Dianada ♥ Frogpop 57,835 109
07/27/2008 12:19 PM

Are you talking about "real life"? Nah, none of us go there.

rock lobster is feeling crabby 18,570 33
07/27/2008 12:20 PM

I went there, just to check it out. There were people in clean polo shirts and khakis. Nobody was leading anyone around on a leash, nobody gave false promises of sex, and no one told me to STFU. I was afraid. I feel much safer here.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/27/2008 12:20 PM

I think Pubah is slowly taking over your brain, Dogs. Why don't you just lurk there for a few years though.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/27/2008 12:31 PM

I think Pubah is slowly taking over your brain, Dogs

I don't know how you can make that statement. I haven't once told the Kiwi twins, either singly or in pairs, that I want to give them olive oil massages. I haven't written love poems to Roofie. I haven't asked Kchiki to send me pictures of herself naked and pregnant.




Well, two out of three ain't bad.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/27/2008 12:38 PM

Keyword being slowly. I'll give you a week. Two tops.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
07/27/2008 12:38 PM

I've only been there once.


For three years.

Anh is a dark, angry life insurance agent. 11,158 14
07/27/2008 12:48 PM

Welcome back Kake. Been surfing any new ninja sites?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/27/2008 12:51 PM

Two tops

I asked Trixxie about this, and she says it's impossible unless you throw in a Mexican midget wrestler.

Phla is the Stig 131,068 34
07/27/2008 12:53 PM

Two tops for $10 at Old Navy.

Lila told me.

rock lobster is feeling crabby 18,570 33
07/27/2008 12:55 PM

Two for $8 at the outlet.
The newspaper told me.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
07/27/2008 12:58 PM

Yeah, I think of them as the Two Tops too, ever since lawrence payton and obie benson died. It's just not the same.

Wait, what?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/27/2008 01:13 PM

<action>tries to come up with a witty comment involving 'Love in the Time of Cholera' but just ends up hurting himself</action>

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 12,955 12
07/27/2008 05:58 PM

Oh yeah, anal's great!

Wait, you did mean anal, right?

manhole 21,656 29
07/27/2008 08:15 PM

I did once, but it exceeded my moral tolerance.

Ditdah 123,110 14
07/27/2008 08:47 PM

I've been there. I don't like it much. I usually just go there one in a while to track down MIA GABbers that I miss.

Ditdah 123,110 14
07/27/2008 08:48 PM

Someone stole my "c!"

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
07/27/2008 08:52 PM

I made a log-in to read the epic Skippy thread back in the days. It was worth it.

Filly 39,193 20
07/27/2008 08:59 PM

<action>looks blank</action>...Other place?

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/27/2008 09:28 PM

4chan?

Filly 39,193 20
07/27/2008 10:06 PM

<action>faints</action>Chi Chi!

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/27/2008 10:40 PM

Where? OH Shakespeare, THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

dinesh 24,862 16
07/28/2008 12:44 AM

this thread is like a Frost-ing bat signal.

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
07/28/2008 09:26 AM

<action>shudders.</action>I've only heard rumors about it. It sounds like Pleasantville, without the slut.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
07/28/2008 09:49 AM

You misspelled "Amity"

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/28/2008 10:00 AM

I went there once, but I didn't like the way it looked. It hurt my eyes to read it for some reason.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
07/28/2008 11:00 AM

I went there a couple of times, but there was a complete lack of a self-perpetuating meme exerting enough social pressure to force everyone to cover their hatred of me with an aura of unrelenting love.

It was disgusting.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/28/2008 11:10 AM

Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half lives

The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants 19,555 11
07/28/2008 11:18 AM

I log in there occasionally, although most of my posting seems to consist of debating politics with Ford.

..which I suppose means that if I started going there regularly, I'd be pretty much exactly like all other HoBbers.

teh rock lobstah says: 18,570 33
07/28/2008 12:43 PM

I went to this place too.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/28/2008 02:41 PM

How ya gonna know who to like if other people don't tell you?

Strangely enough, we all seem to like each other pretty well. You'd be most welcome there, Dogs.

</recruiter>

Shell Belle 77,143 25
07/28/2008 05:51 PM

I did once, but it exceeded my moral tolerance.

I checked it out today and it seemed like every other post was that moral tolerance line. What the Frost is that about?

Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2008 06:14 PM

How ya gonna know who to like if other people don't tell you?

Strangely enough, we all seem to like each other pretty well. You'd be most welcome there, Dogs.

</recruiter>

Um, doesn't he already post there?

Maybe you all get along so well because you don't know who you're talking to.

Shelle, did you register? I think you have to register and set your preferences before being able to read the amoral posts.

Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2008 06:29 PM

Shelle, Shell, Belle, whatevuh!

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
07/28/2008 06:36 PM

I tried it once, but one look at the plain colouring and the text all shifting to the right and I knew it wasn't for me.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/28/2008 06:45 PM

If you're talking about Fark or Metafilter, yeah. I'm there all the time. If you're talking about House Of Boneheads, I've tried reading it a couple times. I had a GABber try to convince me that it was better suited to my personality. I'm not sure what he was trying to say. But after reading it, I took it as an insult and haven't talked to him since.

Hamish MacChickens 286,580 61
07/28/2008 09:12 PM

I log in every 6 months or so just to see if it's two or three posts before someone calls me a Jesus humper.

manhole 21,656 29
07/28/2008 09:15 PM

Jesus humper.

