manhole 21,656 29
08/02/2008 10:33 AM

Whats dirty about that?

teh rock lobstah says: 18,570 33
08/02/2008 11:07 AM

ChiChi,

You are not alone.

Love,
Rock Lobster

Pubah 56,813 18
08/02/2008 12:00 PM

I will not hang you from a tree. Tell me why you think Obama sucks.

I'm no fool...you don't get to where he is being a Boy Scout, but I think he's the best shot we(working, middle-class, regular folk)'ve got.

McCain is a good man, but he'Shakespeareched himself to Bushes wagon (the one with square wheels and a 28% approval rate). More of the same McCain.

Hilliary...oh, HELL no. Her life is a Political Rocky Horror Picture Show.

You guys say Nadar is ugly and can't win (I like him).

Ron Paul wears too much make-up. Oh, that's RuPaul...anyway, he's got the flat tax idea, but not much else.

Chickens-N-Rice fizzled when she refused to have Pubahs baby.

What are our choices?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/02/2008 12:02 PM

Obama remains an enigma to me, but the other guy has those creepy neck wattles. He gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm writing in my vote for the French Mailman.

teh rock lobstah says: 18,570 33
08/02/2008 12:04 PM

Go green party! Yay for the hippies! The man has no real plan for anything, but he's fun to listen to. I will vote Nadar until he dies.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/02/2008 12:51 PM

I just read my own post and realized what my problem is. So take away my p.c. librul card and revoke all my Trotskyite privileges:

Obama remains an enigma</stike> to me

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/02/2008 12:53 PM

Also, I suck at the internet.

Squiirly 53,270 54
08/02/2008 01:06 PM

I'm a felon, I can't vote so you guys need to make the right choice for me.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/02/2008 01:53 PM

The current administration has impoverished our country by letting their cronies steal hundreds of billions of dollars from the public weal.

Although McCain is not from the same clique, a lot of the same people now stealing from us will still have access to McCain.

Obama will bring in a different groups of thieves.

I'm all for change.

GrammarNazi 954 5
08/02/2008 03:12 PM

I'm writing in Jack Ryan. He gets my vote.

rock lobster : $20.01, due to inflation 18,570 33
08/02/2008 03:27 PM

I think we should ALL write in Jack Ryan.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/02/2008 03:47 PM

Jack Ryan?

From the hack Tom Clancy novels?

Might as well dig Nixon back up.

syncope is a jiggy grifter 49,019 14
08/02/2008 04:20 PM

Obama is so squeaky clean and exciting that he will either:

a) reveal himself to be the antichrist

b) be the most incompetent president since Jimmy Carter


That said, I'd rather vote for the son of Satan than McCain, Nader is the only person rendered more obsolete by technology than Mccain, and Kucinich and Gravel make the most sense but of course they fell into Crazy Lake so long ago that no one will take them seriously in a political arena ever again.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
08/02/2008 04:42 PM

ChiChi, You are not alone.

Of course he's alone - he lives in Maine! Pay attention.

Millie would be alone too, but she has cats.

manhole 21,656 29
08/02/2008 04:51 PM

That like to eat boxes.

Declan McManus as Declan McManus 131,887 36
08/02/2008 08:04 PM

Chi Chi, what is your basis for saying that?


I will defend your right to say it, but I want to know why.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
08/02/2008 09:45 PM

Take it to HoB!

I'm throwing my vote away on the LP as usual. I like Obama better, but I just can't bring myself to cast a vote for socialism.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/02/2008 10:05 PM

I don't want to vote for socialism either. I have always hoped socialism would come to America by means of a bloody revolution.

Phla likes XF a little too much 131,068 34
08/02/2008 10:08 PM

Vote for Surreallism. Write in giraffe umbrellas.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/02/2008 11:42 PM

The American voting public are quite outspoken regarding Obama's

pros and cons but this is largely a waste of time for one very crucial reason:

You don't really think they're going to put a Ogden Nash in the White House do you?

