Chance 171,220 14
08/06/2008 01:31 PM

Am I the new leader? I bet its me. Its me isnt it?

Miss Dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2008 01:35 PM

Its a lurker!

Chance 171,220 14
08/06/2008 01:37 PM

Pot? Kettle?

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
08/06/2008 03:00 PM

Na na na na na na na na leader!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
08/06/2008 03:14 PM

How will this affect the depreciation of my collection of leader beans?

underWhere? 99,723 76
08/06/2008 03:30 PM

I had a GAB dream last night, and it involved dinosaurs again. I was wandering the streets at night, and nearby lived a big Tyrannosaurus. Chance helped me steal an egg. For some reason, the egg was cut in half, but the creature inside was still viable. We were driving around on these little scooters in the pouring rain, up and through back alleys, where the Tyrannosaurus chased us.

It rained so much, the river started flooding, and all these little cottages full of collage kids had to be evacuated. So I took the egg, while Chance saved the cute boys with rides on her scooter to safety.

After a while, Al appeared dressed as a ninja assassin, and he and his trusty sidekick Frat tried to take the egg from me. At that point, the Tyrannosaurus showed up and it became clear that it was actually on my side, and it chased Al away.

The egg hatched, and it was a baby raptor. I thought it was going to eat Frat, but it paused and jumped into a dumpster and ate a hobo instead. Frat just peed himself and ran off crying.

The rain stopped, the sun came out, and then Chance and I climbed up onto the Tyrannosaur's back and were featured in a parade.

Huzzah!

syncope is dead 49,000 13
08/06/2008 05:46 PM

I dreamt that I had two roommates: a blonde generic woman and Tom Selleck, circa 1982.

I came home one day to discover Tom had moved out, and I spent the rest of the dream talking to my blonde roomie about how bummed I was that I didn't get to say goodbye to Tom Selleck.

Thud 66,695 17
08/06/2008 06:43 PM

I thought it was going to eat Frat, but it paused and jumped into a dumpster and ate a hobo instead.

It ate Pubah?

Millie 116,854 28
08/06/2008 08:09 PM

Oops, I just remembered I had a dream that I was reading the paper and there was an obituary of one of my childhood friends. When I woke up, I meant to go online and see if he was really dead, but I forgot.

Meh, it was last week, I'm sure if he died, someone would have called me.

Also, I had a dream the other night that I was at work and a high school friend's younger brother came in to see me. He was tall and thin like he was when we were kids, not fat and huge like he is, now. And last night, that same friend (who I haven't heard from in 2 years) e-mailed me.

(No, it wasn't to tell me my other friend was dead, either.)

Shell Belle 76,640 24
08/06/2008 10:52 PM

I thought it was going to eat Frat, but it paused and jumped into a dumpster and ate a hobo instead

Too bad. That's always my favorite part.

La Femme KChikita 124,281 89
08/07/2008 02:50 PM

I dreamed last night that I was sitting on the bed with the baby, and he was trying to crawl around (but really was just smooshing his face into the comforter). I looked away for a second, and when I looked back, he was leaping off my husband's side of the bed.

Naturally, my maternal instincts kicked in and still sleeping, I exploded up from the bed and lunged across my sleeping husband to grab the non-existent baby that was not actually falling to the floor.

My husband was not impressed.

Chance 171,220 14
08/07/2008 03:24 PM

Undies has the bestest dreams!

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
08/07/2008 03:42 PM

Two nights ago, I had a dream that I was raped by that idot magician guy, Chris Angel, twice. Also, my friend Emily was there, and there were wild pigs in the alley behind my house.

Apparently, Em and I were going to a party, dressed like total hookers, and one the way, I had to stop to read some random books about dogs to some little kids that I apparently babysat for.

So I went to the kids house dressed like a hooker and tried to read them dog books, but the books kept falling out my hands, and the kids were screaming, and I lost the book.

So I ran away and went to the party, where I apparently got high or drunk, and like in all my dreams, I could float/hover/fly. Somehow Chris Angel was there and I was really drunk,a nd he raped me, but I may have liked it(barf). He left and I went and watched Emily chase wild pigs int eh back alley, and for awhile she became a rat.

THen Chris Angle called me and said he was sorry for raping me and asked to come over again. So I let him. And then he raped me again and stole my shoes when he left.

He had left me a bunch of numbers to call him on, but I kept dialling wrong, and I really needed my shoes. No one I saw would beleive that Chris Angle raped me and said it must have been one of his "illusions".

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,130 53
08/07/2008 04:05 PM

Because I don't know what most of you look like, my Gab dream would involve me sitting in front of the computer typing Shakespeare I thought was really funny. With the inevitable sit up in a sweat, knock the wife on the floor, pee the bed climax of the dream being no one giving me orbs.......Oh wait, that's my real life. Without the mad wife and pissed on bed of course.