms outstretched, fingers curled into claws and hair streaming out like Rogue from The X-Men comics.</action>

Thud 68,506 19
07/23/2008 09:06 PM

<action>dangling Skippy by one foot</action>
Here comes the pain overly verbose nonsense.

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/23/2008 09:09 PM

<action>shoots the grasshopper out of his throat at blinding speed slamming into Kchikitas forehead and blowing half the back of her head out when exiting</action>

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
07/23/2008 09:13 PM

<action>melts into mercury-ish liquid a la "The Terminator", pokes a tentacle through Bill's chest cavity and rips his still-beating heart out. Eats it. Slowly.</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/23/2008 11:04 PM

What the Frost? Why are all you Frosters just standing around and not talking?

Mohamet al-Kadas Kaboom 211,594 32
07/23/2008 11:05 PM

<action>knees Dogs in the groin</action>

Bill the furry woodland creature 53,270 54
07/23/2008 11:54 PM

<action>thinks, "Maybe this will work this time"</action>

BLAM!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/24/2008 12:05 AM

Got me right in the lobes.

Pram 80,728 42
07/24/2008 01:51 AM

<action>force-feeds Dogs heart worms, then some stuff to kill the heart worms, causing respiratory failure and an awesome death.</action>

Mung Champ 35,891 35
07/24/2008 08:11 AM

<Action>Rings the final bell. "And by way of Twinkie kidnapping and bisexual videotaping, the Last Gabber Standing is...The Mailman! As promised, the secret prize details have been sent to you via email. Until next time friends." Puts on a Yarmulke and takes off the referee jersey to reveal a belt of C4. "There won't be a next time!" Runs into the room of Gabbers screaming "CHALLAH AKBAR!!!!" and destroys the thread.

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/24/2008 08:19 AM

<action> Wakes up in a pile of dust and semen</action>

What happened?

Pram 80,728 42
07/24/2008 11:39 AM

Oh Chance, you always fall asleep during sex.

Alt+F4- The Annoying Button 11 5
07/24/2008 02:28 PM

uses his first post to walk in, look around, giggle then thows an overused Lemming around, then sits in confusion because he cant figure out how to write in blue stuff

KChikita - Same as in town 128,375 98
07/24/2008 02:33 PM

I'm feeling gracious today.

♣ Pickle Sniffer ♣ 1,586 6
07/24/2008 02:37 PM

You can always reverse engineer stuff by clicking view page source in your browser. A good place to start learning HTML is here...

Alt+F4- The Annoying Button 11 5
07/24/2008 02:40 PM

<action>Jumps for joy, then starts the Lamming's explosion countdown timer; and runs like hell</action>

Pram 80,728 42
07/24/2008 03:00 PM

<action>thinks F4 looks like one of the baddies from Dig-Dug; pumps his body full of air until he explodes</action>

Alt+F4- The Annoying Button 11 5
07/24/2008 03:05 PM

<action>cant do anything because he is a bazillion diffrent particles floating in the air</action>

Dammit Pram how did you know?

Chances are..... 171,275 14
07/24/2008 03:16 PM

<action> Farts </action>

I'm a lovely lady!

Alt+F4- The Annoying Button 11 5
07/24/2008 03:34 PM

<action>sniffs Chance's farts and falls on a big pointy stick</action>

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
07/24/2008 04:24 PM

Mung Champ Rings the final bell. "And by way of Twinkie kidnapping and bisexual videotaping, the Last Gabber Standing is...The Mailman! As promised, the secret prize details have been sent to you via email.

Mung Champ rocks, and would definitely receive a limited edition copy of the videotape mentionned above.

Pram 80,728 42
07/24/2008 08:13 PM

<action>answers the door, sees The Postman, and wastes him with a flame thrower</action>
I see your "Mung Champ rocks", and raise you a "You're Lying; EAT THIS!"