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/02/2008 11:43 PM

...really?!?!

Phla likes XF a little too much 131,068 34
08/02/2008 11:49 PM

Fo shizzle.

Phla likes XF a little too much 131,068 34
08/02/2008 11:49 PM

But they're going to have to call it The Black House now.

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2008 12:08 AM

<action>rolls eyes</action>

...but I just can't bring myself to cast a vote for socialism.

Whatever.

Chi Chi, there are plenty of people who agree with you in Maine. But even if there weren't, don't be such a Poe. Use your right to free speech.

Honestly, who's going to lynch you--the old hippies or the Volvo-drivers?

I certainly wouldn't waste my time hanging you; your opinion won't make a difference--Maine always goes blue. If you don't like it, move to Texas.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/03/2008 02:19 AM

<action>Hugs Lobster</action>

How bout' an Obama/Nadar (Nadar/Obama) ticket?

Imagine the chaos...negros and hippies at the same convention...

Naustradamus and James Brown envisioned this in the quatran:
"Long haired hippies and Afro-Blacks, they all get together across the tracks and Part-Ayyy..."

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
08/03/2008 07:37 AM

This is my first election in my life where I have no idea who the Frost to vote for.

Brother we need a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/03/2008 11:55 AM

I find it interesting that when I tell people I think McCain sucks they cheerfully agree. When I tell them I also think Obama sucks they demand to know why, as if the guy is some gold-plated saint or something.
Now, a gold-plated saint might get my vote. If he were also Mormon. Those crazy Mormons always crack me up.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/03/2008 12:54 PM

<action> Is one of those people</action>

McCain dosen't suck...he's allied himself with people who do.
Why do you think McCain sucks?

Obama isn't squeaky clean (remember the questionable scandle that opened up a congressional seat for him?), but why do you think he sucks?

I hear a lot of people voice reservations about him, but when pressed, they don't give a lot of answers.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/03/2008 03:15 PM

It's very simple, Pubs.

McCain and Obama are politishuns. Politishuns are career liars. They cannot be trusted. Therefore, I will never be seen holding hands and skipping merrily through a flowered field with either of them.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
08/03/2008 03:23 PM

Don't blame me. . .I voted for Kodos.

mikeyb 8 4
08/03/2008 03:29 PM

Anyone know exactly WHY Obama decided to try and boost his hopes by touring Europe?? We got rid of the Blair puppet, we want rid of the Fat Scot we have now, and unless the laws have changed over there I'm pretty sure someone would have told him we aren't allowed to vote!

sharribarri 14,124 11
08/03/2008 03:32 PM

While listening to NPR today, they were discussing possible canidates for Obama's VP. They said Senator Dodd of CT should be chosen because the Obama Dodd flow. They repeated it a few times. Obama Dodd. Obama Dodd. Ma na ma na. Then everyone joined in and hummed the song.


In short, I hope to get the song stuck in your heard. (Sorry Undies)

Fun. Fin.

syncope is a jiggy grifter 49,019 14
08/03/2008 03:39 PM

Anyone know exactly WHY Obama decided to try and boost his hopes by touring Europe??

I think it's because most of America's allies have come to see us as Emersons over the last eight years, and people are generally paranoid about the rest of the world possibly never liking us again.

mikeyb 8 4
08/03/2008 03:46 PM

people are generally paranoid about the rest of the world possibly never liking us again.....

It's bigger than religion, it unites us all, we might even be friendly, but wherever we live we keep puttin Tw@ts in charge....

MacChickens Anus 286,580 61
08/03/2008 09:06 PM

people are generally paranoid about the rest of the world possibly never liking us again.

Frost em.