Hamish MacChickens 286,580 61
07/28/2008 09:18 PM

You can't count.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
07/28/2008 09:52 PM

did you register?

Ahh, no. I was thinking either I'm missing something or these people are idiots.

Turns out that I was missing something and I am the idiot. Not the first time.

Shelle, Shell, Belle

Any of those are fine. I also answer to "hey, bitch!"

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/28/2008 10:07 PM

Chickens, you are a Jesus Humper. Dirk Lately manages pretty well there while continuing to hump Jesus.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/28/2008 10:09 PM

Maybe you all get along so well because you don't know who you're talking to.

Several of them came to my wedding last month, and I had already met three of them before. That's just one example. Most of use have known each other online for 7-8 years. Some for about 10 years.

manhole 21,656 29
07/28/2008 10:11 PM

You can't count.

Yea, yea, I know. I never was good at math.

I still think the earth is only 6000 years old!

Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2008 10:43 PM

Most of use have known each other online for 7-8 years. Some for about 10 years.

I was making the observation that Dogs apparently posts there and has been for a while, and yet it seemed that you were unaware of it.

And I meant the comment in a joking way, but whatever.

Thud 68,506 19
07/28/2008 10:48 PM

Several of them came to my wedding last month

Congrats? Condolences?

You decide.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/29/2008 12:01 AM

If he's posting there, it's not under the name Dogs Akimbo.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/29/2008 12:02 AM

Thud. Such originality. It's mind blowing.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
07/29/2008 12:09 AM

I was talking about that farm animal lingerie site.

What the hell are you all going on about?

Thud 68,506 19
07/29/2008 12:23 AM

Thud. Such originality. It's mind blowing.

Candie. Such affected ennui. It's underwhelming.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/29/2008 02:42 AM

You mistake sarcasm for ennui.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
07/29/2008 09:59 AM

what do nutless monks have to do with this?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
07/29/2008 10:21 AM

Hob - too cool for Gab. Too lame to realize how ironic that is.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/29/2008 10:57 AM

I was going to send you a card but they were all out of "Congratulations to your marriage to the holocaust denier" cards.

Hamish MacChickens 286,580 61
07/29/2008 01:01 PM

It's great to see the purple cow again.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/29/2008 01:25 PM

Thanks, chickens.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
07/29/2008 08:41 PM

Ever run across a person you had completely, entirely managed to block from your memory only to be reminded of their existence years later? Ever have this instance combined with a slight, "Oh, ugh" type of sensation?

Yeah, that's pretty much me.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/29/2008 10:06 PM

You have brought me much joy.

MacChickens Anus 286,580 61
07/29/2008 10:20 PM

I remember some pretty awesome Candie pics jumping out of a cake.

Yes, I do.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/29/2008 10:29 PM

I would post over there, but God, I hate Lila so much!

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2008 10:41 PM

Bonky!

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/29/2008 10:41 PM

BONKY! Where the Frost have you been?

Jepperoni 58,758 13
07/29/2008 10:43 PM

I was there but man, its hard to follow. I mostly try to lurk these days though I think their new chat feature has great potential.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2008 10:48 PM

That other place is full of pompous Emersons. Frost them and their stupid Alexis rating.

Your honor, we find the defendant: Ravos 63,472 21
07/30/2008 10:15 AM

I don't know where the other place is.

I'm so lost!

Your honor, we find the defendant: Ravos 63,472 21
07/30/2008 10:17 AM

And no, I do not mean Goatse.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/30/2008 01:36 PM

If he's posting there, it's not under the name Dogs Akimbo.

I'm pretty sure that's exactly the name he posts under there. All 4 or 5 of them.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
07/30/2008 04:15 PM

I would just like somebody to give me props for staying out of this thread.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/30/2008 06:36 PM

For Trixxie.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/30/2008 06:38 PM

For the other dudes of Gab.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/30/2008 06:41 PM

Okay, what the hell . . . for Lila.

Wendy Lady - starting off as an orgasm 156,790 17
07/31/2008 09:44 AM

Damn, I missed out on this?? This month is my 7yr itch Gabanniversery. Just in case people are still around:

Hi Candie - contrats on the wedding! How are the kitties??

Hi Chi - ARGH, Ye Filthy Bilge Rat!!

Hi HBE - I still diddle to your abs from time to time.

Bonkalonkadonk - RAWR! Snaggle!

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
07/31/2008 10:24 PM

Thanks, Trae! Kitties are wonderful. Baby's on the way.

Pooky Scooter 47 9
08/01/2008 07:47 AM

sup bitches

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
08/01/2008 07:50 AM

<action>waits for Mr Sir to post, since every one else is</action>

Wendy Lady - starting off as an orgasm 156,790 17
08/01/2008 09:29 AM

Holy Froststick! You're having a kid?? You sure about this? I'm counting the days til mine is out of the house.

For your sake and sanity, I hope it's a boy!!! Congrats though!

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
08/01/2008 01:43 PM

I'm pretty sure about it. We're very excited about it and won't know the gender for several weeks.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
08/01/2008 01:44 PM

Don't get pushed down any stairs...or maybe you should.

Wendy Lady - starting off as an orgasm 156,790 17
08/01/2008 02:03 PM

Don't worry about him, Candie. BIG's just mad because people kept trying to push his Mom down the stairs too, and he ended up with a abnormally large head.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
08/01/2008 02:13 PM

but you get the most baby for your buck at scratch and dent nurseries!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/02/2008 10:10 AM

You'd be most welcome there, Dogs

One of those prison welcomings, eh?