UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 99,723 76
07/24/2008 05:51 AM

Now, this seemed to upset the guys in the bar, so soon we were approached by the guys of GAB, who were massed together behind Bob Johnson, who seemed to be the leader of this gang. All of them were dressed appropriately to the time period - long shirts and dungarees and cowboy boots - except for Bob Johnson, who had on skater shoes ( a pair of green and blue Etnies.) No one found this odd or remarked on it.

Anyway, the guys came over and challenged Spicey to a REAL game of poker. He couldn't back down in front of all the girls, so we got up and made room for the gang at the table.

Al was there, and Chickens. I noticed Pram, but only because his horse face reflected in one of the glasses on the table. Frat was there too, but not for long. Halfway through the card game, he started yelling for whiskey, and after being ignored by the bartender, he folded his hand and went to confront him.

Unfortunately, the bartender was a raptor, and when Frat touched its shoulder, it turned around and promptly ate him.

UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 99,723 76
07/24/2008 05:53 AM

Spicey lost again and again to the gang, and he finally stood up and went to a different table. He called us girls over and asked us to help him - he was down $600, and that was his rent money. So, we challenged the gang to a game of Scrabble.

I guess it was some weird sort of elimination Scrabble game, because Chickens didn't last long, and I was SO happy when Al got knocked out. I played the word "jealousy" on a triple word score, with the J on a triple letter score and everyone cheered. This won me the game, and everyone celebrated by jumping up and down and yelling, "We saved the bar from the developers! Go back to your big city, Bob Johnson!"

Bob Johnson just sat there, with his chin on his chest, and his hat pulled down over his eyes. Even the rest of his gang was happy about his defeat.

Of course I gave Spicey the money, and he paid the bartender the rent - apparently he lived in the room above the bar. He took my hand and we went upstairs together to have sex.

The end.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,108 14
07/24/2008 05:53 AM

And then the raptors came right?

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,108 14
07/24/2008 05:55 AM

Poo I thought I posted that before you finished the story.

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,415 11
07/24/2008 06:59 AM

Jade was also present, and she had on this floor-length, sparkly green dress and a royal blue boa. She was smoking a cigarette, which was in one of those fancy holders.

I have actually done this. Not wear a green dress and feather boa (well, not at the same time), but smoked a cigarette in a fancy holder. It made me feel classy.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/24/2008 07:14 AM

You'd have to be really Frosted up to have a dream about GAB.

Phuc 237,453 20
07/24/2008 07:23 AM

Heh.

Four orbs for "dungarees."

UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 99,723 76
07/24/2008 07:27 AM

I was really, really nervous about playing scrabble against you Al. Probably you keep kicking my ass online.

But I TOTALLY pwned you last night. In your FACE, dream AL!

Chances are..... 171,220 14
07/24/2008 07:29 AM

Chance was seated directly to my right, but she was just in a rumpled old powder-blue sweatsuit. (Yeah, she was pissed off at me about this in the dream too.)

Hey! It was a Baby Phat Jumper!

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,415 11
07/24/2008 07:40 AM

Chance showed up in a dream of mine last week. Apparently she had lost her cat, and wanted me to come to "Frat's Cat and Hat Shack" so she could buy a purple kitten. The kitten was wearing Al's icon's hat.

Dianada ♥ Frogpop 57,119 105
07/24/2008 07:45 AM

<action>is SUPER hot</action>Nice dream!

UnderThere, petting the sweaty things 99,723 76
07/24/2008 07:55 AM

Hey! It was a Baby Phat Jumper!

Sorry Chance. It was a rumpled, fat girl sweatsuit. It had a stain on the front and you looked really frumpy.

Chances are..... 171,220 14
07/24/2008 08:01 AM

<action> Runs out of thread crying</action>

You always put me in the ugly clothes! You're just jealous because I was moms favorite and you want all the attention for yourself!

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
07/24/2008 08:02 AM

<action>looks for onion sliver references in Undies' post, doesn't find any, leaves thread.</action>

Shelly Bell-ee 76,640 24
07/24/2008 09:09 AM

Didn't Frat get eaten by a raptor in that other dream? Boy, he must have done something that pissed off your subconscious.

underWhere's the Beef? 99,723 76
07/24/2008 09:41 AM

I'm not sure why it keeps happening, but it's been the same raptor both times though. So don't blame me - obviously it's the raptor who is upset at Frat.

Jew Grrrl 15,189 12
07/24/2008 10:16 AM

This is an awful lot to read. Can you just tell me if I'm in it and what part I played?

KChikita - Same as in town 124,281 89
07/24/2008 11:48 AM

Apparently I need to make myself more memorable to Undies so she'll dream about me.

i'am rock lobstah 17,427 30
07/24/2008 12:14 PM

Dude, Undies, I think it's time to cut out the LSD-before-bed routine. You give me nightmares.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/24/2008 12:24 PM

Was there an old man with a bowler hat playing a piano and masturbating furiously to Dianada over in the corner?

Filly 39,160 20
07/24/2008 12:24 PM

<action>pouts</action>He was teaching poker to the girls of GAB.

I find this statement highly inaccurate and very exclusive of the rest of us.

Hmmph.

Marginally Ravos 62,361 20
07/24/2008 12:26 PM

Was there an old man with a bowler hat playing a piano fife?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
07/24/2008 04:35 PM

You were playing poker and didn't invite me? Holy Shakespeare, woman, there are black velvet paintings of me playing poker all over the world.

Corduroy Jeens 43,386 49
07/24/2008 08:25 PM

What kind of drugs do you do? What do you eat before you go to bed?

syncope 49,000 13
07/24/2008 08:44 PM

I had a dream once that I flew out to meet Lila, but on the plane I realized how creepy it was that I was flying out to meet an internet stranger.

So the rest of the dream I was stuck in the airport waiting for my flight back home because there was no way I was going out there.

Pram 78,178 40
07/24/2008 09:04 PM

I noticed Pram, but only because his horse face reflected in one of the glasses on the table.

I'm gonna beat your ass with kindness!

Thud 66,695 17
07/24/2008 09:05 PM

<action>hits Ctrl-F</action>

Hmph.

Pram 78,178 40
07/24/2008 09:30 PM

Hi Thud!

Thud 66,695 17
07/24/2008 09:36 PM

Hi Pram.

Pram 78,178 40
07/24/2008 10:41 PM

<action>CTRL F, Thud</action>

See? Now you're mentioned in the thread four times! You win!