Al Sleet 77,546 17
08/03/2008 09:45 PM

I would vote for McCain, but the guy's got a horrible comb-over and we don't need that in the white house. He wouldn't look like any of the other presidents on the five dollar bills.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/04/2008 01:09 AM

I don't know, Donk. I think this guy could make it work.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/04/2008 01:40 AM

Can I vote for you, Lila

I agree politicians suck marbles out of McDonalds shakes...

...but until we storm the Bastille and cut off some Canadians's head...
polatishuns is all we's got.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/04/2008 10:07 AM

The thing that struck me as a total suck-fest of Obama's little "trip" is this - what if he loses? All that cash, time and effort down the drain. I can see this coming from someone who was newly elected our president but from someone who hasn't even picked a running mate yet?
Seems to me he feels he has this election in the bag but I don't think he should be so confident.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/05/2008 04:26 AM

Hilliary ain't done yet...that skankity skank skank has one more card up her skanky sleeve

Denver is going to be interesting

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
08/05/2008 06:32 AM

what if he loses? All that cash, time and effort down the drain

The same could be said for any money spent on a political campaign. That's why when I'm running for president, I will save my contributors' money by using only domestic hookers and blow.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/05/2008 07:51 AM

I say it's all over once Puff Daddy endorses you. Everyone remember how BIG Kerry was? How he was made into a celebrity? Then Puff Daddy started making people wear those retarded-ass t-shirts and airing stupid commercials where he rapped about the crusty, old white man and then the guy lost. Now he's like the new generation's Dukakis.

Yes, I called him Puff Daddy. That's who he will always be in my eyes and such is what I shall always call him!

Ravos me this, Ravos me that 63,472 21
08/05/2008 08:35 AM

...but until we storm the Bastille and cut off some Canadians's head...

Hey now.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
08/05/2008 11:07 AM

i will not vote for obama based on one issue: universal health care. do not want.

Ravos me this, Ravos me that 63,472 21
08/05/2008 11:11 AM

i will not vote for obama based on one issue: universal health care. do not want I'm not 'Merican.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
08/05/2008 11:16 AM

so being against universal health care = unamerican. got it.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
08/05/2008 11:17 AM

oh, you meant you. my bad.

Squiirly 53,270 54
08/05/2008 11:38 AM

I don't know what you guy's are worried about. It's not like there is going to be an election anyway. As we speak George W. is consolidating his power and will be taking over the world by November.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/05/2008 01:37 PM

<action>Installs a gun parapet on his cardboard fortress...uh...house</action>

Squirrley could be right...

George, Hilliary, Dick and Jane

Run, run, run. See Mericans run. Hilliary laughs at Dick. Laugh, laugh, laugh.

Squiirly 53,270 54
08/05/2008 05:03 PM

<action> gets his old Storm Trooper costume out of the closet</action>

All hail Emperor Bush.

Emperor Bush 53,270 54
08/05/2008 05:05 PM

You will all be my slaves.

HaHahahaha....

Mung Champ 35,891 35
08/05/2008 05:24 PM

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Come, boy, see for yourself...

Pubah 56,813 18
08/06/2008 01:52 AM

Looks like Georgie Boy is creating his own 'Evil Empire'...

Complete with Blackwater Stormtroopers

Ravos me this, Ravos me that 63,472 21
08/06/2008 08:17 AM

Georgie Boy

You mean Boy George?

Pubah 56,813 18
08/06/2008 08:21 AM

No, I mean the sorriest excuse for a President America has seen since Reconstruction.

Boy George is too busy picking up trash behind Kobokie theaters

Ravos me this, Ravos me that 63,472 21
08/06/2008 08:25 AM

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.

He musta done something bad to be in that situation. Perhaps writing a song called "Karma Chameleon".

Pubah 56,813 18
08/06/2008 08:28 AM

Not to be confused with George Michael...

Noted gay sexor in semi-public place maven.

Rene 1,810 11
08/06/2008 08:54 AM

My first 2 celebrity crushes, when I was about 6 or 7, were Kirk Cameron and George Michael.

One turned out to be ultra-conservative Christian whose website has told me that I and my family are going to hell numerous times.

The other turned into, well, some sort of over-the-hill Ken doll trying to recapture the youth he wasted with Barbie.

Got a celeb you hate? I'll say they're cute and BAM, career over.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/08/2008 06:57 AM

Then please, Renee call
Paris Hilton
Wolf Blitzer
Rush Limbaugh
Hilliary Clinton
and
George Bush
CUTE!

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
08/08/2008 07:53 PM

I'm no Bush fan, but I love how much liberals hate him. Every time I see a "1/20/09 end of an error" bumper sticker I laugh at them in their rusty subaru with the faded Dukakis stickers.

manhole 21,656 29
08/08/2008 08:10 PM

I'm no Bush fan

Fag.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/08/2008 10:23 PM

I'm no Bush fan, but I love how much liberals hate him. Every time I see a "1/20/09 end of an error" bumper sticker I laugh at them in their rusty subaru with the faded Dukakis stickers voted for him twice.

Fixed it for you Chix.


And I drive a Ford.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/09/2008 03:35 AM

Why doesn't everyone besides Haliburton employees or those who own or own stock in oil companies hate Geo Bush...

...He's done more to ruin this country (economy, militarily, morally and Constitutionally) than Carter, Nixon and Johnson combined.
Oh...I'm a Ford man too.

Rene 1,810 11
08/09/2008 10:56 AM

Did anybody notice how bored he looked at the Olympics opening ceremony last night?

I'm not going to hate him for that though. I was pretty bored too. I vote to only have the games in countries that are known for fiery personalities and steel drums from here on out.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/09/2008 10:57 AM

How come GAB doesn't have a steel drum band?

Pubah 56,813 18
08/09/2008 12:33 PM

Get with Whistler...he can probably whip up a Drum and Fife Corps for the next Olympics.

If Bush and his chronies haven't destroyed the planet by then.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/09/2008 07:39 PM

Pubah, I did that - 28 years ago. Lake Placid Winter Games, 1980.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/09/2008 07:48 PM

Whoops.

No Spring Chickens 286,580 61
08/09/2008 09:08 PM

voted for him twice.

Well yeah. Did you see the two dumbasses running against him?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/09/2008 11:03 PM

Whistler, are you the one with the funny looking black hat?

Declan McManus as Declan McManus 131,887 36
08/09/2008 11:30 PM

I do believe so, Dogs.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
08/09/2008 11:44 PM

Better that than one of the salvation army cowgirls on the left.

Rene 1,810 11
08/10/2008 12:04 AM

Hey Whistler, think you could round up the band for a 2010 reunion? I wasn't alive in 1980.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/10/2008 01:20 AM

We have a reunion the fourth weekend in July, every year. We no longer have those uniforms, though, and even if we did, very few of us would still fit in them.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/10/2008 02:23 PM

Lake Placid 1980?

So YOU were our Hockey team's secret weapon!

Can you play at the Democratic National Convention? America needs all the help she can get.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/10/2008 07:29 PM

I was at the game when the U.S. hockey team defeated the U.S.S.R. (the so-called Miracle on Ice).

Unfortunately, I couldn't get tickets for the final game, when the U.S. beat Finland to win the gold. I was out in the parking lot with a couple of thousand other people. Some of the t.v. crews set televisions on top of their trucks and we all watched the game out in the cold while passing around bottles.

When the game ended, the parking lot crowd spontaneously burst into song - God Bless America. It was an unforgettable moment.

I highly recommend going to see the Olympics if you ever get the chance.

Pubah 56,813 18
08/11/2008 02:22 AM

Yes, if I ever get to Chance...it will be an Olympics

..."And now the Twinkie covered, upside down sporking event. The present record is held by..."

Seriously, great story Whistler. Wish I'd been there. But I did donate 25 bucks to the team and got a cool pewter mug...

...it's all corroded inside now.